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Club Match Reports -
Season 2002/03 Click on a date to see reports for that weekend 07/09/02 Prescot Is 0 Didsbury Northern Is 1 It was a mix of old and new that paraded in the first game of the season for Didsbury Northern 1st XI on their first outing , away at a scruffy Prescot pitch. Phil Hughes, newly arrived after spells with Rossendale and UMIST and the returning Dave Harper, back after a two year exile, whoring his services to Bowdon, made up the new. Players such as the bandy legged Hurst, the portly Jordan, the blind, withered shouldered cripple Fernandez and black skirting boards Meredith made up the old along with the rest of the characters from last years titanic campaign. Both sides were under strength for this pre season encounter but both showed enough to produce a flowing, if mistake riddled game. Didsbury looked the more composed with a passing game that pulled Prescot from side to side but for all the slick movements the final ball was just lacking, that bit of seasonal sharpness still weeks away. Prescot for their part were dangerous on the break, playing a more direct but ultimately less tactically aware game though on this showing perhaps a more effective game, as they produced several chances that really should have been finished. It was going to be a bit of fortune that produced a goal as the scrappy nature of the final ball made the chances of a quality finish somewhat minimal. It was little surprise then that a piece of poor goalkeeping was to blame. The keeper allowed the hard hit but poorly directed short corner strike from Dave Harper to creep beneath his body to give Didsbury the game with the only goal of the match mid way through the first half. Prescot to their credit refused to defend despite the mounting control of the game by Didsbury in the second half, throwing men and balls forward in the hope of an equaliser. Hurst in goal was equal to their best efforts though he should have been left no chance as Prescot were allowed at least three unopposed shots from top D. He even managed to keep his legs together as they attempted to exploit the well known Hurst, nutmeg weakness. Last years player of the season Paul Misselbrook all but ran the play for Didsbury putting in a solid performance and Kwan after returning to his basics also played well. New boy Hughes put in a solid performance, all the better since having never played with any of his team mates before. Chances inevitably came and on top of Stanger's two misses including a shocking open goal miss of which more must be said, Kwan made, then squandered two good chances and Jordan missed one despite being given five minutes to place it. Stanger's miss was fantastic in that not only did he miss the open goal, but missed also the ball in its entirety and his feet as he fell on his arse and watched Harpers perfect keeper beating pass roll off the back line. Stangers response in his muted Yorkshire tones was unintelligible but it has been subsequently translated to be, 'Aaahm not a furweerd anyweay and what wi' me new stick....'. It was surmised in other quarters that having opened his wallet for the first time in years to pay for a new stick he had refused to let go of it (the wallet) again due to money removal shock and the weight of it in his back pocket (what with the extra weight of chains and lock) had off balanced him. Others just put it down to the fat arse he has acquired after a summer of excesses. In conclusion, a fairly good tempered enjoyable affair that lacked real quality and a few goals to give it a bit of spice but made for a reasonable first game on which to build. DNHC 1s vs Sale Bowdon IIs 6 Didsbury Northern Is 1 As friendlies go the result couldn't
have been any friendlier... for DNHC 1s vs Deeside Ramblers Didsbury Northern Is 5 Warrington Is 2 Fresh
from defeat away to Bowdon last week, Didsbury faced potentially even
stiffer opposition in a friendly at home to Warrington, who play their
league hockey in the Northern Premier division, three above the newly
promoted Didsbury. Facing
an apparent skills gap the task was made slightly easier for the
underdogs, when Warrington decided to field only ten players, although
after a strong start from Didsbury, the home side were left in no
doubt of the challenge ahead when indecisiveness allowed
Warrington's striker to blast home a free shot from the top of the
circle. To his credit
goalkeeper Chris Hurst, who completed his transformation to the dark
destroyer with a set of new black gloves, got the faintest of touches
on the first goal and was called into action again ten minutes later
when he gloved a soft drag flick towards the back-line only for it to
be turned in for Warrington's second.
A two nil score line flattered the visitors who could do little
to stem the unrelenting tide of attacks as Didsbury controlled the
majority of the first half with flowing moves culminating in plenty of
opportunities, lacking only the goal scoring prowess so evident at the
opposite end. Didsbury's
sustained pressure did however lead to a short corner shortly before
halftime, which was slotted home by a confident Paul Meredith. Two one at half time allowed Didsbury to come out attacking the second half in search of the equaliser, which quickly materialised when Shearer's shot come cross after beating two players allowed Mark Roberts to turn in from a few yards out. Mark Keatley playing his first game for the team put in a sturdy performance to complete the back four who provided the solid foundation from which Didsbury launched their second half attacks. The winning goal came midway through the second half when Scum broke down an attack deep in his own territory and instigated a sweeping move that culminated in Shearer orbiting the circle and letting loose a fierce shot that was deflected past the stranded goal keeper by Scum's deftest of touches. It was this exact Trojan like effort by the centre midfielder which saw him voted man of the match by his peers, and perhaps an indication of things to come with regular attendance to Monday nights fitness training?! As the game wore on and Warrington were forced to chase shadows Mark Roberts was able to complete his first senior hat trick to give Didsbury a comfortable and well deserved win over a very high class of opposition. The only bad break (!) for Didsbury came when late on in the game influential right back Dobbin took a ball in the face leaving him with a Quasimodo like swelling on the side of his face. With the league season scheduled to begin in a fortnight, Didsbury can take great encouragement from a display that ebbed class and commitment, a strong testament to the entire squad and a clear indication that the team can continued where it ended last season, in winning ways. Chester IVs 0 Didsbury Northern IVs 2 Keepers agreed on a Zulu Start which
was won easily by J. Ing - it then took him DNHC 1s vs Bowdon 1s DNHC 2s vs Moss Park 2s Macclesfield Is 2 Didsbury Northern Is 5 Didsbury
men's first team travelled to Macclesfield via several routes
(courtesy of our illustrious leader's dodgy directions), eager to
build upon the fast flowing cohesive play that we had displayed the
week before. Unfortunately this was to be beyond them for the majority
of the game. Upon
reflection it could have been due to the dire pitch, which was a
threadbare affair that bobbled at a frightful pace; it could have been
due to the opposition, who were just frightful; but if we were honest
it was down mainly to ourselves. Within
the first five minutes it was obvious to all that Didsbury were the
better team, it was also obvious that Macclesfield were going to play
a 'direct' type of game. Unfortunately Didsbury's channelling in
the first half, only served to give Macclesfield's wingers and
centre forward opportunity after opportunity to drive (at admirable
pace) at the back four and it was only due to their insistence to hit
the ball 'really, really hard' whether aiming for the goal their
team-mate or nowhere in particular that prevented them for scoring
more than the two goals that they did. Remarkably it was actually
thanks only to some lacklustre defence that Macclesfield eventually
scored. The first came with Chan in goal, blighting an otherwise
impressive first appearance, with a soft goal slipped under his
sprawling form by the rampaging left wing. The second came due to the
now once a game (at least) decision by Diddy, our centre back, to pass
it to their centre forward. Luckily
for Didsbury, their attacking was at times still of the flowing form
and ample opportunities were created up front with only the final pass
or the yet another bobble preventing a bucketful of goals being scored
in the first half. However two goals did materialise in the form of a
great two touch finish from Andrew 'Lovechild' Kwan at the far
post from a rifled cross from Dave Harper and a sweet strike from the
top of the dee from Alasdair 'Shearer' Thomas after good
persistence down the left Wing from Mark 'Team Boy' Roberts. Half
time was a period to try and get ourselves refocused on our own game
and recognised the need to adapt for the pitch. Soon into the second
half it became apparent that we should have discussed how to get out
of the way of the opposition. Alas poor Diddy
was concentrating on controlling the ball and taking it beyond
the quickly approaching player instead of just getting out of the
players way! It was thus with the cry of 'I got the ball' that
Macclesfield's front line claimed their first 'scalp' of the
season. It was sadly the case that no amount of persuasion will ever
convince such chaps that only the ball is supposed to be retrieved
from 'a tackle'. It would appear that their priorities are the
player, then the stick, then an ample amount of fresh air and blood
and then and only then, if one is lucky, the ball that appears behind
the crumpled mess. So
with one of our number off to wait in the nearby A&E waiting room
we decided to deal out some punishment. It came in the form of another
three goals from Shearer, none of them were handsome but the moves to
give the striker his opportunities were. Phil 'Fat Boy' Taylor
putting one on a plate from the bye line was of particular note. There
were plenty more opportunities, but either luckless finishing or good
goalkeeping prevented the goal tally from going above five. Club
captain Paul 'Scum' Misselbrook deserves mention for yet another
outstanding display, however some one on one practice with the
goalkeeper may be appearing in his training schedule! So in the end we left with a convincing 5-2 win under our belts, unfortunately even though according to one of their number, 'once your in Mac you don't leave, which is why the majority are inbred !!' they will be venturing out to a return 'friendly' fixture after Christmas. We all look forward to it 'like a hole in the head'. DNHC 1s vs Bolton Ladies 1s Didsbury Northern Is 5 Liverpool Uni Is 1 It wasn't a champagne performance that saw Didsbury climb to their accustomed spot near the top of the table but it was the display of a team that have played together a while and have a great understanding. The performance oozed confidence and composure if let down somewhat by the oft times poor ball retention. Liverpool University for their part looked freshly back on the hockey pitch, lacking the cutting edge that will doubtless make this encounter much more difficult on the return. There was some surprise when the students arrived with sixteen players, I wonder how many other teams will see that this year. Didsbury started hard and fast and always looked the more likely to score and an early strike from Roberts deflecting in Thomas' cross settled any nerves. Just as the students began to find some rhythm they were hit again, this time by a short corner rescued from disaster by Jordan who fed Thomas in front of goal. As the ball rebounded from his shot Kiwi Harper coming in fast on the rebound fired the ball into the net to make it two. The green and white tide was now in full flight and Liverpool needed everything they had to hold out but holding out was something they just couldn't manage. Thomas ran on to a lovely cross D ball to slap home the third before robbing the defender and feeding Taylor for a far post tap in to make it four. At this point there was some typical student petulance as sticks were thrown in disgust to the amusement of Didsburys defence. The second half was much the same, a fifth goal scrambled over the line by Harper before Taylor missed three open goals on the trot steering two into the keeper and one onto the post. It was surmissed that he had been unable to see at least two of these as they had been hidden beneath the immensity of his gut though this was never confirmed. The latter of these efforts came after Stanger had made himself dizzy in the D, beating then re-beating the same two defenders three times over as he pirouetted around the D with the grace of a rhino ballerina. It was incomprehensible that he actually got a shot off but what was more incomprehensible was the miss from Taylor as he deflected the resultant arcing ball onto the post from half a yard out. Didsbury could have and probably should have scored more but the students late on managed a consolation goal from a short corner. Hurst was later heard remarking quietly to himself that at least he'd had his legs together but as all knew that wouldn't last for long he got no reply! Hit to the keepers right Hurst really should have saved it as he sticked it rather feebly into the goal but as long as he lets them in like that only when well ahead its not too much of a worry. What was a worry was the gash opened up in Andy Beavers chin on his first team recall after the ball deflected up viciously into his face. Six stitches later and a grinning, if with a slight wince, Beavers reappeared at the club. The grin we were later informed was due to the cruelty of centre forward doctor Thomas who stitched the defender with carpet hair' face into a permanent grin to stop him scowling when his hand went into his tight Yorkshire pocket - brilliant!Lancs Cup 1st Round - Didsbury Northern Is 1 Preston Is 4 Last years Lancashire Trophy winners Didsbury met their first great test in this years cup competition against an impressive Preston side. The team showed two changes from the side that demolished Liverpool university 24 hours earlier, Clem 'Pimp' Chan in goal for the missing Chris 'Bandy legs' Hurst and Hughes in for Meredith. Preston were quickly into their stride and the early play was all from the North Lancashire side. Didsbury struggled to cope with the intensity of Prestons play and the incisiveness and speed of their passing game. Time and again the goal was exposed and but for some good keeping and great last ditch tackles, notably by Andy 'Life on the line' Beavers the score would not have remained blank, it didn't for long. A scrambled ball was forced home for the first and then the second bizarrely played back into play from a defenders foot well over the back line was forced in and the un-sighted umpire had no option other than to award a goal. The third was soft as Preston were allowed a reverse stick shot that although somewhat scuffed had enough power to make its way in. Phil 'TB Fat Boy' Taylor was heard to express the position that real men would have hit the roof, but everyone ignored him. The keeper really should have done better but in light of his performance in which he made several important saves including one brilliant stick stop from a short corner he was forgiven this lapse.. At three the visitors sat back and slowed the game down and it could well have undone them had Didsbury taken advantage of the chances they created. Why they did this is questionable, perhaps because the pace was too much to maintain, perhaps because they felt three was enough. The popular theory however was that since Brandon 'Soft Shandy Southerner' Fernandez had limped off after being hit (very softly) on a short corner, their supply of ball had dried up giving them less opportunities. Didsbury came more and more into the game as the half came to conclusion and should arguably have had one back as Alasdair 'first touch' Thomas given ages and ages in the D fired straight at the keeper. It was Gutteridge who did break the Didsbury duck just the other side of half time as they produced a wonderful goal with great build up and a stunning finish. Paul 'I had him in my pocket' Misselbrook and Dave 'I want to hit it REALLY hard' Harper had combined well after Dorian 'Sick Note' Jordan had started the move at right back. As Harper slotted a ball through, Jordan now at full pace showed some stunning wing play, beating the last defender and crossing to perfection for the oncoming Gutteridge. The finish rocketed upwards from eight yards out and the keeper could only stand and watch as it whistled past him into the roof of the net. The crowd on the sidelines went wild and the team was visibly lifted except for Phil 'TB Fat Boy' Taylor who was heard boring one of the Preston backs with his theory that real men always hit the roof. The defender in question was obviously still trying to wake up from this as Thomas who had failed to control almost every ball hit at him all game beat him on several occasions with the same old school style right hand dodge on every occasion. Unfortunately having managed two touches in a row, Thomas unsurprisingly managed to make a balls up of it from there on and precious little was created from these glorious opportunities. Didsbury continued to press but the final ball just wasn't there and finally the over commitment of men led to the sucker punch as Preston broke quickly and killed the game. Didsbury will take heart from a good performance against a team two leagues higher and clearly better but not from the incident in which Andy 'Big Man' Kwan was substituted off the pitch for petulence towards his captain and team mates. Taylor was heard to mutter something about real men as he left the pitch but this went unheard, probably for the better! Preston IVs 2 Didsbury
Northern IVs 6 Didsbury Northern Vs 2 Preston Vs 2 The 5th team outclassed ten men Bolton in every manor, so it was to some surprise they found themselves two nil down early on in the second half. E. Doddman, the young centre half played a masterful display in the centre of the park allowing Solly to roll the ball towards the goal, before watching in amazement as the otherwise defiant Bolton goalkeeper stood aside and let it pass into the back of the net! Constant pressure ensured Didsbury got something from the game all though fragmented flowing hockey deserved nothing less than the full fat. DNHC 3s vs Parkway Knutsford Is 1 Didsbury Northern Is 1 Considering the volumes of prose and
range of vocabulary that had been Didsbury Northern IIs 9 Springfield IIs 0 It
started out a miserable, rainy morning in manchester, but ended up Cheetham & Heywood IVs 5 Didsbury Northern IIIs 0 The 3rd team played a morning game on the newly built showcase pitch at Bellvue, a one sided affair that was only kept to a respectful score line due to some impressive saves from Cheetham and Heywoods young keeper. G. Parry ran rings around the hapless opposition, dominating the midfield conjuring chance after chance for the Didsbury forwards, who ensured the team retained their 100% record, if slightly embarrassed by the relative ease with which the goals came. Didsbury Northern IVs 2 Urmston IIIs 0 The 4th team started brightly pushing up well in attack, culminating in many 1st half chances epitomised by MOM G. Metcalf's great run up the R. wing and superb cross to the back post that "late boy" Hill was just unable to convert. The goal finally came when pressure lead to a pair of short corners, and although Flowers fired wide, competent injector Martin jumped on the opportunity and slotted it home. Urmston responded with one tame attack, which was stopped on the edge of the circle by keeper and captain, Ing. Didsbury soaked up the pressure as the visitors came out of the break strongly, but again the reds had no answer to Didsburys wide attacks and a second series of penalty corners resulted in a rehearsed stop, wide slap, and shot into the net by Jones. Urmston rallied in the last 10 but it was a case of too little too late. Mossley Hill IIIs 1 Didsbury Northern Vs 4 The 5th team took a full compliment of players down the M62 to play Mossley Hill, hoping to build on the impressive form, which saw them harshly share the points the week earlier. I Craig displayed some decisive touches in the danger area, and although the team failed to find a constant rhythm it was this sort of evident class in front of goal that ensured the first 3 points for the newly created side. DNHC 2s vs Bowdon 2's Neston South Wirral Is 0 Didsbury Northern Is 1 It was gray and
drizzling as the Didsbury boys turned up at Neston, but it cleared up
just before pushback and would stay fine for the rest of the game.
Didsbury started well dominating the game with good ball movement
round the back and in midfield leaving Neston chasing the ball like
terriers. It always looked like Didsbury would score first and that
proved correct. Good work rate by the midfield union and man of the
match Stanger meant the forwards were getting the supply they needed.
This pressure paid off as Thomas picked up the ball on the right drove
into the D and earned a P flick as he was hacked by the Neston defense.
Misselbrook stepped up for the flick and, cool as you like, powered
the ball into the awaiting net leaving the keeper bewildered and
statuesque, 1-0 Didsbury. The second half saw Neston changed their game plan and for some reason Didsbury couldn't adjust and started to falter, the defence gave the ball away, the midfield started to lose the 50-50 balls leaving the forwards to make their runs in vain. The Neston pressure earned them several short corners, one of which struck a Didsbury foot on the way into the goal. The umpire missed it but loud appeals meant the other umpire intervened and a flick was awarded. The flick was poor, going center left, but it some how wrong footed Hursty, who stumbled and by some miracle got a body part in the way, great save.. The best of the half
for Didsbury came from a quick break 4 on 2 but as soon as it was
created it was squandered, the pass into the D cut out easily. The game dragged, but Didsbury managed to hold on to the slender lead which earned them the 3 points that took them to the top of the table. However, with only 1 point separating them from Formby, who have a game in hand, Didsbury will have to improve on that performance if they want to keep their place at the top. EHA Trophy 1st Round - Lytham St Annes Is 1 Didsbury Northern Is 2 On
Sunday a perhaps apprehensive first team travelled to Lytham St Annes
for their debut in the English Hockey Trophy.
It was not clear whether this apprehension was due to a couple
of stuttering league performances, the opposition being two leagues
above Didsbury, the Met Office issuing gale warnings for the area or
the repercussions of Scum potentially not being awarded Man of the
Match. Immediately
after push back it became evident DNHC would have enough on their
plate worrying about the opposition who started brightly and were
confident of repeating their convincing league win against Chester the
previous day. However,
after surviving this bright start Didsbury began to ease themselves
into the game. A more critical observer might suggest Didsbury have been
guilty of easing themselves into a number of games this season. A
less critical observer might suggest scoring first was not a bad idea.
Particularly as Lytham's response was to take off their
centre forward and replace him with a younger model. Details are sketchy, but the author is advised Dave
'gotta-hit-it-harder' Harper finished a fine move by sweeping home
from close range. The
situation became more positive when Didsbury scored again when
'I-am-a-good-player-when-I-don't-over-elaborate' Lovechild
completed another good move. Lytham's
response to this was less accommodating and consisted of polite
suggestions from within their own ranks that they might consider
having their best team on the pitch.
No doubt the youngsters they had decided to blood were
particularly grateful for this public vote of confidence! Nevertheless,
Lytham did respond well and were unlucky to have a shot cleared of the
line by Mark 'you-can't-stop-me-talking-on-the-pitch' Keatley
after Didsbury's central defence were slow to engage an incisive run
by their number 3. The
first half closed with Didsbury deservedly leading 2-0. The
second half was even more eventful than the first.
Didsbury had a number of chances to finish the game off, but
could not quite muster the decisive third goal.
Something the team may consider working on in future games, if
only to spare a currently overworked defence.
Indeed,
the majority of chances fell to Lytham and were often the result of
work by the opposition number 3 who was impressive throughout.
They were, however, unable to finish any of these off and
became more frustrated levels when they had a goal disallowed and they
failed to score from a number of short corners.
This was in part due to Brandon 'runs-down-barrel-but
squeals-when-hit' Fernandez running down a drag flicked attempt and
then deciding to award himself a break. Unfortunately,
Lytham were soon to score via a short corner that one unbiased
observer (the goalkeeper!) was later heard comment may not have ever
been hitting the backboard as is required by the rules of hockey.
Fortunately, the umpires were later do demonstrate they were
aware of this rule when disallowing another rising effort.
They would, however, have found it harder to disallow an
equalising goal if the unmarked Lytham player guilty of failing to
connect with a chance on the far post and enjoyed better fortune.
This
would, however, have ruined the story and prevented Andy
'maybe-just-this-once-I-won't-bottle-it-and instead-make-the
opposition-centre-forward-look-stupid' Beavers from demonstrating a
piece of skill his team mates were completely unaware he possessed.
Similarly, Dave Harper would not have had the opportunity to
nearly gift a last minute equaliser and waste Didsbury's
demonstration that they have learnt from some of the mistakes that led
to last years cup exit. Didsbury Northern IIs 2 Kendal Is 1 Didsburys
2nd Team, riding high at the top of the table and again on
home soil faced the unknown obstacle of Kendal. Seeking to continue
their record of scoring early the first goal went in after 1min 29
Seconds, according to team Statto Paul Watson. A well worked ball from
centre midfielder Ben Woodcock and a cross from the left found it's
way to Steve Gold halfway inside the D, and he dispatched it into the
bottom corner in typical style. However
the game wasn't as one sided as the week before, and Kendal came
back strongly. Although there was some good defensive work from
Captain Danny Curtis and the aforementioned Watson, only the (lack of)
quality of the final ball as well as the reflexes of Clem Chan in goal
denied the visitors the equaliser. The game flowed well, and although
much of the play was between the 25's, Didsbury still had some good
attacking moves down the right involving Phil Hughes and Rich Bye, and
a few surging runs from Paul Booth on the left. 1-0
at half time, Didsbury looked to extend their lead. A couple of golden
chances from Gold and debutant Dan Hopkins went begging as both shot
wide. And Didsbury paid for it with 15 minutes to go when a fast
Kendal break outnumbered the defence and the left winger slotted past
the onrushing Chan. This
woke the Didsbury players up and they went looking for the three
points. After numerous chances and short corners were squandered the
winner came four minutes from time. A short corner strike from Gold
was only half saved, and the pacy Rocket was the first to pounce and
put the ball over the line. 2-1 it finished and Didsbury have a lot to think about before the mammoth trek to Carlisle next week. Either an improvement in discipline and concentration is needed, or else we have to hope this rugged (some might say lucky) performance can be repeated next time decent opposition are encountered Bowdon Vs 3 Didsbury Northern IIIs 1 Regrettably the men suffered their first league defeat over the weekend, the 3rd team losing away at Bowden. Disappointingly it wasn't that the team were outplayed by better opposition but were undone by shear petulance that saw Didsbury down to ten men half way through the first half. It was always going to be a self-defeating exercise from then on in, as the team struggled to find cohesion on the unusual water based playing surface, although they did manage take the lead through an I. Craig strike just after half time. As tiredness kicked in, Bowden used their man advantage and ran in 3 soft goals late in the game to complete the visitor's misery. Didsbury Northern IVs 1 Brooklands Manchester Uni Vs 1 The
4th team started brightly with a trademark run down the
right by G. Metcalf topped off with a great cross and near miss by M.
Flowers. Didsbury kept up the pressure until P. Hardy suffered a very
serious attack of leg cramp that nearly necessitated paramedic
attention. Unfortunately,
just afterwards, a short corner by Brooklands pinballed around the D
and Didsburys clearance pinged up in the air.
Brooklands attacker played a self defence shot and the ball was
sent high into the net, nil - one at the whistle. Didsbury did not drop their heads in the second half, with sustained attack on the Brooklands goal, denied only by exceptional work from the keeper. Didsburys efforts to equalise looked in vain until the final minute when a nother pinball game in the D resulted in A. Jones ramming the ball into the bottom left of Brooklands goal, much to the dismay of the mainly wingey student contingent of the opposition. 30 seconds later the final whistle was blown Brooklands Manchester Uni VIs 2 Didsbury Northern Vs 2 The 5th team faced a formidable challenge away at Brooklands-Man Uni without their injured goalkeeper, but stand in novice, Alan Stewart gave a sterling performance to give the team a foundation to build upon. The points were eventually shared in an eventful top of the table clash, as Didsbury battled to maintain their unbeaten record in their inaugural season in the league. Divisional Cup 1st Round - DNHC 1s vs
Bowdon 1's Didsbury Northern Is 5 Prescot Is 0 Didsbury arrived looking to extend their lead at the top of the table and to continue their unbeaten home record for the season. Spirits were high following the successful start to the EHA Trophy campaign the previous Sunday and all were in a confident mood. Didsbury
started well, heaping on the pressure, which paid off inside the first
10 minutes as Taylor drew the keeper and slotted it home into the
bottom right-hand corner. At no point did Prescot look threatening as
all attacks were competently cut out by the defence. Didsbury's
constant pressure resulted in a goal for Roberts making the score 2-0. It
was more of the same in the second half with the 'midfield union'
dominating the centre of the park giving Prescot nowhere to run. After
15 minutes, a strong attacking move lead to a Didsbury P flick. Scum
stepped up and planted his trade mark flick into the back of the
Prescot goal, the keeper somewhat caught off guard by Scum's
striking resemblance to an orange umpa-lumpa. The defensive alliance
gave Prescot little chance of scoring but a couple of lucky breaks
were competently stopped by Hursty. Awesome
skills and quick ball movement presented Didsbury with numerous
scoring opportunities including; a beautifully executed short corner
with Harper crossing to Roberts who steered the ball wide; a heinous
example of how not to play a 3 on 1 as Scum and Roberts linked up well
but then 'Eyes Shut' Gutteridge missed an open goal from a yard
out; and Dobbin the loose cannon shooting well wide of the goal,
straight at Merediths face where only quick reactions and a bruised
arm saved him. Shearer killed off the game deep into the second half
with a scrappy goal, nutmegging the keeper. Prescot then forgot any
manners they once had, as Scum, then Fernandez were on the receiving
end of some great rugby tackles from their prop forward finally
resulting in a green card, although in my humble opinion IT SHOULD
HAVE BEEN YELLOW. The last quarter saw Shearer on the left put a ball through to Stanger who used his legendary pace to reach the ball before the defender. The run continued into the D where the ball was skilfully slipped reverse stick, beating the keeper and leaving Shearer with a empty goal that he just couldn't miss. Only 5 minutes later Shearer squandered the chance of a hat-trick, missing from five yards out as he fluffed a flick over the floundering keeper, oblivious to Dobbin who was screaming like a bitch for the ball. 5-0 to Didsbury and a successful afternoons work resulting in Didsbury climbing to the top of the NorthWest Carlisle Is 0 Didsbury Northern IIs 6 Fresh
from a tough home fixture against Kendals the previous week, the 2s
found themselves travelling to an almost foreign country in a game
against Carlisle. The team was aware of the opposition's impressive
home record and was expecting a tough battle on the pitch. The match
started under the usual pattern with Didsbury dominating and setting
the tone of the game. Some impressive display by the defence and
midfield, which saw the addition of Perry, meant that Carlisle was
unable to play to their strength. The attack pressured their defence
well and we witnessed several school boy mistake made. The first goal
came when Budd stroked a penalty corner sweetly past the Carlisle
goalkeeper. This much anticipated first goal opened the flood gate and
some champagne hockey in the first half gave Didsbury a comfortable
4-0 margin at the break with goals from Bye, Hopkins and Bardsley.
Half time team talk was particularly difficult for Captain Curtis as
he could not pick out any flaws in our first half display. He
therefore went for the 'its ok guys, I don't mind winning this
game 4-3 as long as we play together as a unit,' this left the
defence very confused as they are not used to the idea of conceding
goals. The
second half started with Carlisle coming to us early and hard as
expected. The away side maintained their discipline and composure and
soaked up the pressure real well. Man of the Match keeper was called
into action for the first time in the game but reacted well and made a
string of saves to keep the opposition at bay. After a short period of
defending and soaking up the pressure, Didsbury regrouped and the
slaughtering began. Immaculate team work and team spirit saw the team
cruised through the Carlisle defence with Bardsley completing his hat
trick in what could only be described as goal of the season style.
Left back Richardson made an accurate 25 yard pass to Hopkins who
turned swiftly and slipped another superb ball through to Bye on the
edge of the D. Bye's wickedness saw him waved his magic wand and
made the perfect one touch square pass to Bardsley who calmly slotted
it into where it belongs. Didsbury Northern IIIs 1 Bolton IIIs 1 After losing 3 points in the previous
week, the thirds needed Liverpool Sefton IIIs 0 Didsbury Northern IVs 2 Strong start from Sefton that pressured
Didsbury defence for 20 mins, including a run of 7 short corners. But
our marking, speed and tenacity countered the sharpness of DNHC 1s vs Saddleworth 1s DNHC 2s vs Glossop 1 Ladies third team/Ladies Cheshire team/Ladies
Stockport team: Didsbury Northern IIs 5 Lytham St Annes IIs 0 In
quite frankly miserable conditions Didsbury Northern 2nd's
put in another solid performance, building on an impressive 6-0 win at
Carlisle in the previous week. Generally,
there was a solid performance throughout the team with great
communication and movement from all parties involved. Goal
scoring was duly taken care of by Gold upfront with two, Mike Budd in
Midfield, again with 2 goals and Rocket with the one of the 5 goals
scored. Questions however
have to be asked over the misfortunate subject of 'Jug Avoidance'
by Gold after missing a second half flick.
And the possibility of a hat trick.
We await the jury's decision on that one. Let's hope we can build on yet another solid performance from all parties and continue in this rich vein of form away to Blackburn. Lytham St Annes IIIs 1 Didsbury Northern IIIs 4 The 3rd team had the unenviable away trip to Lytham, but started the brighter of the 2 sides in particularly tricky conditions with the wind and rain beating down, and the night drawing in, although against the run of play it was the home side who took the lead with there 1st venture into the danger area. I. Craig soon pulled it back with a well taken goal and the game could have panned out significantly different had he been able to double his tally a few moments later, when clean through on goal. It wasn't to be though, and just before half time Lytham reinstated their lead, converting a flick after the ball flew into Horse on the line. Fortunately Lytham were able to field two 1st XI players who were returning from injury and the 2nd half saw them run the show and pile on more misery on the only defeated men's side. Didsbury Northern IVs 3 Lytham St Annes IVs 1 It was a dark and stormy night and the match was nearly called off due to the swimming pool on the far side, but it was decided to go ahead to the pleasure of both teams. After early Didsbury pressure, A Jones made a great run, beating 3 players and setting M Flowers up with an open goal. A lot of niggles for the next 20 mins, with good stops from the Lytham keeper. But the sustained attack brought a 2nd goal after 25 mins, a rehearsed short corner routine allowed C McGhee to make it 2-0 and he was instrumental in the third, selflessly passing it off to T Hewitt 1. Second half was not as commanding for Didsbury and the rain was the only winner. Two events marked a poor final 30 mins: firstly A Jones ended one of his great central runs flying through the air and landing on his shoulder/head after a cynical (great!) sliding tackle by the keeper. And late in the game Lytham were awarded a dubious goal that left the pitch and bounced off the wheel. 3-1 final score and great team night out. Timperley Vs 1 Didsbury Northern Vs 1 The 5th team also suffered with the conditions as they tried to play the ball around on a flooded Timperley pitch, but after piling on the pressure in the first half succumbed to a sucker punch as the homes side's route 1 tactic paid of and a break put them ahead. Just fully the team pulled it back in the second half and did everything but find the winning goal, but frustratingly Timperley managed to hold on till the final whistle. DNHC 1s vs Bury DNHC 2s vs Fearns Didsbury Northern Is 4 Glaxo Is 0 With Glaxo's propensity for conceding goals and Didsbury's for scoring them it was likely to be a one sided game but the green and whites did not allow this to introduce complacency. It was well they didn't as Glaxo displayed some nice hockey the likes of which have seen them reside at this level for some time. After a week off, Didsbury looking fresh and lively started brightly retaining possession well and working some good moves. It was one of these that led to the opening goal early in the game. The ball worked across field to the right saw Jordan feed a diagonal ball for Stanger to run onto top Dee. Slightly overhit, the last defender collected only to be savagely robbed by a motivated Stanger. The flying Yorkshire Terrier slowed, composed himself and slotted home superbly passed the onrushing keeper. The second followed before half time as another good move, this time down the left was threaded to John Bardsley on the far post making his 1st XI league debut, who hit first time past the despairing dive of the keeper. Didsbury failed to control the game despite the positive scoreline and surrendered possession very easily. The subsequent Glaxo pressure led to numerous penalty corners that the defiant 'Black Destroyer' Chris Hurst in goal made short work of repelling. The second half was much of the same with Glaxo stringing some good moves together but failing to find the cutting edge required to open up the divisions stingiest defence. Didsbury were quick and incisive with their breaks and often made chances though few clear cut. As the teams exchanged attacks early in the half, a moment of shame from the home side could have changed the course of the game. Club captain Paul Misselbrook in a moment of reckless abandon removed ball, stick, man and all from the rushing Glaxo forward as he mistimed a challenge from a poor tackling position. The yellow card was immediately brandished and Misselbrook with no resipiscence left the field, head shaking and mouth curled in a grinning rictus of barely concealed contempt. He had, it must be said a shred of reason to feel hard done to having been on the receiving end of several poor challenges with not so much as a talking to for the offenders but no one however would dispute the award of a yellow card for his transgression, especially following his green earlier in the half for a similar offence. Glaxo up a man, mounted a serious assault on the Green back line but the sturdy Didsbury defence held fast, helped out on occasion by the excellent Hurst who's save one on one was top notch. Glaxo may have felt unfairly done as they worked a nice short corner to put the ball in the net. Unfortunately as the close range slap had gone over board height the goal was (correctly) ruled out. One Glaxo player was heard to actually attempt to justify the effort as a flick and therefore acceptable though whether this was in jest was not at the time clear! As the numbers were equalled again Didsbury regained the advantage and grabbed the goal that put the game beyond the reach of the plucky Glaxo. Again good work down the left found centre forward Thomas in the Dee and his pass, delayed to perfection eviscerated keeper and backs to allow Meredith a tap in at the far post. Or rather it should have been a tap in had anyone else but Jigsaw Meredith been on the end of it. After many well documented close range failures, in an effort to ensure the goal, Meredith performed what he described as a graceful diving deflection. In reality this resembled more the felling of a tree and the distant cries of 'Timber!!' reverberated around the ground as he flopped gracelessly to the floor getting stick, body and everything else behind the ball to steer it home. Surprisingly the ball did roll in but the cheering was somewhat stifled as team mates and supporters alike stifled laughter. Phil Taylor, sidelined through a hamstring injury was heard to mutter 'Real men leave dents' but as the only ten tonne player in the squad capable of such a feat was him, this was dismissed as ridiculous. Finally Didsbury killed the game with a superbly worked short corner, zipped around the Dee leaving the defenders statuesque as Jordan fed Thomas to touch in at the far post. Even with the game settled the two sides continued to battle but no further additions could be made to the scoreline. Didsbury can consider it another good victory in a game they never really controlled but still managed to dominate. Blackburn IIs 0 Didsbury Northern IIs 3 The top v bottom clash may not have
provided the result most would have expected. on a difficult
'someone's been cutting lumps out of the astro to fund their
greengrocers shop' pitch didsbury worked hard for 70 minutes to ensure
their 6th win of the season and thier 5th clean sheet of the season. Didsbury Northern IIIs 4 Morecambe IIIs 0 Last weeks shock whitewash at the hands
of Lytham in truly awful conditions, Northern IIIs 1 Didsbury Northern IVs 1 The much anticipated "Top of the Table" clash did not disappoint. Both teams started brightly, with Northern having some good early pressure. Didsbury repelled the Scouse Boarders and pushed on, winning a series of short corners, but failed to capitalise. A Jones & Metcalfe were particularly verbose and caused the defence no end of problems. Jones' powerful run up the centre was laid off to Aaron, knocked on to A Johnson who finished the ball to the back of the net. Northern's only short corner shortly after resulted in the ball on the back-board but the goal was disallowed on a technicality. Half time 1-0. Northern made a strong start after the break, but were soon pinned back in their half with continuing Didsbury pressure. Again we won several short corners and again they came to nothing. Northern broke out quickly from another lame shortie and mis-hit it round the keeper to score. The game finished amid some controversy with calls for a Didsbury flick, but again two short corners after the whistle went unconverted. Final score 1-1. Didsbury Northern Vs 2 Golborne Is 14 Anelka slotted the 1st for the blues after just 5 minutes... sorry wrong match report, although unfortunately for the 5ths this is the game 80% of the team were watching! It was then always going to be a struggle for 8 men without a goal keeper and the score-line says the rest. Ironically though with a full compliment of players the scores may well have been reversed. DNHC 2s vs Littleborough Is - All Divs
Cup 1st Round DNHC Cheshire vs Invitation XI Cheetham & Heywood IIs 2 Didsbury Northern Is 5 Didsbury traveled to the wastelands of Belle Vue to face the challenge of a demoralised Cheetham and Heywood team languishing at the wrong end of the table.
The game started fast and furious with Didsbury displaying the best aspects of their passing game. A short corner was quickly gained and was superbly dispatch by Dorian Jordan, the flick leaving the goalkeeper standing. C&H attempted to claw their way back into the game but within a few short minutes another well worked routine had led to Didsbury being two ahead, with Alasdair 'shearer' Thomas adding to his mounting tally.The rest of the first half turned into a very scrappy affair with neither team displaying much potential for any further goalmouth action.
Half time consisted of some sound advice from Didsbury's South African coach but Didsbury clearly need to employ a Afrikaans translator, since very little of it was taken on board.
The game continued to be very scrappy and heated up when a goal was gifted to C&H by the Muppet keeper letting a dribbling ball on its third bounce, through the chasm between his legs. A pleasing move down the right inside channel with a good change of direction and cool finishing from Phil ' Slimfast' Taylor, soon gave back the breathing space.
Shearer was still on form and with a great pass from Damo putting him clear on the right side of the Dee he strode forward and fired it low into the corner of the goal. OOPS Muppet attack II from Stanger gifting the centre forward a free shot, 4-2. Not quite the comfort zone Didsbury enjoy and as such Shearer brought himself back on, he picked the ball up on the left side just inside C&H's half , drove past their flailing defence and hammered it into the back of the net. 5-2 and another three points. Didsbury remain unbeaten in competitive games away from home for 22 games and with the sort of team spirit on evidence every week it should remain that way for quite some time to come. EHA Trophy 2nd Round - Nuneaton Is 1 Didsbury Northern Is 1 2-3aps Determined Didsbury or Nervous Nuneaton? It's not clear which best describes the EHT match that faced the merry men of Manchester after their jaunt down the M6 to the Midlands - a happy hunting ground during last years' cup run. Determined certainly seemed most appropriate when the match began with DNHC looking to build on their unexpected, but deserved, win in the previous round. The early exchanges seemed even, but the visiting team appeared to be gradually gaining the ascendancy over their theoretically superior rivals. However, the greater professionalism of the opposition came to play when, despite the valiant efforts of defender Mark Keatley, after approximately 20 minutes they converted their first short corner and chance of the game. The goal was largely against the run of play, but it was painful lesson of the team's need to be more clinical in their approach to games and how to go about winning them. At half time, despite trailing there was, however, optimism that Didsbury could get something out of the game. Indeed, there seemed to be a sense that some had expected to be out the game by now, and not being fuelled this optimism. Driven on, in particular by their right back whose work rate was truly impressive, in the second half Didsbury rapidly gained an ascendancy that remained for the rest of the game. Indeed, their goalkeeper was called upon only once in the whole the second period. Nevertheless as they clung on to their lead nervous Nuneaton nudged slowly towards the last 32, while with time running out Didsbury was forced to throw caution to the wind in search of the equaliser. However, with three minutes to go Nuneaton's increasingly defensive mindset was to prove their undoing when the aforementioned right back was able to capitalise on a loose ball in the 'D' and a clear view of the whites of the keepers 'eyes to strike an unstoppable stop into the top left corner. The game was forced into extra time and a potential golden goal winner, but it seemed only one team could win from here. Although the tide was with them DNHC were unable to take this golden chance to finish the game in extra time and penalty flicks ensued. Disbury scored three; Taylor, Harper and Bardsley scoring with Misselbrook missing and Nuneaton two, with Hurst saving two. Therefore.determined Didsbury it was! Didsbury Northern IIs 3 Salford University Is 0 This
weekend Didsbury Northern Mens 2s welcomed the visit of Salford
University. And, after a fiercely fought battle, the home side
deservedly came out the victors. Second half goals from Rob Gutteridge
and two from Steve Gold secured three points and maintained
Didsbury's lead at the top of Division 5N.
Didsbury
began the match in similar style to the way they played the previous
weekend against Blackburn and enjoyed a large proportion of the
possession, but with little joy in front of goal. Salford displayed an
agricultural style of defending and this soon told as their midfield
aggressor, George van Halen, was sent off for persistent fouling.
Despite, the opposition's dirty tactics, Didsbury kept their heads,
but failed to capitalise on their extra player. Consequently, the
match at half time was goalless. After
some calming words from stand-in captain Paul Watson (regular leader
Danny Curtis out with horse-related injury), the home side started the
second half with renewed vigour. This soon payed off, with Gold
claiming his first goal of the game from a short corner. Frustration
gripped the Salford students and a second player was dismissed for a
heinous foul on left winger and Didsbury legend Paul Booth. Didsbury
hammered home their advantage with a slick move that saw Gutteridge
slot the ball wide of the keeper and into the net to put the home side
out of reach at 2-0. It
was soon to become 3-0, as Gold pounced again from a short corner. His
balding temple glistening in the bliss of his own success, as he
revelled in the adulation bestowed upon him by hordes of cheering
spectators. Reinstated to eleven men, Salford still had no answer to
Didsbury's superior skills and commitment. And by the end of the
match the home side were able to keep possession of the ball with ease
adding further humiliation to already downtrodden student team. As
the match ended 3-0, it was left to Goalkeeper Clem Chan to express
his delight with the team's performance: "I am delighted with the
team's performance. We gave a younger side the run around and showed
commendable discipline in the face of some vicious treatment. Today, I
am a proud man." Southport IVs 0 Didsbury Northern IIIs 4 This
weekend's fixture against Southport provides two interwoven stories.
The first concerns a side that has returned to form and are looking to
continue their ascent of this league. The second the continuing story
of Miles Newton's ability to draw controversy, on his return to both
his former club, and team hockey post suspension. The
thirds started this away fixture, the same as most away fixtures this
season; Badly. Possession was given away far too easily, and
Didsbury's inability to work the ball through midfield, presented
all the early chances to Southport. The defence held firm though,
denying Southport on two good opportunities on goal, before
Didsbury's numerical advantage, technical supremacy, and desire to
win tipped the balance of play in their favour. A
move that started deep in midfield, eventually found Andy Johnson
positioned wide of the goal, close to the penalty corner marker. With
two Didsbury attacker positioned close to the penalty spot, delivering
a goal scoring opportunity to either of these players would be the
percentage ball, but Jandy had other ideas and fired the ball between
the keeper and the post with a craftily placed flick. Didsbury's
pressure continued from the pushback, but an error by a forward gave
Southport a free hit on the edge of the circle. Mile's silly
knocking away of the ball in frustration, subsequent 10 yard penalty,
and abuse of his captain meant an early substitution to calm him down. Didsbury
continued to apply pressure to Southport in the second quarter, making
numerous chances. However it was another silly incident that drew the
attention from this passage of play. M Newton was clearly fouled and
awarded a free hit, the Southport player stood directly next to the
ball and after five seconds M. Newton tried to play the ball to Firmin
Hariri at right midfield. The ball hit the Southport players foot and
shot over the side line. The Southport player turned and pushed Miles
in the chest, resulting in Miles hitting the floor. Had these been a
football game the Southport player would receive a red card and Miles
would have received a caution by the Referee, but in a game of hockey
things are slightly different. The Southport player received a yellow
card and a 10-minute suspension, upgraded to 20 minutes for dissent to
the umpire. M. Newton was also given a yellow card for an equal 20
minutes. Southport continued to protest and should have had a further
player yellow carded for blatantly swearing at the referee from the
sideline. Miles had after all received a red card for a lesser
expression to the umpire just 4 weeks earlier. One positive Miles can
take from this debacle, is that he now has a quality nickname! With
both teams reduced to 10 men, Didsbury revelled in the space created,
with midfield maestro's Rowley, Steen and Danno raising the game
with an awesome period of ten minutes either side of half time, adding
a further 3 goals. The first of these came just before half time when
Charlie (spaedo) McGhee slotted home to bring his tally to 2 goals in
two games. A rousing half time talk from the captain maintained the
flow of the game, Didsbury scoring their third and fourth goals of the
afternoon within minutes of the restart. The return of the players
from the sin-bin reduced the space but not the chances that Didsbury
were creating. Southport's
only outlet for the half was to play a long ball to their number 8,
whose pace troubled Didsbury's defence momentarily. Pace but no
skill was no real match for Didsbury's seasoned defensive
campaigners Carter, Wright, G. Newton and A. Foster. D. Steen nearly
added a fifth goal when Johnson fed the ball to the unmarked player at
the back of the circle and he fired it into the net. The keeper
remained on the floor, claiming injury, but the goal had been given.
The away umpire continued his history of causing controversy, stating
that the keeper would have got the ball had he not been injured, and
so reversed the goal. An unexplainable decision, that could cost the
thirds dear come the end of the season. The captain's frustration
finally boiled over when obstructed in the circle by a defending
player whilst trying to shoot at goal, the umpire awarded a free hit
and 10 yards for the captains protests. The team saw fit to award a
jug for the outburst, but this will go to appeal. Didsbury Northern IVs 1 Southport Vs 0 What a bloody
hard game! Everyone on the field was sweating blood by the end, DNHC Stockport vs DNHC 3s Didsbury Northern Is 2 Nelson & Rossendale Is 0 Nelson & Rossendale were this week's visitors to the Manchester Girls High School fortress where DNHC are yet to be defeated this year. Didsbury approached the game in confident mood, but were aware that in a previous campaign an earlier incarnation of Nelson & Rossendale had severely dented their promotion ambitions. The initial skirmishes showed this concern to well advised. DNHC started in a very sluggish manner, with none of their moves demonstrating any zip and passes regularly going astray. There was a very apparent need to focus on doing the basics well rather than assuming turning up would guarantee three points. The situation became worse when a reverse stick clearance was harshly penalised for reverse stick and a penalty awarded. Fortunately, the weak effort failed to provide Rossendale with a lead that would no doubt have buoyed their spirits and made Didsbury's task significantly harder. Indeed, the men of M20 were sufficiently roused to take the lead through a goal from Roberts and went into half time with a slim lead. In the second half Didsbury were able to exert more sustained pressure and were perhaps unlucky to have a goal ruled out for Roberts, a previous effort in the first half had also been ruled out as the drag flick by Harper was ruled to have begun outside the 'D'. Due to the short notice provided about this rule change, penalty corner teams around the country are making the necessary changes to their routines as we speak. Nevertheless 10 minutes from time they were able to double their lead, from a fine strike from Meredith and from there on looked comfortable. That is until a direct run from a Rossendale forward was ended by a 'robust' tackle from the Didsbury centre half. Although the tackle did not prevent a clean strike leaving the ball nestling in the back of the net, rather than award the goal, the umpire kindly awarded a second flick of the match. The result was the same as the first and DNHC were able to escape with a clean sheet. The lesson from this match.a resounding can and must do better
Liverpool Hope Uni Is 2 Didsbury Northern IIs 3 The 2s played a fiercely contested match with the score seesawing to the final result of 3-2 to DN, who drew 1st blood midway through the opening half, when the ball was worked down the left to set up Billy who fired past the stranded goal keeper. Liverpool Hope drew level just before half time with a goal best forgotten, but as the game matured DN took dominance once more, when Phil's drive down the right picked out Bold for a near post tap in. At 2-1, all was well until the students did the unthinkable again with a well-taken goal, but with 5 to go Ben converted a short corner for 3 well-deserved points. Didsbury Northern IIIs 0 Bowdon VIs 4 It is back to the drawing board for Didsbury 3rd's, after the losing the Division 8 2nd/3rd place clash this weekend. After starting brightly and creating a number of chances in the first 10 minutes, Bowdon broke quickly and scored the opening goal. A dogged battle in midfield ensued, but Didsbury found it difficult to traverse the Bowdon line, running into a strong tackle on most occasions. A defensive error allowed Bowdon's centre forward to find himself completely unmarked in the middle of goal, and a tap in was all that was required from Bowdon's well placed cross. Another defensive error allowed the same Bowdon player to move clear of all defenders heading straight for the circle. The young keeper Phillips raced to the top of the circle to stop the Bowdon player from getting a shot, but conceded a penalty flick. Phillips redeemed himself moments later after saving the flick with lightning reflexes after initially moving the wrong way. With a score line of 2-0 at half time, Didsbury knew they were not out of the game, but knew that the only way to beat Bowdon was to move the ball around midfield away from the Bowdon players. Unfortunately this did not happen and Bowdon scored a further two late goals to produce the final score line of 4-0. The thirds are now back in fifth place, having undone all the good work from the previous fortnight. A tough game away next week could leave the 3's in danger of falling even further. Wigan IVs 2 Didsbury Northern IVs 5 The 4s found some strange goings on Sat, P Hill didn't get cramp and Sieve scored, despite passing to the opposition during the whole game! First half was a scrappy affair with passing, running and energy below standard, but the addition of Ian and Tony up front gave an attacking edge, culminating in the 1st goal worked into the D and cut back for Davies on the spot. The second came from a faultless short corner, A Jones slamming it bottom left on the first strike - after the half time whistle had gone. The second half didn't start as planned with Wigan scoring twice in 15 mins (1 short corner and 1 bad defensive error on the left). DN stepped up a gear, with passing, ball speed and accuracy improving in the final 20. A Jones again ran it down the centre and laid off to Davies to restore the lead. Then the wide short corner move came good with a perfectly weighted ball back into the D and slotted in by P Hill. The final goal was a beauty; worked down the left and crossed for a fine reverse sweep in to the top of the net by Paul Berry. Didsbury Northern Vs 4 Brooklands Man Uni VIIs 2 The 5th team won an enthralling encounter at home to Brooklands MU who hadn't lost in two years, but came unstuck as Didsbury's all stars came from behind after an early penalty flick conversion. Great work from MOM Lee Haines first set up T. Nash, then Solly for a 2-1 lead at half time. The 2nd half brought the much-needed cushion before the visitors pulled 1 back, although Haines added a solo effort before the end to crown the day. DNHC
2s vs Littleborough - Divisional Cup
Liverpool University Is 3 Didsbury Northern Is 3 After some poor "invisible-map" reading skills (!) the 1st XI eventually all arrived in Liverpool with seconds to spare for this return leg against the students, on a rain soaked afternoon! Despite the weather, both teams started brightly, but it was the students who took the lead after skipper Fernandez topped the ball across his D, an incredulous mistake which the on waiting CF rightly punish past the despairing "Dark Destroyer". The rest of the team, who had not been decorating any passages till the early hours, quickly rallied, with Shearer getting his comeuppance after having a goal disallowed for a mystical foot in the D, turning in Scum's parried effort from close range shortly after a rather less mythical Didsbury foot in the midfield, justice one believes! With the pitiable start erased from their minds Didsbury looked to press, but the improved students matched the league leaders every step and more, so the scores remained locked at half time, one all. Kindly the rain eased in the second half, unfortunately though Didsbury's uncharacteristic defensive woes showed no such signs, as they conceded successions of short corners, and appeared to believe keeping hold of the ball was as pointless as keeping hold of a ticket for the 5th day of an Ashes test! However despite the pressure it took another gift to break the deadlock, this time coming from the second central defender Rug Head, who kindly laid a perfectly waited pass into the D for the forward to chip in, mildly frustrating once but shades of incompetence twice! Undeterred, the team's character shone through, as they confidently pushed for the equaliser, which came after great anticipation from Scum allowed him to intercept a cross-field pass, thrust at the heart of the defence, and unselfishly lay of for Shearer to fire home his second, after previously hitting the post. Once again level it was the visitors who looked the most likely to score, although incredibly the students went ahead for the third time with a well worked goal, against a side that prior to the game hadn't been behind all season! Didsbury's repost was almost immediate as, similar to the 1st goal, St David and Quazimodo (real men bleed on pitches!) combined well down the right, allowing Quazi to cross into the un-defended D for St David to complete the move, expertly guiding the raised ball into the roof of the net (I'm being kind, I was at the other end of the pitch due to missing several recent fitness sessions, so it could have been just above the backboard!). With the scores again level once more, the points looked destined to be shared, until with seconds to spare, Scum reacted quickest when the centre back spilled the ball allowing him to run clean through on goal, slip past the keeper and pull back the trigger, frustratingly however, that's where the seconds ran out, and as the ball sailed into the open goal the players were shaking hands on a just result, 3-3. Perhaps the moral of the story should be: there is only 1 central defender in a 3-4-3 formation, and with only 1 defender there would only have been 1 mistake punished by a goal, and with only 1 mistake punished by a goal there would have been 3 points! Cause for thought I believe! Didsbury Northern IIs 7 Liverpool University IIs 1 The 2nd team continued there incredible winning run, stretching it to 9 out of 9 this season already. DN quickly went 2-0 up but faltered slightly when the visiting Liverpool students snuck a goal just before half time. The 2nd half was all DN though, as there dominance of the league shone through, and there superior fitness and skills all over the park enabled plenty of goals to be added to the seasons tally. The jug count was limited to MOM G. Parry's classy performance, after jug avoidance galore from the strikers and supporting midfielders. The real test comes in two weeks time when 1st go head-to-head against equally impressive 2nd, 2:15 at the girl's school for anyone interested.
The 3rd team got back to winning ways, cruising past Preston into joint 3rd position. D. Wright gave an inspirational MOM performance that thoroughly deserves a mention, although M. Newton's contribution both in scoring and providing the goals was equally impressive. With a positive performance to muse over the Christmas interval, and 2pts of a promotion spot the 2nd half of the season will be eagerly awaited.
The 4th XI continued there reign at the top of NW 9 N, despite a hard fought draw against Preston. E. Martin followed P. Berry in the recent tradition of unlikely scorers, converting a textbook short corner routine. A. Jones marshalled the midfield, and although the points were shared it was a strong performance capping a great 1st half of the season.
The 5th XI's resurgence continued after a string of early draws against easily less capable opponents, with this comprehensive win against Bolton elevating them to joint 4th, just 6pts behind the leaders with a game in hand. DNHC 1s vs Bowdon
I DNHC 2s vs Glossop
1s DNHC 3s vs UMIST
I DNHC Cheshire vs
Brooklands Didsbury Northern Is 6 Timperley IIs 1 Another Saturday, and a welcome return to form for Didsbury. Trying to storm Fortress Grange Road this week were the Timperley Twos and it was to their considerable annoyance and latterly despair that they got caught by a Didsbury team in ebullient mood and they got spanked accordingly. After an inspiring and impassioned speech from Coach, who all but refused to allow the home side to even think of the coming night's frivolities unless they played well, Didsbury set about the task of despatching Timperley back to the barren wastes of mid-table mediocrity, thus allowing themselves a chance to regain their own rightful place at the top of the league. The home side began apace, tearing into the left and right flanks with the vigour so evidently missing in their previous match. The pressure soon told as Timperley clumsily conceded an early penalty corner. D Worey didn't exactly break the net with his flick, but the annals of sporting history will show he put Didsbury a goal ahead with just five minutes on the clock. The home side didn't let their opponents settle at all, and good work on the flank again resulted in a short corner and a slick move found Sputnik on the end of a perfect pass. Like Worey's goal before him, the ball wasn't sent goal-wards with the world's greatest strike, but the keeper was wrong footed and the ball trickled in. Two nil. During this period, Timperley had managed a couple of attacks, once drawing a good reaction save from the Darl Destroyer (i.e. it hit him from about a yard out and bounced harmlessly wide). Otherwise, it was pretty much one way traffic. Team Boy (who was later renamed Limpet by those who saw him in action at the Club in the evening) further increased the lead as his cross was deftly belted by one defender not away from the goal as you would expect, but straight on to the foot of his defensive partner who generously kicked the ball into the net. Rocket could have bagged a hat trick before half time that would have been pure gold in terms of technique, but only bagged the one. From a scrappy short corner, the rampant Mugabe found himself in possession of the ball in the D, with the goal at his mercy. Unfortunately for him, his gentle flick which evaded all the defenders was aimed straight at Rocket, who deftly chested it down on the goalline and put it away. Inexplicably, Didsbury then took their foot off the accelerator and coasted into half time. Indeed, Timperley made the most of Rughead's generous Christmas spirit during this period by taking the ball off the end of his stick, winning a short corner and converting an uncharacteristically untidy rebound. Cue a bit of a talking to at half time from Coach. Refreshed and straining at the leash, Didsbury began the second half where they ought to have left off. Confidence and skill abounded. Slick moves flowed down the flanks, the centre of midfield stood firm and prevented any meaningful Timperley attacking moves, and the goals came for Didsbury once more. Another penalty corner, another goal. A pass from Slazenger Boy's saw Shearer's first touch flash into the goal. Awesome, someone said. By now Timperley were becoming tired and irritable. Their discipline disappeared, and as it did so, their structure disintegrated. The bizarrely-named Jigsaw exploited this, winning a short corner after chasing what the less fleet of foot would have described as a lost cause. He then casually finished off the set piece in some style with what was grudgingly described as a blistering wonder strike by those in the know. Marvellous stuff. In a game full of incident, there is no time to go into how Lovechild was unable to bury a free shot at the top of the D, nor how Scum was similarly powerless to be able to capitalise on a half volley from half that distance. So in the end, six were scored, but the it could have been 12. With Coach's tasks completed in full, the team was left to ponder what scandal the evening that was to follow would bring ...Liverpool Sefton IIs 0 Didsbury Northern IIs 3 On a cold winters day the second team travelled to Liverpool with the ambition of scoring a goal or two. As it turned out a sloppy performance produced a 3-0 victory. After 15 minutes of usual Didsbury possession a short corner gave Mike Budd the opportunity to slot his shot under the keeper. Five minutes before half time a Sefton player found himself facing the wrath of his teammates by arguing his way into a yellow card. Straight after half time Didsbury capitalised on the extra man and Ben "Pinocchio" Woodcock fired home from a tight angle. Five minutes later Rob "EWS" Gutteridge reacted first when the Sefton left back miss-hit his sixteen-yard hit, taking the ball into the circle and very unselfishly to Steve Gold who finished clinically. The game was abandoned ten minutes from time when Sefton walked off after three men were yellow carded and one-red carded. A disappointing end to a disappointing game! Colwyn Bay Is 2 Disbury Northern Is 2 Luck always seems to be against those who depend on it. Something the Welshman of Colwyn Bay HC might do well to consider as they lost their heads and two points when theirs ran out. The neutral observer might be forgiven for thinking that it was a battlefield (or a beach) that played host to the visitors Didsbury Northern as blood was spilt and enemies made in this unruly bad tempered affair. The crutch of time does more than the club of Hercules. Bays stall was set early as they bashed and crunched the Manchester men with scant regard for rules or morals as they took out the lingering frustration of the two hammerings they had been given the previous season. Herein lay the first piece of luck, luck that the umpires seemed reluctant to show cards despite talking to the captains very early on. With the thuggery allowed to continue Didsburys flowing game was made difficult yet still they created despite heavy pressure and close attention. The fast break always troubled the Welshmen who it appeared were incapable of carrying out the man to man marking policy they continually persued. Where profit is, loss is hidden nearby: Didsbury looked in fact to have weathered the early Welsh pressure when from the blue, Colwyn Bay were handed a goal on a plate. The forward, one on one with Hurst in goal dragged the ball left to round him. A stretching dive and Hurst had it, a superb piece of keeping. To the horror and incredulity of the Green defenders they turned to see the umpire pointing to the spot, the second piece of Bay luck. The flick was slotted well giving Hurst no chance and it was 1-0 but the Manchester men had no doubts that this would be but a temporary set back. Calamity is the touchstone of a brave mind: With still just the one goal margin at the break an early goal for either side would have brought the tie alive and it came in the form of a second for the Welshmen. No luck was involved this time as the Bay forward with a tremendous surge of pace pierced the Didsbury back line and looped a fantastic finish over the advancing Hurst one on one. It could perhaps have been argued that the carpet craniumed Yorkshire terrier of a centre back should have closed the man down earlier as he burst into the 'D' but nothing should be taken from the finish which oozed quality. Things that are hard to come by are much set by: As the second half wore on, the tide of green attacks rolled thunderously forward to break against the stacked sea wall of the Colwyn Bay defence and as time ticked by it seemed that the barrier would hold against all that was thrown against it. Several chances were either saved on the line or squandered from close range and Bays luck held as at least one seemingly obvious penalty flick appeal was turned down. Bay thinking themselves safe tried to waste time away to relieve the pressure, always a dangerous ploy in this sport so full of goals. Every Flow has its ebb. Five minutes was all that remained as the last drop of luck dripped from Colwyn Bays cup of fortune and a nightmare of unluckiness began. The umpires, stretched to breaking, finally snapped and Bays first man was walking, yellow card held high. Next a moment of inspiration saw Meredith feed Jordan who's determination saw him ride several awful challenges along the by-line before squaring back to Thomas to slap home, 2-1. He that never shakes the dice will never throw a six. Buoyed by the first Didsbury flung themselves forwards risking all in search of a point while Bay scrapped and fought to save their lead. Another rash challenge, more verbal abuse and a second Welsh player walked. Didsbury were now unstoppable and forced a series of short corners. More verbals and Colwyn Bay were down to eight men. The Didsbury routines weren't their usual slick selves but the resulting scramble from a poor effort was somehow pushed home by 'Team Boy' Mark Roberts 2-2. Hope is but the dream of those that wake: Against eight for a minute and a half it was one way traffic and in the dying embers of the game Thomas found a spark that could have reignited the Didsbury flame to leave them burning bright and victorious. His trademark arcing run opened the defence and cross or shoot was the choice upon which the result hung. Team mates shouted, Thomas looked, then shot..wide of the near post, keeper beaten, the flame winking out at last. No flying from fate: Bays luck was back. Luck that the effort had failed to squeeze in and luck that they had wasted so much time when they had believed their lead unassailable. For had the clock shown a minute or two more the men in orange would have struggled to hold out their overloading opposition. Trouble brings experience and experience brings wisdom: In conclusion it is with pity that, to the unbiased observer a team of the undeniable quality of Colwyn Bay should lower themselves to such a crude display of this beautiful sport. There are exceptions to every rule and several players were a credit to the Welsh side but the others simply allowed Didsbury to demonstrate that when you play the game well and properly, maintain your patience and composure and hold firm in the belief that eventually things will happen, indeed eventually they will. In the end Didsbury could well have walked away with everything and were unfortunate not to. Didsbury Northern IIs 2 Manchester Trinity Is 2 Didsbury Northern Is 5 Macclesfield Is 4 With crunch promotion games in the ensuing three weeks, this post Christmas friendly was as much about building positive momentum and free flowing hockey as it was about freeing the legs from the shackles of weeks of festivities, and as much as the icy weather tried to intervene it was very much a successful day for the home side. DNHC started brightly, moving the ball around with little apparent effort, culminating in team boy Roberts, nonchalantly slipping the ball past the keeper. As if embarrassed by the ease of the goal DN stepped back and allowed visiting Macclesfield to start playing, notching two soft goals to go into the break with a goal advantage. Didsbury's brief resurgence after the turn around was a welcome change, as they began to play hockey again, scoring three times within the space of a five-minute spell. First Shearer slotted a pinpoint deflection into the bottom corner, and then Love Child created a reverse stick shot opportunity for himself, competently finishing in style, with Elton John's Rocket Man completed the spell. With their work done for the day (!) DN slipped back into the comfort zone hoping to have things go their way till the whistle, but it wasn't to be as they were faced by setbacks from numerous factors. Influential right back Quasimodo lacked his trade mark speed, and was poorer for it, his game not helped by the mass of sideline supporters chanting "who ate all the pies" every time he touched the ball. The encroaching ice also had its say, putting a stop on weighted passes forcing everybody to adopt the playing style of St "one pace" David, and as the day drew on turning became nigh on impossible. This did however suit Paul "pit bull" Booth, as his trademark ability to run in a straight line with the ball on his stick no matter what, won him the MoM accolade. Midfield guru Scum adopted the playmaking role, which didn't go unnoticed by the opposition, as intricate close quarter skills developed numerous openings. Still, the icy conditions had put the fire out in Didsburys belly and the visitors seized the opportunity again, settling back into their rhythm and despite 2nd team keeper Clement "clean sheets" Chan making one fine save the visitors drew level through two more soft goals. Almost reluctantly Didsbury pulled themselves out of their shell for one brief attack, just enough time for Roberts to grab his second, a penalty corner strike, before again retreating back into there warm shell to close out the game. The day heralded enough positive points to confidently approach the resumption of the league season next week, and with several fitness sessions arranged through the week, even those who sit on a small moon should be nearing full fitness (or as close as they can reach)! Didsbury Northern IV 9 Sale III 0 A number of early morning calls resulted in DNHCs 2nd team star (!) defender making a guest appearance on a frozen home pitch. A frantic early start threw up numerous opportunites, that we couldn't convert - the worst culprit being M Flowers who managed to miss an open-goal from 1 yard (shocking!). Thankfully Didsbury got it together after 25mins and I Craig go thte first goal from open play. Two goals swiftly followed to leave the half time score at 3-0. In the second half the flood gates opened resulting in a further 6 goals. Sepcial mention must go to I Craig (hat-trick boy) and M Flowers, who failed to score in his final home appearance. Not to be outdone by Mike's ineptitude, keeper & captain J Ing, on his second touch of the ball, passed it to Sale's centre forward inside the dee. Only lightening reactions and the inevitable kamikaze tackle saved the clean sheet. Final result 9-0 -> a great start to the second half of the season. 11 Jan 2003 All matches postponed due to frozen pitches Didsbury Northern Is 6 Knutsford Is 2 Owing to a frozen pitch last week, Didsbury's opening league game
of 2003, facing Knutsford at home, was their first in 5 weeks. Didsbury were determined not to
have a repeat of the disappointing 1-1 draw in the first half of the
season. To this end Didsbury
started strongly, putting pressure on from the off. Good play in defence and midfield
ensured that Didsbury were almost camped out in Knutsford's half, but
somehow the pressure would not pay off. The first goal came as a shock to
all, and was totally against the run of play. From a free-hit, the ball was
hammered into the crowded D and took a most excellent deflection into the
roof of the net from a Knutsford player. Early in the second half Didsbury
were hit with a big wakeup call.
Another Knutsford free hit outside the D took an unlucky deflection
off the usually faultless Dobbin to the forward stood on the post for an
easy tap in.
At 2-0 down, Didsbury needed something special. It came in the form of an inspired substitution by coach Grant, who pulled off Captain Fernandez allowing the formation to change and bang Rocket put the first away. The pressure then began to pay off as the Midfield Union, recently joined by Booth and Woodcock supplied the forwards with plenty of opportunities. Shearer's movement in the D created the equaliser. Riding three challenges and under suspicion of kicking the ball (apparently "the decision that changed Knutsford's season"), he cracked a shot, which was parried by the keeper, but Roberts was on hand to follow-up with a first time slap into the back of the net At 2-2 Didsbury were on the ascendancy and their third goal came as no surprise. The ball was driven into the D from Dave 'Hard Ball' Harper for Shearer to deflect at the near post. The keeper went down well but despite two swipes at it he couldn't prevent the ball from rolling agonisingly slowly over the line. Now with the lead, Didsbury's confidence flowed. Man of the match Stanger picked up the ball at the top of the D and, wilfully ignoring Shearer's frantic calls, ran straight at the defence beating one, two, three Knutsford players before slipping the ball firmly underneath the keeper. Everyone had just witnessed what would now be known as the wonder goal. Rattled, after losing a two-goal lead, Knutsford began to vent their frustration. Shearer was fouled heinously as a Knutsford player tried to de-ball, needless to say he was suitably punished with a yellow card. The incident did nothing for Knutsford's cause and Rocket made it five for Didsbury with a volleyed deflection at the far post. This riled Knutsford further and a second player was sent packing for trying to start a fight with mild mannered Captain Fernandez The sixth goal came from Meredith, as he cleanly hit a straight strike from a short corner, which was deflected by a defender into the roof of the net. The game came to close soon after, but not before Knutsford's Captain threw so many toys that the game had to be temporarily halted by the umpires and a clean up campaign mounted. He capped his tantrum by claiming glibly: 'Yeah well, you're staying in this division'.......MMMMmmmmmmmmmm! I think not.
Springfields II 2 Didsbury Northern II 2
Didsbury Northern IIIs 8 Cheetham & Heywood IVs 0
Urmston III 0 Didsbury Northern IV 1 A close game was in store, with Didsbury playing well below standard. Didsbury started slow with 1/2 the team asleep and our shape more reminiscent of a rugby scrum than a hockey attacking line. Despite this, we managed to play our wide game for some patches during the first half, one of these leading to an excellent cross from D Steen that P Hill slotted in behind a stranded keeper. However, we allowed the opposition an easy ride by often playing down the centre. 1-0 at Half Time. Urmston came back strong after the whistle but our defense held and we managed a few time wasting tactics (broken keeper helmet, lost ball) to gain a psychological edge. This lead to a number of shorties, but a "bobbley" pitch did not afford rookie stopper S Jones much chance to convert them. Glad we spent Thursday at s/corner practice! The final 10 minutes were all pressure from Urmston, made worse by a shapeless, inept defense. Only edge of the dee saves by our wandering keeper kept our virginity intact.
DNHC 1s vs North Notts 1s - EHA
Vase 3rd Round Formby IIs 2 Didsbury Northern Is 2 Didsbury's defenders, 'pass to the opposition attackers disease', seems to have spread rapidly, infecting a large number of defenders and midfielders this weekend. How this disease is spread is unknown, but it was a cause for concern in a first half ridden by Didsbury mistakes.
Formby got off to the best start, taking the lead through an early goal, putting Didsbury on the back foot. Their second came from a short corner where the questions: "Why did the Formby player have enough time to have a nice long setup before striking the ball?" and "How was the ball was able to pass directly under the 'Dark Destroyer' body?" should be asked.
The first half was not all one way with a number of chances for Didsbury.
The whistle to start the second half was the start of a big improvement from Didsbury, who created a number of chances, which finally paid off when a free hit was taken quickly and crossed in for Alasdair 'Shearer' Thomas, whose well directed touch setup a one yard finish from Roberts. The aftermath of the goal left Formby with nine men after they questioned the build up to the goal, giving the umpire their view on his decision.
The second goal followed later in the half with a finish by John 'Rocket' Bardsley whose goal scoring form of late has also been impressive. Why a flick was not awarded for a second chance that fell to Rocket, whose shot was well saved by the Formby defender lying between the ball and the goal, will never be known. Other incidents in the half left Shearer in the sin bin, after being yellow carded for giving his view on one of the umpire's decisions. A second Didsbury yellow went to Dave Harper for an accidental challenge that left a Formby player being carried from the pitch.
This result leaves Didsbury one point ahead of Formby with Didsbury looking to extend their lead in the rearranged league match the following day. Didsbury should be disappointed with a draw and their overall performance, but happy that it was not a loss, and can look forward to the return match at Fortress Fallowfield in the last game of the season. Didsbury Northern Is 4 Neston South Wirral Is 2 The second game of the weekend started in less than ideal circumstances, when the warm-up took Didsbury around Platt Lane Lake, a mile run before the game! Less than a minute into the game, Didsbury suffered their first blow, as Scum was sidelined with a knee injury. Dispite the loss, Didsbury started strongly with their usual style of fluid movement and passing. Dobbin's aerials caused confusion amongst the Neston midfield, and after being warned about receiving the ball above head height decided that they knew better than the umps and did it again, he was suitably punished with a yellow card. Didsbury had most of the possession and they were eventually rewarded with a goal from Roberts. Neston managed to equalise from a rare attacking move where they attacked down their left where the winger beat a couple of Didsbury players before putting a cross in for the centre forward to run on to and easily put away. Early after the break Didsbury under went a forced formation change as Fernandez went off with the second injury of the day. Neston then took the lead, when they again attacked via their left winger, and he finished with aplomb, hitting the ball high into the back of the net Didsbury doubled their efforts, led by man of the match Stanger who ruled the midfield, seamlessly linking the wings together, whilst Woodcock provided the link between the midfield and the forwards. Didsbury's equaliser came from a move started by Stanger and Woodcock on the right that lead to the ball going left and then up to Shearer who blasted the ball through the keeper. Didsbury's third came soon after, when Shearer drove in from the right and produced another straight strike through keepers pads. The forth and final goal resulted from a short corner, the players in front of the goal blinding the keeper as Phil's accurate drag flick entered the goal unchallenged. Once again Fortress Fallowfield kept the would-be challengers at bay, whilst the hard won 4-2 victory allowed Didsbury to retain their slender lead at the top of the table.
Didsbury Northern II 16 Southport Fleetwood Hesketh Is 0 A delayed start and and a 10-man oppostion did little to dampen the spirits of a 2s squad looking to get back on the promotion trail after the christmas break and a nasty case of springfielditis. the gulf between top and bottom appeared early on with three quck strikes in the first 10 minutes. from then on one can only describe the following 60 minutes as a well-needed goalfest. a team knocked by a 2-2 draw the previous week came out all guns blazing to significantly boost its goal difference with an allround quality display of composed, simple hockey. admittedly the game did turn into a training session very early on, but the squad made full use of this wisely, piecing together some well-taken goals and sweeping moves to notch up what is believed to be didsbury northern's highest score ever (eclipsing the 14 put passed the same oppoistion a year earlier). the all round performance can be highlighted by getting 9 different scorers on the board - notably rob g (4), phil taylor (3) and tony davies (3). an awesome performance stands the team in good stead for a possible lake district double weekend and the run to division 4 hockey.
Bolton IVs 0 Didsbury Northern IIIs 1 Didsbury Northern IV 1 Bowdon VIIs 1
DNHC
1s vs BHC 1s Timpson Trophy 1st Round - Didsbury Northern 6 City of Manchester 0 A considerable squad assembled to contest this Timpson Trophy 1st round match at the Parrs Wood School pitch, including amongst its number several players who less than an hour earlier, had completed a tough league match. Fitness would surely play a part in the final reckoning. The match started at a brisk pace with attacks from both sides, a fact not lost on the voluble crowd on the side lines. Didsbury managed to gain the upper hand early on and earned a penalty corner. With a swift and strangely accurate injection from Shearer, Fat Straight Meredith was able to stop the ball perfectly, allowing his Thin Gay counterpart enough time to leaf through the Sunday Times sports section before unleashing a straight strike into the corner of the goal. With the pressure off, Didsbury began to spray the ball around the park, effectively linking both wings in delicate moves which frustrated the efforts of CoM to make any meaningful forays into Didsbury territory. Good work around the top of the D by Didsbury led to another short corner in the 10th minute. Up stepped Team Meredith again. A good injection and a good stop, a quick flick through the Business pages and then a thunderous drive. Nothing less than perfection this time: a couple of inches off the ground, clipping the inside of the post and smacking into the backboards with a resounding and satisfying report. The two goal cushion allowed Didsbury to play without restriction, and move after move saw impressive teamwork from McKinnon, Thomas and Roberts load almost constant pressure on the CoM defence. Many chances went begging, but there was always the thought that it was only a matter of time before another goal went in. 2-0 at half time and a change in formation by CoM, coupled with some personnel swapping by Didsbury saw the home side having to soak up considerable pressure from their opponents. However, Shearer could be relied upon to clear up most messes (by fair means or foul - increasingly the latter as tiredness crept in) and somehow, Didsbury managed to keep their clean sheet intact without keeper Chan having to lift a hand or Rainey and Watson looking particularly troubled. As fatigue became a factor for CoM, the balance of play tilted back towards Didsbury and they were rewarded with a penalty stroke which Bardsley took and deftly put away. He doubled his personal tally a few minutes late when his surprisingly found himself on the end of a well-worked short corner move and finished it off with aplomb. Didsbury's superior fitness began to show now as wave after wave of attacks kept CoM under pressure for the remainder of the game. Good chances were spurned by most of the forwards and midfielders, with only blistering strikes from Shearer and Harper showing them how to do it. So, 6-0 and a comfortable win for Didsbury, with positive performances from everyone. Not bad for a scratch side who'd never even trained before and which needed a name check at the beginning of the game ... Prescot Is 0 Didsbury Northern Is 5 A great all round team performance that saw Didsbury knock another goals 5 against a physical Prescot side again. Didsbury
started slowly on Prescots difficult surface, allowing Prescot to get
control of the game. Several clearances of the line, including a
remarkable diving save from Fernandez, ensured that the good defensive
record was maintained.
Then Didsbury
settled, adapting their usual game to allow for the irregular surface and
the goals inevitably came. Shearer chipped in with a couple of well taken
individual efforts, Roberts with his usual 2 yard tap in, Woodcock from a
well worked team goal and Harper with a blasted short corner effort
ensured the 3 points.
With the
cancelled Triton game the following week, Didsbury's troops could jet off
to Les Deux Alpes with the full knowledge that they would still be top of
the league in a fortnights time, when battle would be
resumed.
Didsbury Northern IVs 1 Liverpool Sefton IIIs 0 Liverpool Sefton proved to be difficult opposition for the second time this season with their skillful forwards and robust midfielders causing problems all game. Didsbury, however, had a few chances in the first half, one in particular being stopped on the line by Eoin's foot! Sefton had 5 shorties in the first half, but without their regular stopper (he was umpiring) these were significantly less effective than our previous meeting. The pattern of the match was thus set; lots of Sefton possession with some wide breaks by Didsbury, but neither side could break the deadlock. Half time 0-0. Didsbury picked up their game form the re-start, which resulted in numerous short corners. Finally, from one of these Metcalfe passed to a surprised Martin on the left post who "wheeled" it into the top of the net. Didsbury defense proved again that they were the best in the league and were resolute to the end, despite many more short corners. S. Jones marking and Roberts tackling were exceptional and held on for another win for the Division Leaders. The Physiotherapists 21st birthday party that evening was just rewards for the whole team's efforts. Ladies Matches EHA Trophy 4th Round - Didsbury Northern Is 2 Prescot Is 4 Didsbury
second loss of the season, both to a talented Preston side who reside 2
leagues above them.
A very good
game, with Didsbury playing some cagey hockey against skillful opposition.
What might have been, if Scum had scored into an open goal to bring the
game to 3-3 with minutes to go. Didsbury bow out of the EHA Trophy, with
pride intact, with just the league to aim for this
season
Lytham St Annes IVs 2 Didsbury Northern IVs 2 The nadir of our season. How we could be brought so low by
such a poor team Lytham came out with resolve in the second half and lead
by their plucky Ladies Matches Glaxo Is 0 Didsbury Northern Is 3 Fate leads the willing but drives the stubborn. The willing were the table topping Manchester men, ready and chomping at the bit being lead headlong to a second successive promotion. The stubborn were the Cumbrians Glaxo who positively refused to accept the defeat that fate had dealt them and which they were eventually driven too. The game had a lively start on the sunny, if chilly day in Ulverston. Didsbury were straight into their stride perhaps testament to their new improved warm-up routine, the ball was zipped quickly about the field, Glaxo dropping into the defensive position they were to occupy for the majority of the game. The umpire at the Didsbury end in fact was so static that his legs atrophied (though he later claimed he had just got them in a tangle) and gave way underneath him. After seeing him drop ungraciously onto his backside Didsbury captain Brandon 'Chumley Bumlick' Fernandez was quickly across to fawn over the fallen official swooning with fake concern. His brown nosing paid off with the umpire giving the Didsbury men the benefit of decisions all game and the Didsbury captain his phone number at the end of the game! The early chances were all at the Glaxo end and frustration grew for the men in green as time and again they went despairingly awry. Short corner after short corner was squandered and it seemed that a goal would never come as chances were sqandered. Two of the best fell to Dave 'Red Mist' Harper who's penchant for hitting the ball very, very, very, very, very hard came to the fore. First to the amusement of team mates, he blasted a shot amazingly far over the bar, clearing both the fence behind the goal and a significant proportion of the field behind and soon after from the same position pinged a rocket of a shot up off the bar, over the fence behind and cleared a significant proportion of the field behind. Dave was heard to mutter that if only he'd put a bit more into it, it could have been but this writer is inclined to believe that any more on the shot and the ball would have escaped the earths gravitational pull. Man of the match Dorian 'Dobbin' Jordan also came close after a rarely seen mazy dribble saw him ghost past three defenders before cracking a shot that the keeper saved well. There were many others besides including a scramble that was cleared off the line and a couple of chances the forwards should have buried but the Glaxo keeper was on fire and kept everything out. Eventually one was bound to go in and it came as ever from voluble centre forward and top scorer Aladair 'Shearer' Thomas. A good move down the right and a quick cross from Meredith allowed Woodcock to fire at goal. His rather lame slap was easily saved but Shearers follow up saw him slap into the net to make it 1-0. Needless to say this was cause for multiple facial grimaces and self-aggrandisement lest we forgot the contribution. The rest of the half was much the same but at this point mention must be made of a man who can be described only as a pothole in the highway of life. The Glaxo number 3 was of no use to anybody and highly irritatng as he demonstrated his bizarre concept of tackling. He seeminly believed that if the ball was there to hit then it didn't matter who or what was in between and that if he was a 'little late' and brutally chopped his opposition down, well that was alright because he was only going for the ball. He first gave out 'treatment' to Paul 'Jigsaw' Meredith rudely cracking him across the hand with the ball well clear then after cracking Meredith again, hit Jordan with an awful tackle so late that a yellow card was the only option. Unperturbed by this short ban on his return he decided to upend Fernandez with what must have been close to a repeat yellow. The second goal was on the cards from early in the second half as Didsbury made their domination of the game absolute. Eventually Stanger with a rare earl descision hit a lightening strike to the back post where Woodcock, from a yard out finished elegantly and without facial grimaces. Didsbury should have extended the lead as they should possibly have been awarded a flick soon after. An insurgence into the D left Dobbin to hit a reverse stick shot at goal, saved only by a defenders foot on the line. Paul 'Scum' Misselbrook was already trotting to the spot when the flick was inexplicably downgraded to a penalty corner. The mutterings that uttered from the mouth of Scum included the words '..my goal..', '...awesome at P.Flicks..' and '...number one...', though it was possibly for the best that no one heard the full statement considering the events later in the half. Following a third goal from a Meredith hit bullet from a short corner the opportunity for Scum to make up for his earlier disappointment was put on a plate. Following Shearers charging run into the D in which he was cynically hacked down, a penalty flick was this time awarded. Up stepped Paul 'I don't know how to defend' Misselbrook for a simple conversion. No one knows what caused his attention to be distracted, perhaps a thought making the long lonely journey through his head but the result of his attempt at multi-tasking was disastrous. The keeper may or may not have guessed which way he was going but had he not he would have had time to adjust given the limp wristed manner in which it was executed. His mutterings of '...good save...', '...midfield union...' And '.....stick problem..' went mostly unnoticed as he sneaked back to hide amidst his fellow midfielders. The game petered out from there to its climax, though Misselbrook may well have made up for his shame having a great effort brilliantly saved by the impressive Glaxo keeper. Didsbury though ran out clear winners without ever having to move out of second gear, though one member of the squad was unhappy. Chris 'Dark Destroyer' Hurst was heard to moan, '£6 match fees for 2 touches....£3 a touch...f***** bargain!'. Roll on promotion!! Northern IIIs 1 Didsbury Northern IVs 0 Didsbury started strongly, whenever the ball was with the opposition a minimum of 2 players hassled well and this pressure led to a lot of ball for Didsbury. Irish Pete led the line very well making good runs into space for the midfield to pass to and for the first 15 mins it was all Didsbury. But Northern sat deep and just soaked up the pressure not allowing Didsbury to create any clear chances. Eventually Didsbury seemed to run out of steam and the game evened up, but still neither team could create anything. The Didsbury defense were solidly led by Eoin & Warren smothering all opposition efforts, especially the Asian #10 who found a lot space in midfield due to his pace and lack of marking. The half finished with a good chance for Irish Pete deflecting a well-drilled cross onto goal that was well saved. Half time 0-0 Didsbury came out strong in the second half and several short corners were wasted or saved by the excellent Northern keeper. Gav was always a threat down the right, but probably should have seen more of the ball. The opposition captain and centre back was sent off for 5 mins in the final 1/4, and Didsbury tried to take advantage by sending Eoin up in attack. But despite some good running off the ball and splitting of the defense, Didsbury were still unable to hit the target. Once back up to full complement, Northern had a strong spell of intense pressure, mainly due to Didsbury giving the ball straight back to the opposition. After a brief respite, the final 5 mins were all Northern, mainly due to at least 2 missed feet fouls in front of the Northern umpire who eventually awarded a short corner. A slightly cocky defense did not give their shambolic shortie routine enough respect, and the final (poor) hit of the match went under a keeper more worried about dropping 2 points than thinking Northern could score from a short. Lesson learned. Brooklands Man Uni Vs 0 Didsbury Northern IVs 0 Didsbury playing to regain top spot from the overnight leaders had a change of plan up their sleeve - put a midfielder up front, increase pressure on oppo's goal and hope they score! This worked initially but it the expected strong Brooklands attack had the defence fighting hard. A number of well taken short corners (from straight shots to left & right slips) were successfully defended, with being cleared off the line by the keeper's stick and another by P Roberts' right knee --> flick. Brooklands centre forward lined up for the strike, but the keeper jumped the correct way and covered the ball all the way onto the post. Sigh of relief. Still 0-0. Didsbury rallied and came back with some strong attacks but still failed to give their keeper much to do. Back in their own dee, keeper & captain Ing flattened the cocky ringer (#6) to keep the score goaless at half time. Pace & tempers started to rise in the 2nd half, with 3 players spoken to by the umpire and Simon Jones receiving the 4th team's FIRST disciplinary card of the season (green). Didsbury continued to look strong in the attack, but failed to capitalise on chances and allowing Brooklands too many opportunities to counter-attack. Didsbury defense remained strong with sterling performances from S & T Jones. And the whole short corner defense squad outdoing themselves 8+ times in the final 15 mins. Keeper Ing took down two more attackers (+T Jones) and narrowly avoided giving away a 2nd flick (but the muppet did miss an empty goal). A well fought draw, but a disappointing 1 point for a possible 6-weekend. DNHC 1s vs Saddleworth Didsbury Northern Is 2 Cheetham & Heywood IIs 1 The prodigal son has returned from the Bowdon wilderness, and I have finally been forgiven and finally accumulated enough votes to write the match report. With our last performance being less than convincing, there was the belief that our home form at Fortress Fallowfield would drag our performance up to the required level, unfortunately the home pitch advantage goes out the window when the local derby between the 'Manchester City' like Cheetham & Heywood and their more Illustrious United like neighbours. As appears customary we went behind to an early goal which surprisingly didn't go through Darl Destroyer's legs, as he had bizarrely had them together, rather than being in his normal knees apart ape like stance. The game continued with us having to do a lot of chasing of the ball as we had the propensity every time we had the ball to play the hard pass to them or have the ball stolen from the end of our sticks. The only glimmer of light came from the performance on the left from the uncompromising Booth & Harper with some typical bruising tackles(often inexplicably penalised), and slick passing to the marauding forwards. Finally we managed to win some penalty corners, and it came as no surprise that the opening goal came from a rocket from Harper slightly deflected to Roberts who collected well, and held composure better than some of the more experienced members of the squad, and slipped the ball the Damo who put the ball in the corner of the goal from 4 yards. Some tough words at half time from our South African coach still smarting from the spanking New Zealand gave them in the cricket, seemed to help cohesion and we managed to hold more second half possession. The second goal came from a good move down the left, which resulted in a free hit on the left outside the circle, from which Harper's vision spied an incisive near post run from Roberts, who finished well from 2 yards, and he was heard say ' that's my distance' after some first half longer range efforts were not as competently converted. This however can't be said about Shearer or Lovechild who spurned efforts from a similar distance. Despite some pressure towards the end of the game our composure held, no more goals but some orbits of note Shearer's usual & Dobbin's over the goal. Dob's didn't have one of his better days and in the second half even released Jigsaw's umbilical cord and Jigsaw was found dazed and confused on the left hand side of the pitch. Towards the end of the second half the umpires observational skills were brought into question, while housemates Dobbin & Scum, are both known for appealing & squealing like girls when fouled, it was in fact Dobs scything tackle which Scum was carded for. 3 points from another substandard performance are much welcome, as unlike United in this local Derby the title contenders took all 6 points on offer for the season. Final score 2-1 and with Knutsford's loss 7 points from promotion. Southport Vs 0 Didsbury Northern IVs 3 The team has struggled of late to score goals (5 in last 6 matches). However, building on success of previous week, Jason as captain decided to adopt a very attacking formation, pushing the previous sweeper right up to a four attack, three mid and three defence formation. This clearly worked and from the very start of the match scoring opportunities were created. Both midfield & defence coped comfortably with reduced numbers as the attackers worked extremely hard to keep the ball in Southport's half. The early pressure brought its rewards as Gav cut inside (no surprise there -Ed!) to receive an early pass from the left and struck a sweet shot from just inside the dee through the hapless keeper. The second goal resulted from closing down Southport quickly and winning the 50:50 ball. The quick resulting forward play saw Tony D latching onto a loose ball and fairly blasting the ball onto the metal backboard - CLANG! Half time 2-0 The second half saw a similar pattern and a third goal was scored by Irish Pete following up quickly from a rebounding well struck short corner strike off the keeper's pads. To their credit, Southport tried very hard to mount a successful attack, but as their captain pointed out at the end of the game, Didsbury's work rate and ability to close down the ball made all the difference. Post script - Iain finally got his free away tea for the 1st time in 4 matches. Students! DNHC IIIs vs Littleborough Timpson Trophy 2nd Round - Didsbury Northern 2 West Herts 5 Approximately 12 hours after the final chorus of 'New York, New York!' had heralded the end of Rob and Fiona's big send off at Jabez, a slightly dishevelled but essentially cheerful team congregated at the high school for what promised to be a competitive afternoon of hockey. Having relinquished his duties as captain to Shearer, Brandon also found himself parted from his captain's armband as the one bought by the skipper for the occasion didn't come up to scratch. The game began at a good pace with Didsbury competing well against a more skilful opposition, maintaining possession with some fine passing moves. At the back, Harper, Fernandez, Richardson and Moore soaked up the early pressure well, sending the ball out wide and up the lines through Sharples on the left and McKinnon on the right. Despite this positive play, it was the visitors who scored first when their persistent attack finally broke through the Didsbury defence to go one up. Undeterred, Didsbury came back strong and equalised within a few minutes when an intensive attacking spell culminated in a pass out wide from Roberts to Eadie who fired in the cross past the stranded keeper to Spraggs who finished in clinical fashion. At this point, it seemed that Didsbury were back in the game but 10 minutes from half time, disaster struck. A highly dubious short corner led to a goal-mouth scramble in which a ball cleared off the line by Rainey was awarded as a goal. Shortly afterwards, another questionable short corner was given and the unsettled defence were unable to keep the ball out of the net. Adding insult to injury, the visitors scored yet again soon after. The home team went in despondent at half time, 4:1 down. After a passionate halftime team talk from the captain, Didsbury came out with renewed determination and began the second half in a similar style to the first. Good build-up work from Birchwood and Misselbrook in the centre led to several chances but the visitors extended their advantage further when a penalty flick was awarded against Stanger who stood valiantly in the goal mouth as the ball was lifted at him from close range. Chan was unlucky not to save the ensuing flick which was fired just past his outstretched leg. Despite the 4 goal deficit, Didsbury continued to play an aggressive game and were finally rewarded when Meredith's short corner strike crept under the keeper and over the goal line to keep the home team in with a chance. As Didsbury continued to attack, the persistent Thomas was wiped out in the D, earning a flick for the home team and a spell with 10 men for the visitors as his aggressor was yellow carded. Up stepped Harper. Could he reduce the goal deficit still further? Unfortunately, the weight of expectation proved just a little too much as his effort was sent wide. Despite continued pressure, Didsbury were unable to capitalise on their one man advantage and as the clock ticked on, several opportunities came and went, the final chance to make the score respectable coming on the stroke of fulltime in the form of a short corner. The team piled forward for one last push but were denied for the final time as the ball was cleared and the whistle blown. Didsbury were left to reflect whistfully on what had been a good afternoon's hockey but a disappointing result, the final score not reflecting the quality of the home side's play. Nelson & Rossendale Is 2 Didsbury Northern Is 2 Didsbury set about this game knowing that a win would keep them ahead in the title race and ever closer to automatic promotion. Despite their work rate and passion, Didsbury only showed glimpses of the hockey they were capable of. The result certainly did not flatter the hosts, who defended strongly, and posed several worrying moments for the Didsbury defence. It was Nelson & Rossendale who took the early lead. Attacking on the break, and with the Didsbury midfield completely by-passed, Nelson & Rossendale won a deserved flick after the ball had hit Beavers on the line. Hurst was unable to keep the flick out after being sent the wrong way. Didsbury set about trying to equalise, but much of what they tried was either slow of thought or over complex. However, once the defence regained some solidity, with Beavers and Fernandez reliably marking their attackers out of the game, and Cinderella starting to pirouette in the middle of the park, a few openings were created. It was from a hard working press where Didsbury smuggled the ball from the opposition. A smart two touch move from Scum opened up the park allowing Lovechild to slip the ball through to Roberts from top D. He finished equisitely from right to left, in off the inside of the left post leaving the keeper with no chance. However, having proven that Didsbury could compose some flowing moves, the hosts goal was rarely threatened. In fact it took some desperate tackling (and diving) to keep the scoreline at 1-1. A half-time team talk galvanised the didsbury side, and they dominated the second-half possession. Although the play was at times scrappy, Shearer needed only one chance to score, and when it came he finished with ease. 2-1 to Didsbury. Several chances were also missed, notably by Scum, who's movement allowed himself several opportunities. It was fitting though that it was a Didsbury mistake which allowed the hosts back into the game. A lack of concentration and a bobbling pitch gave the ball to Nelson and Rossendale on the right hand side of the pitch. The resulting move looked to have been broken down, only for the ball to hit a didsbury player's foot on its way off the back line. One stunning short corner strike later and it was 2-2, with the striker giving the didsbury defender, who gifted them the short corner, a hug of thanks. A frantic last five minutes could not produce a goal for either side, with Beavers imperious at the Didsbury end. A deserved result, with Didsbury performing under-par, and the brilliance which can emerge, too sporadic. Didsbury Northern IVs 1 Wigan IVs 1 Well. Could be viewed as a lucky escape or an unfortunate result. Didsbury adopted the same attacking formation (3-3-4) that had been so successful the week before, however, Wigan exposed it's weaknesses immediately by having 2 good central mid-fielders that Sieve was hard pushed to mark alone. By the time Didsbury were able to reorganise, Wigan had pushed a man through the weakened defense and taken the lead. Immediately Eoin was dropped into the midfield and Didsbury's composure returned. We started to push back, but as usual careless passes and holding onto the ball too long allowed Wigan to keep a clean sheet up to the whistle. Half Time 0-1. Following an impassioned speech from Peter "Late Boy - soon to be Married Boy" Hill, Didsbury came out fighting but despite many good runs down both wings and increased pressure in the circle, we were unable to break through. A very well struck short rebounded to Charlie McGhee whose lifted shot was stopped on the line by a defenders chest --> FLICK. P Roberts calmly stepped up and despite the keeper going the right way, slotted it home to level the scores. This lifted Didsbury and again we pressured hard for the winner, but alas it was not to be. Next week - early passes will be necessary, if we are to win. DNHC 1s vs Oldham Didsbury Northern Is 1 Colwyn Bay Is 1 Three points was all it would require for
promotion for the second successive year. The opponents, Colwyn Bay,
were well known opponents from previous skirmishes last year in North West
2, when they had been soundly dispatched both times. Their
noticeable improvement had meant Didsbury could only muster a draw in the
first meeting of the season at Colwyn Bay. Nevertheless, expectation
was high.
Didsbury started well and had the better of the
early exchanges. However, Colwyn soon forced their way into the
match and could well have taken the lead had their finishing been
better. Unfortunately, Didsbury's response to this was not
ideal. A lesson to be learnt for next season is that the opposition
must be expected to compete and will have at least one bright spell during
a game. The key is to realise this, play sensible hockey and weather
the storm. Too often Didsbury want to play perfect 'champagne'
hockey rather than realising what is required for three points.
Although, this is perhaps understandable as the success of the last two
seasons has bread an expectation that the opposition can be bulldozered
out of the way.
Despite this criticism to the joy of the crowd
who had braved the wet conditions Didsbury took the lead through a well
worked short corner and a cool finish from the fast improving ex Bowdon
Beaver Mark Roberts. This was his 19th goal of the season and
he has more than justified the faith shown in him last season.
Should he continue to improve he will prove a valuable
asset.
Following this goal Didsbury could not, however,
find the killer second goal that would surely have meant
promotion. Instead, Colwyn had further chances to add their name to
the goal sheet, but were unable to convert these. When they had a
player sent off for violent play it seemed DNHC would finally be able
finish the game off, but appeared worryingly bereft of
ideas.
Perhaps, the team need to take the next step in
their hockey education. Too often they seemed to expect to be able
to force their way through the well organised competent defence and
failing this looked for overly ambitious passes that invariably led to
possession being squandered. In the past much of the teams' success
has come from hitting teams on the break. However, as they
increasingly find themselves up against opposition content to defend and
soak up pressure they cannot do this. Perhaps, there was a need
for more simple passes, improved ball speed, more patience and
better running off the ball which would pull the opposition out of
position and create the space that allows players to demonstrate their
skills. Furthermore, perhaps there is a need for DNHC to be more
aware of what they are trying to do during a game. For example, many
a team has based its game plan on playing good simple hockey until they
enter the opposition '25' where they can then use their skills to create a
shooting opportunity or win a short corner.
Inevitably Colwyn did eventually convert one of
their chances. Although, it should be acknowledged that the
opportunity was created by a number of fortunate deflections that somehow
led to the ball reaching their centre forward on the p flick spot who
coolly deposited the ball into the left corner of the net. Still
Didsbury had only minutes before benefited from a large slice of luck when
having to make a goal line clearance following a Colwyn short.
Ironically this goal led to Didsbury then
demonstrating one of their best attributes, the determination to
win. The next five minutes saw two DNHC have two goals disallowed,
the first of which would undoubtedly have won goal of the season if only
for the mazy lung-bursting celebration Damien Stranger embarked on after
slotting home the shot he was convinced had restored the
lead.
Ultimately, it was not to be and the game
finished a 1-1 draw that some might even suggest flattered the home
team. Two more points dropped and promotion not yet secured.
Still cheer up - we got back to the club house, found out Knutsford had
lost (again) and that we were promoted anyway. Funny old way to do
it and perhaps led to rather muted celebrations, but if we had been
offered it at the beginning of the season I think we might just have taken
it! The lesson for next year - we have to earn the right to beat
sides and cannot expect them to rollover and let us
win.
Bowdon VIIs 3 Didsbury
Northern IVs 2
And so,
the season climax. A win and we are promoted. A lose or draw and we are
nowhere. The portents were not good - Bowdon bouncy wet pitch, pouring
rain and a number of changes at the back. Bowdon came out of the starting
blocks on fire and were immediately in the Didsbury dee. A few parries and
Didsbury were defending their first short corner. No goal but Bowdon were
still on the attack and picked up a good rebound to take the lead.
Didsbury tried to rally but found their passing game nullified by the
unpredictability of the bouncy pitch. Bowdon were again strong in the
attack and their captain deflected a rocket coming into the dee into the
back of the net. This was the first time Didsbury had been 2 behind all
season and finally were spurred into action. A series of short corners got
us one back before the break to give 1-2 at half time. The second half had
a change of tactic for Didsbury, instead of slinky passing we went back to
shell it out of defence and hope a forward runs onto it. This helped out
attacking game but Bowdon were still strong and forced another defensive
error that the umpire signalled for and then let play continue for a third
Bowden goal. Simon Jones came close to repeating his Brooklands offence,
but was pulled back. The remainder of the game saw Didsbury continue to
hold their heads high even though they were facing a mountain. Two final
highlights, a penalty flick by Bowdon was missed and Chris Morrow finished
an excellent move down the right hand side, but we were left
congratulating the League Winners
DNHC 2s vs
Salford LadiesResult: 1 - 0 win Goal scorers: Esther Player of the match: The Team Report: Shame I missed the team talk at the beginning of the match because for some reason I assumed that our team tactic was to make everyone think we're rubbish so that when we play the home Derbys next season we'd completely ambush the unsuspecting 1st Team! The actual outcome was that I played as well as Ruby Wax sings and the rest of you performed exceptionally. Cheers girls! We were graced with the on pitch presence of Kate Thomas and Sarah Rainey to assist in our victory and they both helped to completely demoralise the opposition. The goal came early in the match from a clean cross from Paula which was neatly tucked away by Esther. Ruth, Natasha and Sarah R all made numerous spectacular runs up the field to pressure the Salford defence. Claire and Paula both worked very hard on the right and kept pounding in the crosses. A shout out also to Kate Mitchell who made a tremendous save in the second half. Our passing was fantastic, like something you would expect to see on a televised match. The only reason the final score doesn't reflect our game, was due to a great effort from the opposition keeper, who was rather good, outside of the fact that she kept resorting to doing a Demi Moore style strip tease whenever we got close to goal! Laura, Esther and Kate T tried every trick in the book and a few more besides to dazzle her but to no avail. We must have spent the last ten minutes of the game more or less within the confines of their D, and yet we failed to exploit their demor |