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07/08 Sep 2002
Mens Matches

Prescot Is 0 Didsbury Northern Is 1

It was a mix of old and new that paraded in the first game of the season for Didsbury Northern 1^st XI on their first outing , away at a scruffy Prescot pitch.  Phil Hughes, newly arrived after spells with Rossendale and UMIST and the returning Dave Harper, back after a two year exile, whoring his services to Bowdon, made up the new.  Players such as the bandy legged Hurst, the portly Jordan, the blind, withered shouldered cripple Fernandez and black skirting boards Meredith made up the old along with the rest of the characters from last years titanic campaign.

Both sides were under strength for this pre season encounter but both showed enough to produce a flowing, if mistake riddled game.  Didsbury looked the more composed with a passing game that pulled Prescot from side to side but for all the slick movements the final ball was just lacking, that bit of seasonal sharpness still weeks away.  Prescot for their part were dangerous on the break, playing a more direct but ultimately less tactically aware game though on this showing perhaps a more effective game, as they produced several chances that really should have been finished.

It was going to be a bit of fortune that produced a goal as the scrappy nature of the final ball made the chances of a quality finish somewhat minimal.  It was little surprise then that a piece of poor goalkeeping was to blame.  The keeper allowed the hard hit but poorly directed short corner strike from Dave Harper to creep beneath his body to give Didsbury the game with the only goal of the match mid way through the first half.

Prescot to their credit refused to defend despite the mounting control of the game by Didsbury in the second half, throwing men and balls forward in the hope of an equaliser.  Hurst in goal was equal to their best efforts though he should have been left no chance as Prescot were allowed at least three unopposed shots from top D.  He even managed to keep his legs together as they attempted to exploit the well known Hurst, nutmeg weakness.

Last years player of the season Paul Misselbrook all but ran the play for Didsbury putting in a solid performance and Kwan after returning to his basics also played well.  New boy Hughes put in a solid performance, all the better since having never played with any of his team mates before.  Chances inevitably came and on top of Stanger's two misses including a shocking open goal miss of which more must be said, Kwan made, then squandered two good chances and Jordan missed one despite being given five minutes to place it.

Stanger's miss was fantastic in that not only did he miss the open goal, but missed also the ball in its entirety and his feet as he fell on his arse and watched Harpers perfect keeper beating pass roll off the back line.  Stangers response in his muted Yorkshire tones was unintelligible but it has been subsequently translated to be, 'Aaahm not a furweerd anyweay and what wi' me new stick....'.  It was surmised in other quarters that having opened his wallet for the first time in years to pay for a new stick he had refused to let go of it (the wallet) again due to money removal shock and the weight of it in his back pocket (what with the extra weight of chains and lock) had off balanced him.  Others just put it down to the fat arse he has acquired after a summer of excesses.

In conclusion, a fairly good tempered enjoyable affair that lacked real quality and a few goals to give it a bit of spice but made for a reasonable first game on which to build.

Ladies Matches

DNHC 1s vs Sale
Result: 6-2
Goal scorers: Viv Cragg (3), Jenny E, Vicki B, Kate R
Player of the Day: Kate Roberts
Report:  A great game to start the season!  We linked well together and
played a good passing game, the first goal was scored by Viv after 20
seconds and was passed around 8 of the team- nearly text book hockey!  The
second half was better than the first as we released the ball quickly and
got used to linking up.  Kate R scored a lovely goal by looping the ball
round the keeper from a penalty corner.  Viv scored a hattrick despite her
hungover state!  So bring on the season...


DNHC 2s vs Moss Park 2's
Result: 0-1
Goal Scorers:
Player of the Day: 
Report: We started off really well and were clearly the better team.
Unfortunately we let in a silly goal just before half time.  For the second
half we were keeperless and didn't maintain the team play from the first
half.  However we managed to raise the game towards the end of the second
half working well as a team and creating some good chances that sadly were
not converted.

14/15 Sep 2002
Mens Matches

Bowdon IIs 6 Didsbury Northern Is 1

As friendlies go the result couldn't have been any friendlier... for
Bowdon! Didsbury 1st team were totally outclassed by a team in a higher division, as their stand in defence and new midfield line-up couldn't stop a
rampant Bowdon from scoring four goals in a five minute period. Despite
eventually losing 6-1, Didsbury can take away some positives from the game.
Chris Hurst was back to his impressive form of last season saving well on
several occasions. Furthermore, individually, the Didsbury players showed
the sort of skills which led them to the league and cup double last season.
Even at one-nil down, with the defence looking solid, Didsbury
occasionally looked like breaking down the Bowdon defence, with Thomas,
Gutteridge and Roberts looking sharp. However, it was Bowdon who managed to
keep possession and increase the pressure on the Didsbury defence. As the
Didsbury players tired, and key players limped off, mistakes proved costly.
At 5-0 Didsbury still never gave up and eventually a quality move involving
a switch of play from left to right enabled Gutteridge to beat a player and
the keeper for Kwan to finish with composure. The fight-back was short-lived
though as Bowdon nailed their superiority on the game by scoring a penalty
flick late on. Ruud van Nistelrooy was the sponsor of Bowdon's cricket match
at the club house. Didsbury left before he arrived to ensure that he was the
only loser left. Bowdon are a strong sports club but Didsbury showed signs
that they are heading in that direction.

Ladies Matches

DNHC 1s vs Deeside Ramblers
Result: 0-6 
Goal scorers:
Player of the Day: Sarah Rainey
Report:  The opposition was from 2 divisions above and they deserved the
win, but the score was unimportant to the actual game as we played well and
built on our good team play.  The weather was so fantastic that is seemed a
pity to waste it by playing hockey, but there was a lot of good passing and
communication, particularly in defence and we covered well.  Some brilliant
on the line saves from Sarah Rainey and lots of goal saves from Susan. 
Unfortunately 3 of the defenders pulled leg muscles so there was a bit of
playing out position that confused all (sorry!).  They were very skilful and
most of their goals were one on one's with the keeper although Susan kept a
lot out of the goal!  Personally, a very good match for the start of the
season that will set us up well for the rest of the season.

DNHC 2s vs Littleborough
Result: 0-6 loss
Goal scorers:
Player of the day: Kate Foster
Report: Playing our first league match in a higher division in the blazing
heat after a hockey night out was never going to be the setting for a top
class performance. Add to this the inclusion of six players that did not
play in this team last year and you can imagine the result. However there
was some great team work and good individual skills and the scoreline
definitely did not truly reflect the game. There is much room for
improvement but hard work at training and minds on the game and not the
night before (or possible nights in the future...Ruth!!!) will see some
great results.

DNHC 3s vs Littleborough
Result: 1-3 loss
Goal scorers: Dawn Kaveney
Player of the day: Vicki McKinnon
Report:  A tough match against a fit and fast Littleborough team. The result
was perhaps not surprising, given that it was the first time that the team
had played together and I think we all felt rusty after the summer break,
but there was some good passing and we went close on a couple of occasions.
Unfortunately the opposition linked together well and managed to get players
in space once too often, and it was only a late strike from Vicky McK's
storming cross which gave us the consolation goal (but revenge will be ours
next Sun!).

DNHC Cheshire vs Oldham
Result: 2-1 win
Goal scorers: Anne Marie Groarke, Billie Hall
Player of the day: Donna Alexander
Report: Start as you mean to go on I say!, a good first result for the
Wanderers. The team was made up of a real mixture of players, several who
are new to us this season, most of us were therefore unfamiliar with each
other's games. Despite this there was loads of excellent passing and some
great team work going on. Good positioning in the D allowed Anne-Marie to
open the scoring, with Billie scoring the winner in the dying seconds of the
game. We definitely could have made better use of the wings as play was
largely concentrated down the centre of the pitch, however we were still
able to stay on the attack for virtually the whole game. As has so often
been our trait in the past, we lacked the finishing touch which would could
have potentially sent the score line soaring. With a few more training
sessions I'm sure we will be putting the goals away in an Australia v
Malaysia fashion!.

21/22 Sep 2002
Mens Matches

Didsbury Northern Is 5 Warrington Is 2

Fresh from defeat away to Bowdon last week, Didsbury faced potentially even stiffer opposition in a friendly at home to Warrington, who play their league hockey in the Northern Premier division, three above the newly promoted Didsbury.  Facing an apparent skills gap the task was made slightly easier for the underdogs, when Warrington decided to field only ten players, although after a strong start from Didsbury, the home side were left in no doubt of the challenge ahead when indecisiveness allowed Warrington's striker to blast home a free shot from the top of the circle.  To his credit goalkeeper Chris Hurst, who completed his transformation to the dark destroyer with a set of new black gloves, got the faintest of touches on the first goal and was called into action again ten minutes later when he gloved a soft drag flick towards the back-line only for it to be turned in for Warrington's second.  A two nil score line flattered the visitors who could do little to stem the unrelenting tide of attacks as Didsbury controlled the majority of the first half with flowing moves culminating in plenty of opportunities, lacking only the goal scoring prowess so evident at the opposite end.  Didsbury's sustained pressure did however lead to a short corner shortly before halftime, which was slotted home by a confident Paul Meredith. 

Two one at half time allowed Didsbury to come out attacking the second half in search of the equaliser, which quickly materialised when Shearer's shot come cross after beating two players allowed Mark Roberts to turn in from a few yards out.  Mark Keatley playing his first game for the team put in a sturdy performance to complete the back four who provided the solid foundation from which Didsbury launched their second half attacks.  The winning goal came midway through the second half when Scum broke down an attack deep in his own territory and instigated a sweeping move that culminated in Shearer orbiting the circle and letting loose a fierce shot that was deflected past the stranded goal keeper by Scum's deftest of touches.  It was this exact Trojan like effort by the centre midfielder which saw him voted man of the match by his peers, and perhaps an indication of things to come with regular attendance to Monday nights fitness training?!  As the game wore on and Warrington were forced to chase shadows Mark Roberts was able to complete his first senior hat trick to give Didsbury a comfortable and well deserved win over a very high class of opposition.  The only bad break (!) for Didsbury came when late on in the game influential right back Dobbin took a ball in the face leaving him with a Quasimodo like swelling on the side of his face.  With the league season scheduled to begin in a fortnight, Didsbury can take great encouragement from a display that ebbed class and commitment, a strong testament to the entire squad and a clear indication that the team can continued where it ended last season, in winning ways.

Chester IVs 0 Didsbury Northern IVs 2

Keepers agreed on a Zulu Start which was won easily by J. Ing - it then took him
ages to get back to his goal. Strong start by Didsbury, but Adam Jones ran
straight past an open goal with a stranded keeper in first 5 mins. Good wide
passing  game got it around Chester, but then our confidence got up and we
started to dribble and bunch up and they dicked on us. 5 successive short
corners were defended well with final one deflected off the post. First goal
from a well worked long corner, T. Jones to C. McGhee who laid it off
beautifully for M. Flowers into the back of the net. Second half started strong
agin, but again Didsbury tried to be too clever and we gave away easy possession
causing  much more pressure on our defense - couple of great saves by Didsbury
keeper, including a running, diving save off his throat guard. A. Jones then
made a great run down the centre fed to M. Flowers who finished it off through the keepers legs. 2-0, good result.

Ladies Matches

DNHC 1s vs Bowdon 1s
Result: 1-7 
Goal scorers: Kate Thomas
Player of the Day: Kate Thomas, Helen Sharples
Report: We faced what has to be the toughest opposition on the bouncy
waterturf for our first league match in division one and rose to the
challenge.  We played hard and consistent without letting our heads go down
even though the goal count went up.  Susan had a great first half, but due
to injury was substituted by Rachael Spraggs for the 2nd half and Spraggy
worked hard and made some fantastic saves.  Helen Sharples created some
fantastic attack by finding the space and making the most of it.  Bowdon
were pretty impressive and very quick which left our defence a bit confused
at times and wondering how many players they had on the pitch- although we
covered well.  Kate Thomas seemed to be everywhere and linked well with
Vicki B. Unfortunately our attack were heavily marked so didn't have much of
a chance to show their talents- the main opportunity resulted in Louise
Johnson being sandwiched between the goalie and defender so was off to
hospital with a damaged wrist!  But Kate Thomas completed a perfect PC to
score our only goal from the resultant penalty.  Anyway.revenge will be ours
when we face them at home for the divisional cup in a month.

DNHC 2s vs Moss Park 2s
Result: 3-1win
Goal scorers: Helen Barker (2), Rachael Spraggs
Player of the day:  Helen Capstick
Report: An excellent result.  Much improved team performance from last week.
  The Thursday night training session really worked.  Didsbury attacked
right from the whistle and threw the opposition into disarray.  A storming
performance from Helen C on the left and Esther on the right in the early
part of the game produced some excellent chances. Solid performances from
Rachael and Fiona in midfield prevented Moss Park from bothering the defence
too much. Overall an excellent team performance.

DNHC 3s vs Littleborough 2's
Result: 2-2 draw
Goal scorers: Amanda Mercer, Amanda Hook
Player of the day: Sarah Rainey (GK)
Report:  A good result, particularly given that the second half was played
entirely without subs and Sarah claims not to be good at playing in goal!
Lots of attacking play in the first half and some lovely passing between the
two Amanda's led to our first goal. Littleborough pulled one back, but
another good strike from Amanda H put us 2-1 up at half time. 'Boro piled on
the pressure in the second half, but solid defending meant we only conceded
one goal (with another fortunately disallowed!) and came away with a
well-deserved point. A good start to the season.

DNHC Cheshire vs Newton
Result: 0-1 loss
Goal scorers:
Player of the day: Dawn Lappin
Report: The Northern Wanderers had a spirited fast game in which the team
continued to gel. Positions remain fluid with backs becoming strikers. We
constantly battled to score....but it evaded us.
Newton scored in a fluky long range shot reminiscent of the Brazil - England
game. Kate replied with a scorcher of a shot which nearly broke the hand of
the Newton Goalie......but unfortunately the score line remained 1-0.

28/29 Sep 2002
Mens Matches

Macclesfield Is 2 Didsbury Northern Is 5

Didsbury men's first team travelled to Macclesfield via several routes (courtesy of our illustrious leader's dodgy directions), eager to build upon the fast flowing cohesive play that we had displayed the week before. Unfortunately this was to be beyond them for the majority of the game.

Upon reflection it could have been due to the dire pitch, which was a threadbare affair that bobbled at a frightful pace; it could have been due to the opposition, who were just frightful; but if we were honest it was down mainly to ourselves.

Within the first five minutes it was obvious to all that Didsbury were the better team, it was also obvious that Macclesfield were going to play a 'direct' type of game. Unfortunately Didsbury's channelling in the first half, only served to give Macclesfield's wingers and centre forward opportunity after opportunity to drive (at admirable pace) at the back four and it was only due to their insistence to hit the ball 'really, really hard' whether aiming for the goal their team-mate or nowhere in particular that prevented them for scoring more than the two goals that they did. Remarkably it was actually thanks only to some lacklustre defence that Macclesfield eventually scored. The first came with Chan in goal, blighting an otherwise impressive first appearance, with a soft goal slipped under his sprawling form by the rampaging left wing. The second came due to the now once a game (at least) decision by Diddy, our centre back, to pass it to their centre forward.

Luckily for Didsbury, their attacking was at times still of the flowing form and ample opportunities were created up front with only the final pass or the yet another bobble preventing a bucketful of goals being scored in the first half. However two goals did materialise in the form of a great two touch finish from Andrew 'Lovechild' Kwan at the far post from a rifled cross from Dave Harper and a sweet strike from the top of the dee from Alasdair 'Shearer' Thomas after good persistence down the left Wing from Mark 'Team Boy' Roberts.  

Half time was a period to try and get ourselves refocused on our own game and recognised the need to adapt for the pitch. Soon into the second half it became apparent that we should have discussed how to get out of the way of the opposition. Alas poor Diddy  was concentrating on controlling the ball and taking it beyond the quickly approaching player instead of just getting out of the players way! It was thus with the cry of 'I got the ball' that Macclesfield's front line claimed their first 'scalp' of the season. It was sadly the case that no amount of persuasion will ever convince such chaps that only the ball is supposed to be retrieved from 'a tackle'. It would appear that their priorities are the player, then the stick, then an ample amount of fresh air and blood and then and only then, if one is lucky, the ball that appears behind the crumpled mess.

So with one of our number off to wait in the nearby A&E waiting room we decided to deal out some punishment. It came in the form of another three goals from Shearer, none of them were handsome but the moves to give the striker his opportunities were. Phil 'Fat Boy' Taylor putting one on a plate from the bye line was of particular note. There were plenty more opportunities, but either luckless finishing or good goalkeeping prevented the goal tally from going above five. Club captain Paul 'Scum' Misselbrook deserves mention for yet another outstanding display, however some one on one practice with the goalkeeper may be appearing in his training schedule!

So in the end we left with a convincing 5-2 win under our belts, unfortunately even though according to one of their number, 'once your in Mac you don't leave, which is why the majority are inbred !!' they will be venturing out to a return 'friendly'  fixture after Christmas. We all look forward to it 'like a hole in the head'.

Ladies Matches

DNHC 1s vs Bolton Ladies 1s
Result: 1-3 loss
Goal scorers: Helen Sharples
Player of the Day: Louise Johnson, Sarah Rainey
Report: Another tough match, made harder as it was at 11.30am on a Sunday
morning.we played good clean hockey and were the stonger team in the first
half but didn't have the opportunities to convert.  We defended well, but we
outnumbered on the break as Bolton charged through with their midfield and a
lot of elbows.  This is how they scored their goals.  Adabella played well
in goal and Kate Roberts was a star in midfield and kept on battling to
attack and defend at seemingly the same time.  Oddly we managed to rattle
them by being nice and playing clean hockey.

DNHC 2s vs Salford Ladies
Result: 3-3 draw
Goal scorers: Rachael Spraggs (2), Vicky McKinnon
Player of the day: Vicki Birchwood
Report: Didsbury were clearly the better of the two teams but a lack of
communication and focus on the game allowed the opposition to get to a 3 - 0
lead. Determined play from Vicki B and Rachael in midfield helped to
eventually convert one of the many chances just before half time. The second
half saw Didsbury continuing the attack and draw the score level. Despite
numerous penalty corners the final winning goal evaded us.


DNHC 3s vs Urmston 2's
Result: 4-1 win
Goal scorers: Helen Barker, Jo Leach, Rebecca Hirst (2)
Player of the day: Gwen Thomson
Report: The thirds continue their unbeaten run of the season with a superb
win over a strong Urmston team, mainly due to a blistering goal fest at the
beginning of the second half which saw 2 goals in as many minutes. Urmston
pulled one back, but Claire Monaghan made a solid save from a penalty flick
to keep the lead and strikes from Jo and Helen (who had already been shown a
green card for dissent) sealed the win. Lets keep up the good work!


DNHC Cheshire vs Macclesfield
Result: 3-1 win
Goal scorers: Emma Waterhouse (2), Dawn Kaveney, Kate Leckie
Player of the day: Kate Leckie
Report: The pre-match organisational chaos disappeared once on the pitch as
the mighty Northern Wanderers took on a very young feisty Macclesfield team.
Everyone worked hard, there was good short passing in the mid-field with
good support and communication. Billie, Vicki B and Emma made a great
combination for the penalty corners. The only thing that stopped more goals
going in were Macclesfield body parts. Sarah Rainey saved our bacon in by
volunteering her services as goalie and went on to save some stonking goals.
The goal of the year was an aerial shot that ricocheted in from Dawn's stick
...unfortunately it was the back of her stick and was disallowed. Vicky J
provided consistent support at the back and Vicki B provided Macclesfield
with some coaching on tackling.  We returned victorious to the club house
for chip butties.

05/06 Oct 2002
Mens Matches

Didsbury Northern Is 5 Liverpool Uni Is 1

It wasn't a champagne performance that saw Didsbury climb to their accustomed spot near the top of the table but it was the display of a team that have played together a while and have a great understanding.  The performance oozed confidence and composure if let down somewhat by the oft times poor ball retention.  Liverpool University for their part looked freshly back on the hockey pitch, lacking the cutting edge that will doubtless make this encounter much more difficult on the return.  There was some surprise when the students arrived with sixteen players, I wonder how many other teams will see that this year.

Didsbury started hard and fast and always looked the more likely to score and an early strike from Roberts deflecting in Thomas' cross settled any nerves.  Just as the students began to find some rhythm they were hit again, this time by a short corner rescued from disaster by Jordan who fed Thomas in front of goal.  As the ball rebounded from his shot Kiwi Harper coming in fast on the rebound fired the ball into the net to make it two.

The green and white tide was now in full flight and Liverpool needed everything they had to hold out but holding out was something they just couldn't manage.  Thomas ran on to a lovely cross D ball to slap home the third before robbing the defender and feeding Taylor for a far post tap in to make it four.  At this point there was some typical student petulance as sticks were thrown in disgust to the amusement of Didsburys defence.

The second half was much the same, a fifth goal scrambled over the line by Harper before Taylor missed three open goals on the trot steering two into the keeper and one onto the post. It was surmissed that he had been unable to see at least two of these as they had been hidden beneath the immensity of his gut though this was never confirmed.  The latter of these efforts came after Stanger had made himself dizzy in the D, beating then re-beating the same two defenders three times over as he pirouetted around the D with the grace of a rhino ballerina.  It was incomprehensible that he actually got a shot off but what was more incomprehensible was the miss from Taylor as he deflected the resultant arcing ball onto the post from half a yard out.

Didsbury could have and probably should have scored more but the students late on managed a consolation goal from a short corner.  Hurst was later heard remarking quietly to himself that at least he'd had his legs together but as all knew that wouldn't last for long he got no reply! Hit to the keepers right Hurst really should have saved it as he sticked it rather feebly into the goal but as long as he lets them in like that only when well ahead its not too much of a worry.

Lancs Cup 1st Round - Didsbury Northern Is 1 Preston Is 4

Last years Lancashire Trophy winners Didsbury met their first great test in this years cup competition against an impressive Preston side.  The team showed two changes from the side that demolished Liverpool university 24 hours earlier, Clem 'Pimp' Chan in goal for the missing Chris 'Bandy legs' Hurst and Hughes in for Meredith.

Preston were quickly into their stride and the early play was all from the North Lancashire side.  Didsbury struggled to cope with the intensity of Prestons play and the incisiveness and speed of their passing game.  Time and again the goal was exposed and but for some good keeping and great last ditch tackles, notably by Andy 'Life on the line' Beavers the score would not have remained blank, it didn't for long.  A scrambled ball was forced home for the first and then the second bizarrely played back into play from a defenders foot well over the back line was forced in and the un-sighted umpire had no option other than to award a goal. 

The third was soft as Preston were allowed a reverse stick shot that although somewhat scuffed had enough power to make its way in. Phil 'TB Fat Boy' Taylor was heard to express the position that real men would have hit the roof, but everyone ignored him. The keeper really should have done better but in light of his performance in which he made several important saves including one brilliant stick stop from a short corner he was forgiven this lapse..

At three the visitors sat back and slowed the game down and it could well have undone them had Didsbury taken advantage of the chances they created.  Why they did this is questionable, perhaps because the pace was too much to maintain, perhaps because they felt three was enough.  The popular theory however was that since Brandon 'Soft Shandy Southerner' Fernandez had limped off after being hit (very softly) on a short corner, their supply of ball had dried up giving them less opportunities.

Didsbury came more and more into the game as the half came to conclusion and should arguably have had one back as Alasdair 'first touch' Thomas given ages and ages in the D fired straight at the keeper.  It was Gutteridge who did break the Didsbury duck just the other side of half time as they produced a wonderful goal with great build up and a stunning finish.  Paul 'I had him in my pocket' Misselbrook and Dave 'I want to hit it REALLY hard' Harper had combined well after Dorian 'Sick Note' Jordan had started the move at right back. As Harper slotted a ball through, Jordan now at full pace showed some stunning wing play, beating the last defender and crossing to perfection for the oncoming Gutteridge.  The finish rocketed upwards from eight yards out and the keeper could only stand and watch as it whistled past him into the roof of the net.  The crowd on the sidelines went wild and the team was visibly lifted except for Phil 'TB Fat Boy' Taylor who was heard boring one of the Preston backs with his theory that real men always hit the roof.

The defender in question was obviously still trying to wake up from this as Thomas who had failed to control almost every ball hit at him all game beat him on several occasions with the same old school style right hand dodge on every occasion.  Unfortunately having managed two touches in a row, Thomas unsurprisingly managed to make a balls up of it from there on and precious little was created from these glorious opportunities.

Didsbury continued to press but the final ball just wasn't there and finally the over commitment of men led to the sucker punch as Preston broke quickly and killed the game.  Didsbury will take heart from a good performance against a team two leagues higher and clearly better but not from the incident in which Andy 'Big Man' Kwan was substituted off the pitch for petulence towards his captain and team mates.  Taylor was heard to mutter something about real men as he left the pitch but this went unheard, probably for the better!

Preston IVs 2 Didsbury Northern IVs 6 

Peter "Late Boy" Hill made an early impression by sweeping an opportunity ball
and most of McGhee's stick in to the goal in the first minute. This was followed
by 15 mins of Preston pressure but Didsbury's back line were ultra-solid. A
second goal on the break from Charlie M provided a cushion but scrappy marking
gave Preston space to get one back. Flowers was denied a 1 on 1 with the goalie
by pre-emptive umpiring by rookie Adam Jones. 2-1 at half time.
In the second half Didsbury's superior fitness started to tell. Goals by Hill, T
Jones & Metcalfe secured the game. Before Dave Steen crowned a lightening run
from defense with the 6th. Preston's discipline also slipped leaving room for
open passing play in the midfield, and culminating in Preston's right half
leaving the pitch for verbal abuse towards Didsbury's second rookie umpire,
Charlie "Twat" McGhee. Preston immediately responded with a ringer and an
academic second goal, but Didsbury's thoughts were already on better things
(beer). PS. Cold showers.

Didsbury Northern Vs 2 Preston Vs 2 

The 5^th team outclassed ten men Bolton in every manor, so it was to some surprise they found themselves two nil down early on in the second half.  E. Doddman, the young centre half played a masterful display in the centre of the park allowing Solly to roll the ball towards the goal, before watching in amazement as the otherwise defiant Bolton goalkeeper stood aside and let it pass into the back of the net!  Constant pressure ensured Didsbury got something from the game all though fragmented flowing hockey deserved nothing less than the full fat.

Ladies Matches

DNHC 3s vs Parkway
Result: 1-2 loss
Goal Scorers: Billie Hall
Player of the day: Louise Johnson
Report: What can I say ...more great play by Didsbury! A lucky break by
Parkway afforded them a goal in the first five minutes which unfortunately
kept them ahead, although Didsbury were the stronger team, particularly in
the second half. Loads of great passing and excellent communication between
everyone. We managed to make the most of our first short corner with a
cracking goal scored by Billie thanks to a superb pass by Cathy Atkinson.
Sarah Rainey again showed her versatility in goal and Louise Johnson
deservedly won player of the day for her star performance in midfield. Good
work everyone!

DNHC Cheshire vs Neston 2's
Result : 4-2 Win
Goal Scorers: Sally Stevens (2) Emma W, Jane Pollit
Player of Day: Marie Clare
Report: The clubs newly formed Didsbury Northern Wanderers who are playing
in the Cheshire League got off to a superb start to the season with a
convincing 4-2 win over Neston 3's. It took the team some time to settle
into the flow of play, but despite this we dominated the game. Scoring was
opened from a converted short corner by Sally Stevens, this was shortly
followed by a scrappy equaliser for Neston. Jane Pollit used fantastic
footwork to put the Wanderers ahead again, with a second goal before half
time!. Following the break, Neston's revived determination allowed them to
pull the score level once again. This was not enough to deter the Wanderers
from powering home two more superb goals from set pieces, and with Helen
Sharples in goal we halted their attacks. The Wanderers held the remainder
of the game comfortably despite a late flurry of short corners given in
Neston's favour. An excellent start to the season!

12/13 Oct 2002
Mens Matches

Knutsford Is 1 Didsbury Northern Is 1 

Considering the volumes of prose and range of vocabulary that had been
penned in the preceding week by those with to much time on their hands at
work it is with some intrepidation that an illiterate Yorkshireman
approaches the documentation of DNHC's latest exploits.  However given the
educational backgrounds of some of those who have undertaken this task in
the past one can only deduce that the composition of a match report cannot
be exceptionally difficult.

The popular consensus before the weekend was that Knutsford would be one of
the stronger teams in the division this year and Didsbury headed for the
Cheshire countryside anticipating a tough contest.  Not to be disappointed
Didsbury started the game poorly and ensured that Knutsford had the better
of the early chances.

The game soon settled into a distinct pattern with both teams demonstrating
their own attacking styles.  Didsbury's fluid passing game concentrated on
the right flank with excellent work from the midfield union complemented by
Jordan's overlapping runs from right back.  Meantime Knutsford operated a
9-0-1 formation with all 9 defenders having been given strict instructions
to operate the 50-yard "shell it" ball at every opportunity.

It soon became evident that the match was not going to be a goal fest with
the two styles effectively cancelled each other out.  Knutsford's organised
defence restricted Didsbury to only a few first half chances whilst the
Knutsford breaks were easily disrupted by the Didsbury defenders.  The
majority of first half chances for both sides were the result of errors with
Didsbury often guilty of over-elaborating in defensive positions.

The deadlock was finally broken shortly before halftime when a well
constructed Didsbury attack earned a short corner.  Up stepped Dorian
'Dobbin' Jordan to float a drag flick down the middle of the goal.  The
Knutsford keeper reacted as though a wasp had become trapped in his helmet
with a series of ineffectual swots before the ball nestled in the back of
the net.  1-0 Didsbury!

Half time arrived and amongst many other comments perhaps keeper Hurst made
the most insightful observation - "Did you see how quickly the keeper went
down for Phil's shot?  If you get another opportunity, lift it and you'll
score easily" - Would our forwards take note?  Only the second half would
tell.....

The second half followed the same basic pattern as the first.  Didsbury
applying the pressure with Knutsford counter-attacking strongly.  Man of the
match Andy Beavers and Brandon 'outpaced by a snail' Fernandez were in fine
form at the back consistently frustrating the Knutsford forwards and
provoking a series of 'outbursts' that only served to demonstrate that
Knutsford were rattled.

Both sides had chances but several goalmouth scrambles in front of the
Knutsford keeper should have enabled Didsbury to increase their lead and
seal the three points. Creative use of the feet by the Knutsford defenders
could have presented Didsbury with two penalty flicks although Knutsford may
harbour legitimate doubts as to how one of their second half short corners
was stopped on the line.

Alas, with 10 minutes to go a Knutsford break finally bore fruition as the
Didsbury defence was outnumbered and the Knutsford centre forward was able
to slot home a cheeky reverse stick flick.  Asked about the goal after the
game, keeper Chris Hurst was heard to mutter, "we was mugged".  In the heat
of the moment Chris was evidently confused and got his vowels muddled up -
"megged" would seem to be a more accurate description as to how the
equaliser went in.

Still Didsbury could have stolen the points at the end as Alistair 'Shearer'
Thomas eluded his defender and got himself into a position for a shot at the
top of the 'D'.  So would he remember the half-time observations regarding
the keepers penchant for hitting the floor earlier or would he blast it low
and allow the keeper to pull off a game saving stop?  I refer the reader to
the final score for the answer.

Didsbury Northern IIs 9 Springfield IIs 0

It started out a miserable, rainy morning in manchester, but ended up
all sunshine and smiles for the home team.

Within 31 seconds didsbury were ahead without the opposition even
touching the ball, and when rocket slotted his second, and gold
converted a flick it was 10 minutes gone and 3-0. the hockey flowed
with excellent team play, incisive passing and solid defending. a third
for rocket, one for 'killer b' ben and a second for gold left it 6-0 at half
time.

To be fair, springfields did raise their game in the second half and
perhaps didsbury took their foot off the pedal a touch. the home team
weathered the 'storm', and the game ended 9-0 with further markers
from 'killer b' budd and gold (2), and, lest we forget, didsbury did not
have to defend a short corner or save a shot on goal. superlative!!

Cheetham & Heywood IVs 5 Didsbury Northern IIIs 0 

The 3^rd team played a morning game on the newly built showcase pitch at Bellvue, a one sided affair that was only kept to a respectful score line due to some impressive saves from Cheetham and Heywoods young keeper.  G. Parry ran rings around the hapless opposition, dominating the midfield conjuring chance after chance for the Didsbury forwards, who ensured the team retained their 100% record, if slightly embarrassed by the relative ease with which the goals came.

Didsbury Northern IVs 2 Urmston IIIs 0

The 4^th team started brightly pushing up well in attack, culminating in many 1^st half chances epitomised by MOM G. Metcalf's great run up the R. wing and superb cross to the back post that "late boy" Hill was just unable to convert.  The goal finally came when pressure lead to a pair of short corners, and although Flowers fired wide, competent injector Martin jumped on the opportunity and slotted it home.  Urmston responded with one tame attack, which was stopped on the edge of the circle by keeper and captain, Ing.  Didsbury soaked up the pressure as the visitors came out of the break strongly, but again the reds had no answer to Didsburys wide attacks and a second series of penalty corners resulted in a rehearsed stop, wide slap, and shot into the net by Jones.  Urmston rallied in the last 10 but it was a case of too little too late.

Mossley Hill IIIs 1 Didsbury Northern Vs 4 

The 5^th team took a full compliment of players down the M62 to play Mossley Hill, hoping to build on the impressive form, which saw them harshly share the points the week earlier.  I Craig displayed some decisive touches in the danger area, and although the team failed to find a constant rhythm it was this sort of evident class in front of goal that ensured the first 3 points for the newly created side.

Ladies Matches

DNHC 2s vs Bowdon 2's
Result: 4-4
Goal Scorers: Esther Herbert (2) Helen Capstick, Own goal
Player of the day: Sarah Rainey
Report: After a good first 15 minutes and leading 1-0 things started to go
wrong. The opposition equalised and Ruth and Natasha got injured. The second
half saw no change and still much confusion. At 3-1 down Esther took the
ball from Sarah Rainey's hit out and dribbled to the other end and around
the keeper to put us back in the game. Bowden then increased the lead to
4-2. A penalty corner allowed Helen Capstick to cut the lead again to 1
goal. An own goal then levelled the score in a very rough match.

DNHC 3s vs Oldham
Result: 4-0 Win
Goal Scorers: Polly Howland, Maggie Burke, Jo Booth, Amanda Mercer
Player of the Day: Gwen Thomson
Report: The 3s continued their fantastic start to the season with a
confident 4-0 win over Oldham. We dominated the game from the beginning,
again displaying excellent communication and showing some superb passing.
With our defence obviously being keen to be a part of the action our opening
goal came from Polly Howland. Making the most of every opportunity, two more
goals from Maggie Burke and Jo Booth meant that we were three-nil up by half
time! Oldham did try to pull back in the second half, however the
determination of Didsbury won through. Credit has to go to Susan for some
excellent keeping, despite an injured foot! A further goal from Amanda
Mercer gave us our winning score. A really enjoyable game - let's keep it
up!

DNHC Cheshire vs Oxton 2's
Result: 10-0 win
Goal Scorers: Sally Stevens (7), Kate Leckie, Paula Martin, Billie Hall
Player of the day: Marie Clare (Not a fix honest, I was voted by the other
team!)
Report: The Wanderers hit unstoppable form this weekend annihilating Oxton
by 10 goals to nil. Under the watchful eye of Rose (cheers Matey!), we
adopted a diamond shape formation as opposed to our usual 4-3-3, it worked a
treat. We were able to create loads of space allowing plenty of top quality
passing. We used the width of the pitch far more than usual which pulled
Oxton's defence to shreds. Everyone played really well, both individually
and as part of the team. Special mention has to go to Sally Stevens who
totted up a 7 goal tally, that's 9 goals in 2 games now!. Fantastic work
folks, let keep it up and bring home some silver ware!

19/20 Oct 2002
Mens Matches

Neston South Wirral Is 0 Didsbury Northern Is 1 

It was gray and drizzling as the Didsbury boys turned up at Neston, but it cleared up just before pushback and would stay fine for the rest of the game. Didsbury started well dominating the game with good ball movement round the back and in midfield leaving Neston chasing the ball like terriers. It always looked like Didsbury would score first and that proved correct. Good work rate by the midfield union and man of the match Stanger meant the forwards were getting the supply they needed. This pressure paid off as Thomas picked up the ball on the right drove into the D and earned a P flick as he was hacked by the Neston defense. Misselbrook stepped up for the flick and, cool as you like, powered the ball into the awaiting net leaving the keeper bewildered and statuesque, 1-0 Didsbury.

The second half saw Neston changed their game plan and for some reason Didsbury couldn't adjust and started to falter, the defence gave the ball away, the midfield started to lose the 50-50 balls leaving the forwards to make their runs in vain. The Neston pressure earned them several short corners, one of which struck a Didsbury foot on the way into the goal. The umpire missed it but loud appeals meant the other umpire intervened and a flick was awarded. The flick was poor, going center left, but it some how wrong footed Hursty, who stumbled and by some miracle got a body part in the way, great save..

The best of the half for Didsbury came from a quick break 4 on 2 but as soon as it was created it was squandered, the pass into the D cut out easily.

The game dragged, but Didsbury managed to hold on to the slender lead which earned them the 3 points that took them to the top of the table. However, with only 1 point separating them from Formby, who have a game in hand, Didsbury will have to improve on that performance if they want to keep their place at the top.

EHA Trophy 1st Round  - Lytham St Annes Is 1 Didsbury Northern Is 2

On Sunday a perhaps apprehensive first team travelled to Lytham St Annes for their debut in the English Hockey Trophy.  It was not clear whether this apprehension was due to a couple of stuttering league performances, the opposition being two leagues above Didsbury, the Met Office issuing gale warnings for the area or the repercussions of Scum potentially not being awarded Man of the Match.

Immediately after push back it became evident DNHC would have enough on their plate worrying about the opposition who started brightly and were confident of repeating their convincing league win against Chester the previous day.  However, after surviving this bright start Didsbury began to ease themselves into the game.  A more critical observer might suggest Didsbury have been guilty of easing themselves into a number of games this season.

A less critical observer might suggest scoring first was not a bad idea.  Particularly as Lytham's response was to take off their centre forward and replace him with a younger model.  Details are sketchy, but the author is advised Dave 'gotta-hit-it-harder' Harper finished a fine move by sweeping home from close range.

The situation became more positive when Didsbury scored again when 'I-am-a-good-player-when-I-don't-over-elaborate' Lovechild completed another good move.  Lytham's response to this was less accommodating and consisted of polite suggestions from within their own ranks that they might consider having their best team on the pitch.  No doubt the youngsters they had decided to blood were particularly grateful for this public vote of confidence!

Nevertheless, Lytham did respond well and were unlucky to have a shot cleared of the line by Mark 'you-can't-stop-me-talking-on-the-pitch' Keatley after Didsbury's central defence were slow to engage an incisive run by their number 3.  The first half closed with Didsbury deservedly leading 2-0.

The second half was even more eventful than the first.  Didsbury had a number of chances to finish the game off, but could not quite muster the decisive third goal.  Something the team may consider working on in future games, if only to spare a currently overworked defence. 

Indeed, the majority of chances fell to Lytham and were often the result of work by the opposition number 3 who was impressive throughout.  They were, however, unable to finish any of these off and became more frustrated levels when they had a goal disallowed and they failed to score from a number of short corners.  This was in part due to Brandon 'runs-down-barrel-but squeals-when-hit' Fernandez running down a drag flicked attempt and then deciding to award himself a break. 

Unfortunately, Lytham were soon to score via a short corner that one unbiased observer (the goalkeeper!) was later heard comment may not have ever been hitting the backboard as is required by the rules of hockey.  Fortunately, the umpires were later do demonstrate they were aware of this rule when disallowing another rising effort.  They would, however, have found it harder to disallow an equalising goal if the unmarked Lytham player guilty of failing to connect with a chance on the far post and enjoyed better fortune. 

This would, however, have ruined the story and prevented Andy 'maybe-just-this-once-I-won't-bottle-it-and instead-make-the opposition-centre-forward-look-stupid' Beavers from demonstrating a piece of skill his team mates were completely unaware he possessed.  Similarly, Dave Harper would not have had the opportunity to nearly gift a last minute equaliser and waste Didsbury's demonstration that they have learnt from some of the mistakes that led to last years cup exit.

Didsbury Northern IIs 2 Kendal Is 1

Didsburys 2^nd Team, riding high at the top of the table and again on home soil faced the unknown obstacle of Kendal. Seeking to continue their record of scoring early the first goal went in after 1min 29 Seconds, according to team Statto Paul Watson. A well worked ball from centre midfielder Ben Woodcock and a cross from the left found it's way to Steve Gold halfway inside the D, and he dispatched it into the bottom corner in typical style.

However the game wasn't as one sided as the week before, and Kendal came back strongly. Although there was some good defensive work from Captain Danny Curtis and the aforementioned Watson, only the (lack of) quality of the final ball as well as the reflexes of Clem Chan in goal denied the visitors the equaliser. The game flowed well, and although much of the play was between the 25's, Didsbury still had some good attacking moves down the right involving Phil Hughes and Rich Bye, and a few surging runs from Paul Booth on the left.

1-0 at half time, Didsbury looked to extend their lead. A couple of golden chances from Gold and debutant Dan Hopkins went begging as both shot wide. And Didsbury paid for it with 15 minutes to go when a fast Kendal break outnumbered the defence and the left winger slotted past the onrushing Chan.

This woke the Didsbury players up and they went looking for the three points. After numerous chances and short corners were squandered the winner came four minutes from time. A short corner strike from Gold was only half saved, and the pacy Rocket was the first to pounce and put the ball over the line.

2-1 it finished and Didsbury have a lot to think about before the mammoth trek to Carlisle next week. Either an improvement in discipline and concentration is needed, or else we have to hope this rugged (some might say lucky) performance can be repeated next time decent opposition are encountered

Bowdon Vs 3 Didsbury Northern IIIs 1 

Regrettably the men suffered their first league defeat over the weekend, the 3^rd team losing away at Bowden.  Disappointingly it wasn't that the team were outplayed by better opposition but were undone by shear petulance that saw Didsbury down to ten men half way through the first half.  It was always going to be a self-defeating exercise from then on in, as the team struggled to find cohesion on the unusual water based playing surface, although they did manage take the lead through an I. Craig strike just after half time.  As tiredness kicked in, Bowden used their man advantage and ran in 3 soft goals late in the game to complete the visitor's misery.

Didsbury Northern IVs 1 Brooklands Manchester Uni Vs 1

The 4^th team started brightly with a trademark run down the right by G. Metcalf topped off with a great cross and near miss by M. Flowers.  Didsbury kept up the pressure until P. Hardy suffered a very serious attack of leg cramp that nearly necessitated paramedic attention.  Unfortunately, just afterwards, a short corner by Brooklands pinballed around the D and Didsburys clearance pinged up in the air.  Brooklands attacker played a self defence shot and the ball was sent high into the net, nil - one at the whistle.

Didsbury did not drop their heads in the second half, with sustained attack on the Brooklands goal, denied only by exceptional work from the keeper.  Didsburys efforts to equalise looked in vain until the final minute when a nother pinball game in the D resulted in A. Jones ramming the ball into the bottom left of Brooklands goal, much to the dismay of the mainly wingey student contingent of the opposition.  30 seconds later the final whistle was blown

Brooklands Manchester Uni VIs 2 Didsbury Northern Vs 2

The 5^th team faced a formidable challenge away at Brooklands-Man Uni without their injured goalkeeper, but stand in novice, Alan Stewart gave a sterling performance to give the team a foundation to build upon.  The points were eventually shared in an eventful top of the table clash, as Didsbury battled to maintain their unbeaten record in their inaugural season in the league.

Ladies Matches

Divisional Cup 1st Round - DNHC 1s vs Bowdon 1's
Result: 0-3
Goal Scorers:
Player of the day: Kathryn Moore, Kate Roberts, Maggie Burke
Report: what a cracking match!  We played with a new formation and it didn't
show that we had had three weeks without a match.  The team defended and
attacked as a unit and were very strong.  We   frustrated the opposition as
they couldn't break our lines.  Unfortunately their first goal came from a
PC that was a result of Sarah Rainey being injured.  In the second half we
tired out a bit and gave them more space, but still minimised their chances.
A tough match in which we raised our game to div one standard and hit
hard to the team that will likely get promoted this season.

DNHC 1s vs Oldham 1s
Result: 1-1
Goal Scorers: Rachael Spraggs
Player of the day: Susan McMorrow, Sarah Rainey
Report:  General tiredness from playing a tough game the day before came
through as our legs just couldn't run any faster!  We did some great passing
and Susan had a cracking game in goal to keep us in the lead after a
textbook PC from Spraggy and Maggie.  We deserved the win, but unfortunately
they equalised 5 minutes from the end.

DNHC 3s vs Salford Uni
Result: 3-0 Win
Goal Scorers: Polly Howland, Cecily Mills (2)
Player of the Day: Polly Howland
Report: The 3s rolled home with another victory this week, claiming a 3-0
win over Salford Uni, although it was by no means an easy win. It took us a
little while to settle into the game this week and the fluidity of our
passing and great team play wasn't really happening at first. The first half
of the game saw some great opportunities for Didsbury, but unfortunately we
just weren't able to make the most of them. With the score nil-nil at half
time, we took some time to evaluate our game and the second half saw a
revived, more determined Didsbury team. Special thanks go to Ruth who had a
superb game in goal and saved our skin on more than one occasion! Excellent
work in a goalie kit that was clearly two sizes too big for her! Despite a
far better second half, it still seemed as if we weren't going to get the
result this week but then everything changed in the last five minutes of the
game. The first goal was scored by Cecily Mills, thanks to her spot-on
positioning in the D, to push a rebound straight into the goal. The goal was
repeated almost pass-for-pass just seconds later! The final goal, literally
minutes before full-time came from centre back, Polly Howland, making the
most of her unmarked position, and earning her the Player of the Day
accolade. Despite our shaky start, we again played really well as a team. A
brilliant result!

26/27 Oct 2002
Mens Matches

Didsbury Northern Is 5 Prescot Is 0

Didsbury arrived looking to extend their lead at the top of the table and to continue their unbeaten home record for the season. Spirits were high following the successful start to the EHA Trophy campaign the previous Sunday and all were in a confident mood.

Didsbury started well, heaping on the pressure, which paid off inside the first 10 minutes as Taylor drew the keeper and slotted it home into the bottom right-hand corner. At no point did Prescot look threatening as all attacks were competently cut out by the defence. Didsbury's constant pressure resulted in a goal for Roberts making the score 2-0.

It was more of the same in the second half with the 'midfield union' dominating the centre of the park giving Prescot nowhere to run. After 15 minutes, a strong attacking move lead to a Didsbury P flick. Scum stepped up and planted his trade mark flick into the back of the Prescot goal, the keeper somewhat caught off guard by Scum's striking resemblance to an orange umpa-lumpa. The defensive alliance gave Prescot little chance of scoring but a couple of lucky breaks were competently stopped by Hursty.

Awesome skills and quick ball movement presented Didsbury with numerous scoring opportunities including; a beautifully executed short corner with Harper crossing to Roberts who steered the ball wide; a heinous example of how not to play a 3 on 1 as Scum and Roberts linked up well but then 'Eyes Shut' Gutteridge missed an open goal from a yard out; and Dobbin the loose cannon shooting well wide of the goal, straight at Merediths face where only quick reactions and a bruised arm saved him. Shearer killed off the game deep into the second half with a scrappy goal, nutmegging the keeper. Prescot then forgot any manners they once had, as Scum, then Fernandez were on the receiving end of some great rugby tackles from their prop forward finally resulting in a green card, although in my humble opinion IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YELLOW.

The last quarter saw Shearer on the left put a ball through to Stanger who used his legendary pace to reach the ball before the defender. The run continued into the D where the ball was skilfully slipped reverse stick, beating the keeper and leaving Shearer with a empty goal that he just couldn't miss. Only 5 minutes later Shearer squandered the chance of a hat-trick, missing from five yards out as he fluffed a flick over the floundering keeper, oblivious to Dobbin who was screaming like a bitch for the ball. 5-0 to Didsbury and a successful afternoons work resulting in Didsbury climbing to the top of the NorthWest

Carlisle Is 0 Didsbury Northern IIs 6

Fresh from a tough home fixture against Kendals the previous week, the 2s found themselves travelling to an almost foreign country in a game against Carlisle. The team was aware of the opposition's impressive home record and was expecting a tough battle on the pitch. The match started under the usual pattern with Didsbury dominating and setting the tone of the game. Some impressive display by the defence and midfield, which saw the addition of Perry, meant that Carlisle was unable to play to their strength. The attack pressured their defence well and we witnessed several school boy mistake made. The first goal came when Budd stroked a penalty corner sweetly past the Carlisle goalkeeper. This much anticipated first goal opened the flood gate and some champagne hockey in the first half gave Didsbury a comfortable 4-0 margin at the break with goals from Bye, Hopkins and Bardsley. Half time team talk was particularly difficult for Captain Curtis as he could not pick out any flaws in our first half display. He therefore went for the 'its ok guys, I don't mind winning this game 4-3 as long as we play together as a unit,' this left the defence very confused as they are not used to the idea of conceding goals.

The second half started with Carlisle coming to us early and hard as expected. The away side maintained their discipline and composure and soaked up the pressure real well. Man of the Match keeper was called into action for the first time in the game but reacted well and made a string of saves to keep the opposition at bay. After a short period of defending and soaking up the pressure, Didsbury regrouped and the slaughtering began. Immaculate team work and team spirit saw the team cruised through the Carlisle defence with Bardsley completing his hat trick in what could only be described as goal of the season style. Left back Richardson made an accurate 25 yard pass to Hopkins who turned swiftly and slipped another superb ball through to Bye on the edge of the D. Bye's wickedness saw him waved his magic wand and made the perfect one touch square pass to Bardsley who calmly slotted it into where it belongs.

Didsbury Northern IIIs 1 Bolton IIIs 1

After losing 3 points in the previous week, the thirds needed
a full complement of points from this weeks game to keep title aspirations
alive. Despite outnumbering Bolton in midfield, Didsbury 3rd's found
themselves on the receiving end of a dose of midfield domination which was
hemmed shortly after the captain took to the field, in the centre. Despite
all three first half opportunities falling to Didsbury, the score line
remained goal-less thanks to the brilliant reflexes of Bolton's young goal
keeper.

Didsbury started the second half with more purpose, mobilising its
midfield's ability, resulting in a salvo of shots on goal, but to no avail.
Bolton stunned Didsbury 6 minutes from time with a goal on the break that
finally crossed the line after 3 fine saves from Davenport (and horses stick
being obstructed by a Bolton foot). With time running out Didsbury secured
their 6th penalty corner with only 2 minutes left. Bolton's keeper blocked
the first three shots, but Booth's well hit dipping volley from the edge of
the circle screamed into goal just under back-board height. There was no
time to try for another goal as the restart allowed only seconds of play,
much to the disappointment of the energised Didsbury.

The thirds are now 5 points adrift of top spot, and realise that another
gear is required in order to bridge the gap.

Liverpool Sefton IIIs 0 Didsbury Northern IVs 2

Strong start from Sefton that pressured Didsbury defence for 20 mins, including a run of 7 short corners. But our marking, speed and tenacity countered the sharpness of
their attacks. Didsbury were a bit tentative in the first half and came close to
going one down but for a great save on the edge of the area by the keeper in a 2
on 1 situation. Half time 0-0
Team talk raised Didsbury's game and Gavin Metcalfe made a series of jinxing,
darting runs down the right wing that eventually paid dividends when one of his
crosses was deftly deflected past the near post by virgin scorer Mike Flowers.
Didsbury built on this with continuing solid defense marshalled by Dave Steen
and the midfield, particularly Adam Jones, always threatened . Didsbury's
creativity and selfless running opened up a central channel for Simon Jones to
feed a firm ball through to Charlie McGhee and into back of the net

Ladies Matches

DNHC 1s vs Saddleworth 1s
Result: 0-0
Goal Scorers:
Player of the day: Jenny Eadie
Report:  While everyone else was protecting themselves from the storms on
Sunday the ladies firsts braved the elements and put on a mighty fine
performance.  It was a great game, well controlled with lots of passing and
movement, but unfortunately the winning goal escaped us.  We spread the ball
well, played into the space and attacked and defended as unit- everything we
had developed from last season.  The defence covered well and supported the
attack effectively with Catherine Earl cutting out the play from the centre.

Jenny and Louise ran rings round the opposition and rattled them as they
couldn't get the ball.  They both made great runs, created a lot of play and
confused the opposition. Vicki and Kate Thomas were very solid in the centre and controlled the match effectively with some excellent ball distribution, particularly to our wing halfs who played the space well.  Fiona Reynolds put a lot of pressure on
their attack and they were left with no options.

Susan, as always, was a star and saved us with fine goalkeeping but
unfortunately nearly passed out after the game due to the pressure (well
pain in her foot!).

DNHC 2s vs Glossop 1
Result: 3-0
Goal Scorers: Esther Herbert (3)
Player of the day: Kate Mitchell
Report: A very good result against a team well positioned in the division.
After much defensive play and a saved penalty Didsbury turned the game
around. A pass from Rose in defence put Esther into some clear space and
after dummying demonstrated how a striker should remain calm under pressure
and struck the ball straight past the keeper. A great run up the right wing
by Nuala again gave Esther a chance to slot home number 2.   We dominated
the second half with a strong passing game and all it took then was some
great team work and a dodge around the keeper for Esther to get a hat trick.
A fantastic team performance.

Ladies third team/Ladies Cheshire team/Ladies Stockport team:
HOCKEY FEST:
Green and white socks dominated the pitch causing confusion to the
chronologically challenged. So much for bending and getting low when
everyone on the pitch has the same socks on!
At another level it was an intra-club friendly between the Red Army (All
million of them) and the 3 G's (Great Golden Girls). As you see the odds
were stacked against the yellows from the outset. The game started with a
novel Red Army pushback causing confusion in the 3G's defence. It led to a
hole the size of the Great Wall of China in the 3G's defence( yes visible
from the moon!) Three goals followed in quick succession from Jane Pollit
and Amanda M.
Half-time brought the a tube of No more Gaps from B&Q and the Yellow Peril
was born.
But the Red defence remained strong (Esp Anna J. and Lynsey) The only way
through was alcohol ....Sherry stormed through and scored. We thought it was
going to be a cocktail of goals (groan).
In the second half two high ranking red spies (Suzanne and Jane P) were
deactivated deep in Yellow Peril territory and the massacre was over.
All in all the Yellow Peril were more Persil than peril and it was a bit of
a white wash.
BUT FUN.......
Fortunately back to the reality next week!

02/03 Nov 2002
Mens Matches

Didsbury Northern IIs 5 Lytham St Annes IIs 0

In quite frankly miserable conditions Didsbury Northern 2^nd's put in another solid performance, building on an impressive 6-0 win at Carlisle in the previous week.

Generally, there was a solid performance throughout the team with great communication and movement from all parties involved.  Chan, the previous week's man of the match proved invaluable as the team's goalkeeper with a whole 4 or maybe even 5 touches of the ball during the match.  Testament to the solid nature of his defence and the selfless work-like ethic put in by the 2^nd's midfield at Manchester high for girls.

Goal scoring was duly taken care of by Gold upfront with two, Mike Budd in Midfield, again with 2 goals and Rocket with the one of the 5 goals scored.  Questions however have to be asked over the misfortunate subject of 'Jug Avoidance' by Gold after missing a second half flick.  And the possibility of a hat trick.  We await the jury's decision on that one.

Let's hope we can build on yet another solid performance from all parties and continue in this rich vein of form away to Blackburn.

Lytham St Annes IIIs 1 Didsbury Northern IIIs 4

The 3^rd team had the unenviable away trip to Lytham, but started the brighter of the 2 sides in particularly tricky conditions with the wind and rain beating down, and the night drawing in, although against the run of play it was the home side who took the lead with there 1^st venture into the danger area.  I. Craig soon pulled it back with a well taken goal and the game could have panned out significantly different had he been able to double his tally a few moments later, when clean through on goal.  It wasn't to be though, and just before half time Lytham reinstated their lead, converting a flick after the ball flew into Horse on the line.  Fortunately Lytham were able to field two 1^st XI players who were returning from injury and the 2^nd half saw them run the show and pile on more misery on the only defeated men's side.

Didsbury Northern IVs 3 Lytham St Annes IVs 1

It was a dark and stormy night and the match was nearly called off due to the swimming pool on the far side, but it was decided to go ahead to the pleasure of both teams.  After early Didsbury pressure, A Jones made a great run, beating 3 players and setting M Flowers up with an open goal. A lot of niggles for the next 20 mins, with good stops from the Lytham keeper. But the sustained attack brought a 2nd goal after 25 mins, a rehearsed short corner routine allowed C McGhee to make it 2-0 and he was instrumental in the third, selflessly passing it off to T Hewitt 1.  Second half was not as commanding for Didsbury and the rain was the only winner.  Two events marked a poor final 30 mins: firstly A Jones ended one of his great central runs flying through the air and landing on his shoulder/head after a cynical (great!) sliding tackle by the keeper. And late in the game Lytham were awarded a dubious goal that left the pitch and bounced off the wheel. 3-1 final score and great team night out.

Timperley Vs 1 Didsbury Northern Vs 1

The 5^th team also suffered with the conditions as they tried to play the ball around on a flooded Timperley pitch, but after piling on the pressure in the first half succumbed to a sucker punch as the homes side's route 1 tactic paid of and a break put them ahead.  Just fully the team pulled it back in the second half and did everything but find the winning goal, but frustratingly Timperley managed to hold on till the final whistle.

Ladies Matches

DNHC 1s vs Bury
Result: 3-0
Goal Scorers:  Kate Thomas, Kathryn Moore, Jenny Eadie
Player of the day: team
Report:  We settled quickly into our first division form by playing the ball
into space and keeping it fluid to avoid what is usually a crunch match.we
got the win that we had deserved for the last 3 weeks and it was lovely
hockey to watch. Vicki B and Kate Thomas linked very well in the centre and
controlled the match with some excellent passing and distribution for our
backs and wings to build a strong attack.  They couldn't break through our
defence which was well controlled by Catherine Earl.

DNHC 1s vs Manto
Result: 2-2
Goal Scorers:  Kate Thomas, Jenny Eadie
Player of the day: defence
Report: The firsts maintained their fine form from the day before and
quickly went 2-0 up.  We played well and solidly, but got worn down by the
very physical nature of the opposition.  There was some good back passing
and switching and also excellent runs on attack.  We defended and attacked
as a team and it was brilliant to see we maintained our style of hockey.  So
overall an excellent weekend for the firsts, playing hard to get 5 out 6
points for the weekend.

DNHC 2s vs Fearns
Result: 3-2 win
Goal Scorers: Sally Sevens, Esther Herbert, Vicky McKinnon
Player of the day: Laura Cordwell
Report: After completely dominating the first 20mins Fearns had a lucky
break down the right wing and after a super save, managed to get the rebound
into the goal. Shortly later after a very unlucky miss and a great save,
Vicky managed to slip the ball past the keeper. Dominating play continued in
the second half and eventually our persistent attacking play was rewarded
with a goal from Sally and then another awesome solo effort from Esther gave
us the lead we deserved. However complacency set in and we allowed Fearns to
score again. Another good performance especially from Natasha and her
helpful snores from the side line!!!!!

DNHC 3s vs Oldham
Result: 1-1
Goal Scorers: Julia Roundthwaite
Player of the day: Yvonne Guice
Report: A good result, despite the fact that Oldham decided to significantly
up the ante this week, by sneaking loads of first team players into their
squad! Nevertheless we played really well as a team, passing well and making
good use of open space. We had a few goal scoring opportunities in the first
half, but just couldn't quite get them in. Kate Mitchell had a superb game
in goal, making a fantastic save just before half time, keeping the score
nil-nil. Oldham scorerd fairly quickly in the second half, but some great
teamwork between Yvonne, Jo Leach and Julia, enabled Julia to score the
equalising goal for Didbury shortly afterwards. Player of the Day this week
went to Yvonne Guice - is there any area of the pitch that she can't cover?.
Keep up the good work guys!

DNHC Cheshire vs Wilmslow
Result: 7-3 win
Goal Scorers: Sally (2) Jane P (3) Kate Leckie, Billie Hall
Player of the day: Emma Waterhouse
Report: Wanderers wallop Wilmslow in goal extravaganza!
The game started unconvincingly with the lack of structure in the Wilmslow
team having a detrimental effect on our new diamond formation. There was
some confusion within the defence which allowed Wilmslow to break free and
score.
The teams ability to hit the target was confirmed again. Jane Pollit
achieving a quiet hat trick. Emma provided consistent control of centre.
Paula, coached by Squeeber, demonstrated terrier like determination and was
a star Wing Back. Only one of the Wilmslow goals was justified so we've
sacked the goalie and we will never allow her to play in goal again

DNHC Stockport vs Heaton ladies
Result: 0-8 loss
Goal Scorers:
Player of the day: Sherry Battye, Antonia Dover
Report: sounding cliched the result didn't reflect the match and
unfortunately Antonia faced nearly non stop target practise and saved
considerably more than went into the goal!  The team gelled well in the
second half and there was some excellent passing, particularly from Sherry
in midfield. An excellent team game to watch that was promising.until the
rematch!

09/10 Nov 2002
Mens Matches

Didsbury Northern Is 4 Glaxo Is 0

With Glaxo's propensity for conceding goals and Didsbury's for scoring them it was likely to be a one sided game but the green and whites did not allow this to introduce complacency.  It was well they didn't as Glaxo displayed some nice hockey the likes of which have seen them reside at this level for some time. 

After a week off, Didsbury looking fresh and lively started brightly retaining possession well and working some good moves.  It was one of these that led to the opening goal early in the game.  The ball worked across field to the right saw Jordan feed a diagonal ball for Stanger to run onto top Dee.  Slightly overhit, the last defender collected only to be savagely robbed by a motivated Stanger.  The flying Yorkshire Terrier slowed, composed himself and slotted home superbly passed the onrushing keeper.

The second followed before half time as another good move, this time down the left was threaded to John Bardsley on the far post making his 1^st XI league debut, who hit first time past the despairing dive of the keeper.  Didsbury failed to control the game despite the positive scoreline and surrendered possession very easily.  The subsequent Glaxo pressure led to numerous penalty corners that the defiant 'Black Destroyer' Chris Hurst in goal made short work of repelling.

The second half was much of the same with Glaxo stringing some good moves together but failing to find the cutting edge required to open up the divisions stingiest defence.  Didsbury were quick and incisive with their breaks and often made chances though few clear cut.  As the teams exchanged attacks early in the half, a moment of shame from the home side could have changed the course of the game. 

Club captain Paul Misselbrook in a moment of reckless abandon removed ball, stick, man and all from the rushing Glaxo forward as he mistimed a challenge from a poor tackling position.  The yellow card was immediately brandished and Misselbrook with no resipiscence left the field, head shaking and mouth curled in a grinning  rictus of barely concealed contempt.  He had, it must be said a shred of reason to feel hard done to having been on the receiving end of several poor challenges with not so much as a talking to for the offenders but no one however would dispute the award of a yellow card for his transgression, especially following his green earlier in the half for a similar offence.

Glaxo up a man, mounted a serious assault on the Green back line but the sturdy Didsbury defence held fast, helped out on occasion by the excellent Hurst who's save one on one was top notch.  Glaxo may have felt unfairly done as they worked a nice short corner to put the ball in the net.  Unfortunately as the close range slap had gone over board height the goal was (correctly) ruled out.  One Glaxo player was heard to actually attempt to justify the effort as a flick and therefore acceptable though whether this was in jest was not at the time clear!

As the numbers were equalled again Didsbury regained the advantage and grabbed the goal that put the game beyond the reach of the plucky Glaxo.  Again good work down the left found centre forward Thomas in the Dee and his pass, delayed to perfection eviscerated keeper and backs to allow Meredith a tap in at the far post.  Or rather it should have been a tap in had anyone else but Jigsaw Meredith been on the end of it.  After many well documented close range failures, in an effort to ensure the goal, Meredith performed what he described as a graceful diving deflection.  In reality this resembled more the felling of a tree and the distant cries of 'Timber!!' reverberated around the ground as he flopped gracelessly to the floor getting stick, body and everything else behind the ball to steer it home.  Surprisingly the ball did roll in but the cheering was somewhat stifled as team mates and supporters alike stifled laughter.  Phil Taylor, sidelined through a hamstring injury was heard to mutter 'Real men leave dents' but as the only ten tonne player in the squad capable of such a feat was him, this was dismissed as ridiculous.

Finally Didsbury killed the game with a superbly worked short corner, zipped around the Dee leaving the defenders statuesque as Jordan fed Thomas to touch in at the far post.  Even with the game settled the two sides continued to battle but no further additions could be made to the scoreline.  Didsbury can consider it another good victory in a game they never really controlled but still managed to dominate.

Blackburn IIs 0 Didsbury Northern IIs 3

The top v bottom clash may not have provided the result most would have expected. on a difficult 'someone's been cutting lumps out of the astro to fund their greengrocers shop' pitch didsbury worked hard for 70 minutes to ensure their 6th win of the season and thier 5th clean sheet of the season.

A well-packed blackburn defence did its best to halt the didsbury onslaught and held out valiantly until a sweeping move from the midfield was finished off on the goal line by rob. a 1-0 half time scoreline did not reflect the constant pressure from the away team, but steady build-up play and excellent ball movement ensured another couple of goals (another for rob and one for steve) to seal a hard-fought victory. every credit to blackburn for not quitting. didsbury's defence was put on alert on a number of occasions, but dealt with any attack easily. this was proved by mom chan not actually touching the ball for the full 70 minutes (£6 and jug well spent/bought).