Club Match Reports - Season 2002/03

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07/08 Sep 2002
Mens Matches

Prescot Is 0 Didsbury Northern Is 1

It was a mix of old and new that paraded in the first game of the season for Didsbury Northern 1st XI on their first outing , away at a scruffy Prescot pitch.  Phil Hughes, newly arrived after spells with Rossendale and UMIST and the returning Dave Harper, back after a two year exile, whoring his services to Bowdon, made up the new.  Players such as the bandy legged Hurst, the portly Jordan, the blind, withered shouldered cripple Fernandez and black skirting boards Meredith made up the old along with the rest of the characters from last years titanic campaign.

Both sides were under strength for this pre season encounter but both showed enough to produce a flowing, if mistake riddled game.  Didsbury looked the more composed with a passing game that pulled Prescot from side to side but for all the slick movements the final ball was just lacking, that bit of seasonal sharpness still weeks away.  Prescot for their part were dangerous on the break, playing a more direct but ultimately less tactically aware game though on this showing perhaps a more effective game, as they produced several chances that really should have been finished.

It was going to be a bit of fortune that produced a goal as the scrappy nature of the final ball made the chances of a quality finish somewhat minimal.  It was little surprise then that a piece of poor goalkeeping was to blame.  The keeper allowed the hard hit but poorly directed short corner strike from Dave Harper to creep beneath his body to give Didsbury the game with the only goal of the match mid way through the first half.

Prescot to their credit refused to defend despite the mounting control of the game by Didsbury in the second half, throwing men and balls forward in the hope of an equaliser.  Hurst in goal was equal to their best efforts though he should have been left no chance as Prescot were allowed at least three unopposed shots from top D.  He even managed to keep his legs together as they attempted to exploit the well known Hurst, nutmeg weakness.

Last years player of the season Paul Misselbrook all but ran the play for Didsbury putting in a solid performance and Kwan after returning to his basics also played well.  New boy Hughes put in a solid performance, all the better since having never played with any of his team mates before.  Chances inevitably came and on top of Stanger's two misses including a shocking open goal miss of which more must be said, Kwan made, then squandered two good chances and Jordan missed one despite being given five minutes to place it.

Stanger's miss was fantastic in that not only did he miss the open goal, but missed also the ball in its entirety and his feet as he fell on his arse and watched Harpers perfect keeper beating pass roll off the back line.  Stangers response in his muted Yorkshire tones was unintelligible but it has been subsequently translated to be, 'Aaahm not a furweerd anyweay and what wi' me new stick....'.  It was surmised in other quarters that having opened his wallet for the first time in years to pay for a new stick he had refused to let go of it (the wallet) again due to money removal shock and the weight of it in his back pocket (what with the extra weight of chains and lock) had off balanced him.  Others just put it down to the fat arse he has acquired after a summer of excesses.

In conclusion, a fairly good tempered enjoyable affair that lacked real quality and a few goals to give it a bit of spice but made for a reasonable first game on which to build.

Ladies Matches

DNHC 1s vs Sale
Result: 6-2
Goal scorers: Viv Cragg (3), Jenny E, Vicki B, Kate R
Player of the Day: Kate Roberts
Report:  A great game to start the season!  We linked well together and
played a good passing game, the first goal was scored by Viv after 20
seconds and was passed around 8 of the team- nearly text book hockey!  The
second half was better than the first as we released the ball quickly and
got used to linking up.  Kate R scored a lovely goal by looping the ball
round the keeper from a penalty corner.  Viv scored a hattrick despite her
hungover state!  So bring on the season...


DNHC 2s vs Moss Park 2's
Result: 0-1
Goal Scorers:
Player of the Day: 
Report: We started off really well and were clearly the better team.
Unfortunately we let in a silly goal just before half time.  For the second
half we were keeperless and didn't maintain the team play from the first
half.  However we managed to raise the game towards the end of the second
half working well as a team and creating some good chances that sadly were
not converted.

14/15 Sep 2002
Mens Matches

Bowdon IIs 6 Didsbury Northern Is 1

As friendlies go the result couldn't have been any friendlier... for
Bowdon! Didsbury 1st team were totally outclassed by a team in a higher division, as their stand in defence and new midfield line-up couldn't stop a
rampant Bowdon from scoring four goals in a five minute period. Despite
eventually losing 6-1, Didsbury can take away some positives from the game.
Chris Hurst was back to his impressive form of last season saving well on
several occasions. Furthermore, individually, the Didsbury players showed
the sort of skills which led them to the league and cup double last season.
Even at one-nil down, with the defence looking solid, Didsbury
occasionally looked like breaking down the Bowdon defence, with Thomas,
Gutteridge and Roberts looking sharp. However, it was Bowdon who managed to
keep possession and increase the pressure on the Didsbury defence. As the
Didsbury players tired, and key players limped off, mistakes proved costly.
At 5-0 Didsbury still never gave up and eventually a quality move involving
a switch of play from left to right enabled Gutteridge to beat a player and
the keeper for Kwan to finish with composure. The fight-back was short-lived
though as Bowdon nailed their superiority on the game by scoring a penalty
flick late on. Ruud van Nistelrooy was the sponsor of Bowdon's cricket match
at the club house. Didsbury left before he arrived to ensure that he was the
only loser left. Bowdon are a strong sports club but Didsbury showed signs
that they are heading in that direction.

Ladies Matches

DNHC 1s vs Deeside Ramblers
Result: 0-6 
Goal scorers:
Player of the Day: Sarah Rainey
Report:  The opposition was from 2 divisions above and they deserved the
win, but the score was unimportant to the actual game as we played well and
built on our good team play.  The weather was so fantastic that is seemed a
pity to waste it by playing hockey, but there was a lot of good passing and
communication, particularly in defence and we covered well.  Some brilliant
on the line saves from Sarah Rainey and lots of goal saves from Susan. 
Unfortunately 3 of the defenders pulled leg muscles so there was a bit of
playing out position that confused all (sorry!).  They were very skilful and
most of their goals were one on one's with the keeper although Susan kept a
lot out of the goal!  Personally, a very good match for the start of the
season that will set us up well for the rest of the season.

DNHC 2s vs Littleborough
Result: 0-6 loss
Goal scorers:
Player of the day: Kate Foster
Report: Playing our first league match in a higher division in the blazing
heat after a hockey night out was never going to be the setting for a top
class performance. Add to this the inclusion of six players that did not
play in this team last year and you can imagine the result. However there
was some great team work and good individual skills and the scoreline
definitely did not truly reflect the game. There is much room for
improvement but hard work at training and minds on the game and not the
night before (or possible nights in the future...Ruth!!!) will see some
great results.

DNHC 3s vs Littleborough
Result: 1-3 loss
Goal scorers: Dawn Kaveney
Player of the day: Vicki McKinnon
Report:  A tough match against a fit and fast Littleborough team. The result
was perhaps not surprising, given that it was the first time that the team
had played together and I think we all felt rusty after the summer break,
but there was some good passing and we went close on a couple of occasions.
Unfortunately the opposition linked together well and managed to get players
in space once too often, and it was only a late strike from Vicky McK's
storming cross which gave us the consolation goal (but revenge will be ours
next Sun!).

DNHC Cheshire vs Oldham
Result: 2-1 win
Goal scorers: Anne Marie Groarke, Billie Hall
Player of the day: Donna Alexander
Report: Start as you mean to go on I say!, a good first result for the
Wanderers. The team was made up of a real mixture of players, several who
are new to us this season, most of us were therefore unfamiliar with each
other's games. Despite this there was loads of excellent passing and some
great team work going on. Good positioning in the D allowed Anne-Marie to
open the scoring, with Billie scoring the winner in the dying seconds of the
game. We definitely could have made better use of the wings as play was
largely concentrated down the centre of the pitch, however we were still
able to stay on the attack for virtually the whole game. As has so often
been our trait in the past, we lacked the finishing touch which would could
have potentially sent the score line soaring. With a few more training
sessions I'm sure we will be putting the goals away in an Australia v
Malaysia fashion!.

21/22 Sep 2002
Mens Matches

Didsbury Northern Is 5 Warrington Is 2

Fresh from defeat away to Bowdon last week, Didsbury faced potentially even stiffer opposition in a friendly at home to Warrington, who play their league hockey in the Northern Premier division, three above the newly promoted Didsbury.  Facing an apparent skills gap the task was made slightly easier for the underdogs, when Warrington decided to field only ten players, although after a strong start from Didsbury, the home side were left in no doubt of the challenge ahead when indecisiveness allowed Warrington's striker to blast home a free shot from the top of the circle.  To his credit goalkeeper Chris Hurst, who completed his transformation to the dark destroyer with a set of new black gloves, got the faintest of touches on the first goal and was called into action again ten minutes later when he gloved a soft drag flick towards the back-line only for it to be turned in for Warrington's second.  A two nil score line flattered the visitors who could do little to stem the unrelenting tide of attacks as Didsbury controlled the majority of the first half with flowing moves culminating in plenty of opportunities, lacking only the goal scoring prowess so evident at the opposite end.  Didsbury's sustained pressure did however lead to a short corner shortly before halftime, which was slotted home by a confident Paul Meredith. 

Two one at half time allowed Didsbury to come out attacking the second half in search of the equaliser, which quickly materialised when Shearer's shot come cross after beating two players allowed Mark Roberts to turn in from a few yards out.  Mark Keatley playing his first game for the team put in a sturdy performance to complete the back four who provided the solid foundation from which Didsbury launched their second half attacks.  The winning goal came midway through the second half when Scum broke down an attack deep in his own territory and instigated a sweeping move that culminated in Shearer orbiting the circle and letting loose a fierce shot that was deflected past the stranded goal keeper by Scum's deftest of touches.  It was this exact Trojan like effort by the centre midfielder which saw him voted man of the match by his peers, and perhaps an indication of things to come with regular attendance to Monday nights fitness training?!  As the game wore on and Warrington were forced to chase shadows Mark Roberts was able to complete his first senior hat trick to give Didsbury a comfortable and well deserved win over a very high class of opposition.  The only bad break (!) for Didsbury came when late on in the game influential right back Dobbin took a ball in the face leaving him with a Quasimodo like swelling on the side of his face.  With the league season scheduled to begin in a fortnight, Didsbury can take great encouragement from a display that ebbed class and commitment, a strong testament to the entire squad and a clear indication that the team can continued where it ended last season, in winning ways.

Chester IVs 0 Didsbury Northern IVs 2

Keepers agreed on a Zulu Start which was won easily by J. Ing - it then took him
ages to get back to his goal. Strong start by Didsbury, but Adam Jones ran
straight past an open goal with a stranded keeper in first 5 mins. Good wide
passing  game got it around Chester, but then our confidence got up and we
started to dribble and bunch up and they dicked on us. 5 successive short
corners were defended well with final one deflected off the post. First goal
from a well worked long corner, T. Jones to C. McGhee who laid it off
beautifully for M. Flowers into the back of the net. Second half started strong
agin, but again Didsbury tried to be too clever and we gave away easy possession
causing  much more pressure on our defense - couple of great saves by Didsbury
keeper, including a running, diving save off his throat guard. A. Jones then
made a great run down the centre fed to M. Flowers who finished it off through the keepers legs. 2-0, good result.

Ladies Matches

DNHC 1s vs Bowdon 1s
Result: 1-7 
Goal scorers: Kate Thomas
Player of the Day: Kate Thomas, Helen Sharples
Report: We faced what has to be the toughest opposition on the bouncy
waterturf for our first league match in division one and rose to the
challenge.  We played hard and consistent without letting our heads go down
even though the goal count went up.  Susan had a great first half, but due
to injury was substituted by Rachael Spraggs for the 2nd half and Spraggy
worked hard and made some fantastic saves.  Helen Sharples created some
fantastic attack by finding the space and making the most of it.  Bowdon
were pretty impressive and very quick which left our defence a bit confused
at times and wondering how many players they had on the pitch- although we
covered well.  Kate Thomas seemed to be everywhere and linked well with
Vicki B. Unfortunately our attack were heavily marked so didn't have much of
a chance to show their talents- the main opportunity resulted in Louise
Johnson being sandwiched between the goalie and defender so was off to
hospital with a damaged wrist!  But Kate Thomas completed a perfect PC to
score our only goal from the resultant penalty.  Anyway.revenge will be ours
when we face them at home for the divisional cup in a month.

DNHC 2s vs Moss Park 2s
Result: 3-1win
Goal scorers: Helen Barker (2), Rachael Spraggs
Player of the day:  Helen Capstick
Report: An excellent result.  Much improved team performance from last week.
  The Thursday night training session really worked.  Didsbury attacked
right from the whistle and threw the opposition into disarray.  A storming
performance from Helen C on the left and Esther on the right in the early
part of the game produced some excellent chances. Solid performances from
Rachael and Fiona in midfield prevented Moss Park from bothering the defence
too much. Overall an excellent team performance.

DNHC 3s vs Littleborough 2's
Result: 2-2 draw
Goal scorers: Amanda Mercer, Amanda Hook
Player of the day: Sarah Rainey (GK)
Report:  A good result, particularly given that the second half was played
entirely without subs and Sarah claims not to be good at playing in goal!
Lots of attacking play in the first half and some lovely passing between the
two Amanda's led to our first goal. Littleborough pulled one back, but
another good strike from Amanda H put us 2-1 up at half time. 'Boro piled on
the pressure in the second half, but solid defending meant we only conceded
one goal (with another fortunately disallowed!) and came away with a
well-deserved point. A good start to the season.

DNHC Cheshire vs Newton
Result: 0-1 loss
Goal scorers:
Player of the day: Dawn Lappin
Report: The Northern Wanderers had a spirited fast game in which the team
continued to gel. Positions remain fluid with backs becoming strikers. We
constantly battled to score....but it evaded us.
Newton scored in a fluky long range shot reminiscent of the Brazil - England
game. Kate replied with a scorcher of a shot which nearly broke the hand of
the Newton Goalie......but unfortunately the score line remained 1-0.

28/29 Sep 2002
Mens Matches

Macclesfield Is 2 Didsbury Northern Is 5

Didsbury men's first team travelled to Macclesfield via several routes (courtesy of our illustrious leader's dodgy directions), eager to build upon the fast flowing cohesive play that we had displayed the week before. Unfortunately this was to be beyond them for the majority of the game.

Upon reflection it could have been due to the dire pitch, which was a threadbare affair that bobbled at a frightful pace; it could have been due to the opposition, who were just frightful; but if we were honest it was down mainly to ourselves.

Within the first five minutes it was obvious to all that Didsbury were the better team, it was also obvious that Macclesfield were going to play a 'direct' type of game. Unfortunately Didsbury's channelling in the first half, only served to give Macclesfield's wingers and centre forward opportunity after opportunity to drive (at admirable pace) at the back four and it was only due to their insistence to hit the ball 'really, really hard' whether aiming for the goal their team-mate or nowhere in particular that prevented them for scoring more than the two goals that they did. Remarkably it was actually thanks only to some lacklustre defence that Macclesfield eventually scored. The first came with Chan in goal, blighting an otherwise impressive first appearance, with a soft goal slipped under his sprawling form by the rampaging left wing. The second came due to the now once a game (at least) decision by Diddy, our centre back, to pass it to their centre forward.

Luckily for Didsbury, their attacking was at times still of the flowing form and ample opportunities were created up front with only the final pass or the yet another bobble preventing a bucketful of goals being scored in the first half. However two goals did materialise in the form of a great two touch finish from Andrew 'Lovechild' Kwan at the far post from a rifled cross from Dave Harper and a sweet strike from the top of the dee from Alasdair 'Shearer' Thomas after good persistence down the left Wing from Mark 'Team Boy' Roberts.  

Half time was a period to try and get ourselves refocused on our own game and recognised the need to adapt for the pitch. Soon into the second half it became apparent that we should have discussed how to get out of the way of the opposition. Alas poor Diddy  was concentrating on controlling the ball and taking it beyond the quickly approaching player instead of just getting out of the players way! It was thus with the cry of 'I got the ball' that Macclesfield's front line claimed their first 'scalp' of the season. It was sadly the case that no amount of persuasion will ever convince such chaps that only the ball is supposed to be retrieved from 'a tackle'. It would appear that their priorities are the player, then the stick, then an ample amount of fresh air and blood and then and only then, if one is lucky, the ball that appears behind the crumpled mess.

So with one of our number off to wait in the nearby A&E waiting room we decided to deal out some punishment. It came in the form of another three goals from Shearer, none of them were handsome but the moves to give the striker his opportunities were. Phil 'Fat Boy' Taylor putting one on a plate from the bye line was of particular note. There were plenty more opportunities, but either luckless finishing or good goalkeeping prevented the goal tally from going above five. Club captain Paul 'Scum' Misselbrook deserves mention for yet another outstanding display, however some one on one practice with the goalkeeper may be appearing in his training schedule!

So in the end we left with a convincing 5-2 win under our belts, unfortunately even though according to one of their number, 'once your in Mac you don't leave, which is why the majority are inbred !!' they will be venturing out to a return 'friendly'  fixture after Christmas. We all look forward to it 'like a hole in the head'.

Ladies Matches

DNHC 1s vs Bolton Ladies 1s
Result: 1-3 loss
Goal scorers: Helen Sharples
Player of the Day: Louise Johnson, Sarah Rainey
Report: Another tough match, made harder as it was at 11.30am on a Sunday
morning.we played good clean hockey and were the stonger team in the first
half but didn't have the opportunities to convert.  We defended well, but we
outnumbered on the break as Bolton charged through with their midfield and a
lot of elbows.  This is how they scored their goals.  Adabella played well
in goal and Kate Roberts was a star in midfield and kept on battling to
attack and defend at seemingly the same time.  Oddly we managed to rattle
them by being nice and playing clean hockey.

DNHC 2s vs Salford Ladies
Result: 3-3 draw
Goal scorers: Rachael Spraggs (2), Vicky McKinnon
Player of the day: Vicki Birchwood
Report: Didsbury were clearly the better of the two teams but a lack of
communication and focus on the game allowed the opposition to get to a 3 - 0
lead. Determined play from Vicki B and Rachael in midfield helped to
eventually convert one of the many chances just before half time. The second
half saw Didsbury continuing the attack and draw the score level. Despite
numerous penalty corners the final winning goal evaded us.


DNHC 3s vs Urmston 2's
Result: 4-1 win
Goal scorers: Helen Barker, Jo Leach, Rebecca Hirst (2)
Player of the day: Gwen Thomson
Report: The thirds continue their unbeaten run of the season with a superb
win over a strong Urmston team, mainly due to a blistering goal fest at the
beginning of the second half which saw 2 goals in as many minutes. Urmston
pulled one back, but Claire Monaghan made a solid save from a penalty flick
to keep the lead and strikes from Jo and Helen (who had already been shown a
green card for dissent) sealed the win. Lets keep up the good work!


DNHC Cheshire vs Macclesfield
Result: 3-1 win
Goal scorers: Emma Waterhouse (2), Dawn Kaveney, Kate Leckie
Player of the day: Kate Leckie
Report: The pre-match organisational chaos disappeared once on the pitch as
the mighty Northern Wanderers took on a very young feisty Macclesfield team.
Everyone worked hard, there was good short passing in the mid-field with
good support and communication. Billie, Vicki B and Emma made a great
combination for the penalty corners. The only thing that stopped more goals
going in were Macclesfield body parts. Sarah Rainey saved our bacon in by
volunteering her services as goalie and went on to save some stonking goals.
The goal of the year was an aerial shot that ricocheted in from Dawn's stick
...unfortunately it was the back of her stick and was disallowed. Vicky J
provided consistent support at the back and Vicki B provided Macclesfield
with some coaching on tackling.  We returned victorious to the club house
for chip butties.

05/06 Oct 2002
Mens Matches

Didsbury Northern Is 5 Liverpool Uni Is 1

It wasn't a champagne performance that saw Didsbury climb to their accustomed spot near the top of the table but it was the display of a team that have played together a while and have a great understanding.  The performance oozed confidence and composure if let down somewhat by the oft times poor ball retention.  Liverpool University for their part looked freshly back on the hockey pitch, lacking the cutting edge that will doubtless make this encounter much more difficult on the return.  There was some surprise when the students arrived with sixteen players, I wonder how many other teams will see that this year.

Didsbury started hard and fast and always looked the more likely to score and an early strike from Roberts deflecting in Thomas' cross settled any nerves.  Just as the students began to find some rhythm they were hit again, this time by a short corner rescued from disaster by Jordan who fed Thomas in front of goal.  As the ball rebounded from his shot Kiwi Harper coming in fast on the rebound fired the ball into the net to make it two.

The green and white tide was now in full flight and Liverpool needed everything they had to hold out but holding out was something they just couldn't manage.  Thomas ran on to a lovely cross D ball to slap home the third before robbing the defender and feeding Taylor for a far post tap in to make it four.  At this point there was some typical student petulance as sticks were thrown in disgust to the amusement of Didsburys defence.

The second half was much the same, a fifth goal scrambled over the line by Harper before Taylor missed three open goals on the trot steering two into the keeper and one onto the post. It was surmissed that he had been unable to see at least two of these as they had been hidden beneath the immensity of his gut though this was never confirmed.  The latter of these efforts came after Stanger had made himself dizzy in the D, beating then re-beating the same two defenders three times over as he pirouetted around the D with the grace of a rhino ballerina.  It was incomprehensible that he actually got a shot off but what was more incomprehensible was the miss from Taylor as he deflected the resultant arcing ball onto the post from half a yard out.

Didsbury could have and probably should have scored more but the students late on managed a consolation goal from a short corner.  Hurst was later heard remarking quietly to himself that at least he'd had his legs together but as all knew that wouldn't last for long he got no reply! Hit to the keepers right Hurst really should have saved it as he sticked it rather feebly into the goal but as long as he lets them in like that only when well ahead its not too much of a worry.

What was a worry was the gash opened up in Andy Beavers chin on his first team recall after the ball deflected up viciously into his face.  Six stitches later and a grinning, if with a slight wince, Beavers reappeared at the club.  The grin we were later informed was due to the cruelty of centre forward doctor Thomas who stitched the defender with carpet hair' face into a permanent grin to stop him scowling when his hand went into his tight Yorkshire pocket - brilliant!

Lancs Cup 1st Round - Didsbury Northern Is 1 Preston Is 4

Last years Lancashire Trophy winners Didsbury met their first great test in this years cup competition against an impressive Preston side.  The team showed two changes from the side that demolished Liverpool university 24 hours earlier, Clem 'Pimp' Chan in goal for the missing Chris 'Bandy legs' Hurst and Hughes in for Meredith.

Preston were quickly into their stride and the early play was all from the North Lancashire side.  Didsbury struggled to cope with the intensity of Prestons play and the incisiveness and speed of their passing game.  Time and again the goal was exposed and but for some good keeping and great last ditch tackles, notably by Andy 'Life on the line' Beavers the score would not have remained blank, it didn't for long.  A scrambled ball was forced home for the first and then the second bizarrely played back into play from a defenders foot well over the back line was forced in and the un-sighted umpire had no option other than to award a goal. 

The third was soft as Preston were allowed a reverse stick shot that although somewhat scuffed had enough power to make its way in. Phil 'TB Fat Boy' Taylor was heard to express the position that real men would have hit the roof, but everyone ignored him. The keeper really should have done better but in light of his performance in which he made several important saves including one brilliant stick stop from a short corner he was forgiven this lapse..

At three the visitors sat back and slowed the game down and it could well have undone them had Didsbury taken advantage of the chances they created.  Why they did this is questionable, perhaps because the pace was too much to maintain, perhaps because they felt three was enough.  The popular theory however was that since Brandon 'Soft Shandy Southerner' Fernandez had limped off after being hit (very softly) on a short corner, their supply of ball had dried up giving them less opportunities.

Didsbury came more and more into the game as the half came to conclusion and should arguably have had one back as Alasdair 'first touch' Thomas given ages and ages in the D fired straight at the keeper.  It was Gutteridge who did break the Didsbury duck just the other side of half time as they produced a wonderful goal with great build up and a stunning finish.  Paul 'I had him in my pocket' Misselbrook and Dave 'I want to hit it REALLY hard' Harper had combined well after Dorian 'Sick Note' Jordan had started the move at right back. As Harper slotted a ball through, Jordan now at full pace showed some stunning wing play, beating the last defender and crossing to perfection for the oncoming Gutteridge.  The finish rocketed upwards from eight yards out and the keeper could only stand and watch as it whistled past him into the roof of the net.  The crowd on the sidelines went wild and the team was visibly lifted except for Phil 'TB Fat Boy' Taylor who was heard boring one of the Preston backs with his theory that real men always hit the roof.

The defender in question was obviously still trying to wake up from this as Thomas who had failed to control almost every ball hit at him all game beat him on several occasions with the same old school style right hand dodge on every occasion.  Unfortunately having managed two touches in a row, Thomas unsurprisingly managed to make a balls up of it from there on and precious little was created from these glorious opportunities.

Didsbury continued to press but the final ball just wasn't there and finally the over commitment of men led to the sucker punch as Preston broke quickly and killed the game.  Didsbury will take heart from a good performance against a team two leagues higher and clearly better but not from the incident in which Andy 'Big Man' Kwan was substituted off the pitch for petulence towards his captain and team mates.  Taylor was heard to mutter something about real men as he left the pitch but this went unheard, probably for the better!

Preston IVs 2 Didsbury Northern IVs 6 

Peter "Late Boy" Hill made an early impression by sweeping an opportunity ball
and most of McGhee's stick in to the goal in the first minute. This was followed
by 15 mins of Preston pressure but Didsbury's back line were ultra-solid. A
second goal on the break from Charlie M provided a cushion but scrappy marking
gave Preston space to get one back. Flowers was denied a 1 on 1 with the goalie
by pre-emptive umpiring by rookie Adam Jones. 2-1 at half time.
In the second half Didsbury's superior fitness started to tell. Goals by Hill, T
Jones & Metcalfe secured the game. Before Dave Steen crowned a lightening run
from defense with the 6th. Preston's discipline also slipped leaving room for
open passing play in the midfield, and culminating in Preston's right half
leaving the pitch for verbal abuse towards Didsbury's second rookie umpire,
Charlie "Twat" McGhee. Preston immediately responded with a ringer and an
academic second goal, but Didsbury's thoughts were already on better things
(beer). PS. Cold showers.

Didsbury Northern Vs 2 Preston Vs 2 

The 5th team outclassed ten men Bolton in every manor, so it was to some surprise they found themselves two nil down early on in the second half.  E. Doddman, the young centre half played a masterful display in the centre of the park allowing Solly to roll the ball towards the goal, before watching in amazement as the otherwise defiant Bolton goalkeeper stood aside and let it pass into the back of the net!  Constant pressure ensured Didsbury got something from the game all though fragmented flowing hockey deserved nothing less than the full fat.

Ladies Matches

DNHC 3s vs Parkway
Result: 1-2 loss
Goal Scorers: Billie Hall
Player of the day: Louise Johnson
Report: What can I say ...more great play by Didsbury! A lucky break by
Parkway afforded them a goal in the first five minutes which unfortunately
kept them ahead, although Didsbury were the stronger team, particularly in
the second half. Loads of great passing and excellent communication between
everyone. We managed to make the most of our first short corner with a
cracking goal scored by Billie thanks to a superb pass by Cathy Atkinson.
Sarah Rainey again showed her versatility in goal and Louise Johnson
deservedly won player of the day for her star performance in midfield. Good
work everyone!

DNHC Cheshire vs Neston 2's
Result : 4-2 Win
Goal Scorers: Sally Stevens (2) Emma W, Jane Pollit
Player of Day: Marie Clare
Report: The clubs newly formed Didsbury Northern Wanderers who are playing
in the Cheshire League got off to a superb start to the season with a
convincing 4-2 win over Neston 3's. It took the team some time to settle
into the flow of play, but despite this we dominated the game. Scoring was
opened from a converted short corner by Sally Stevens, this was shortly
followed by a scrappy equaliser for Neston. Jane Pollit used fantastic
footwork to put the Wanderers ahead again, with a second goal before half
time!. Following the break, Neston's revived determination allowed them to
pull the score level once again. This was not enough to deter the Wanderers
from powering home two more superb goals from set pieces, and with Helen
Sharples in goal we halted their attacks. The Wanderers held the remainder
of the game comfortably despite a late flurry of short corners given in
Neston's favour. An excellent start to the season!

12/13 Oct 2002
Mens Matches

Knutsford Is 1 Didsbury Northern Is 1 

Considering the volumes of prose and range of vocabulary that had been
penned in the preceding week by those with to much time on their hands at
work it is with some intrepidation that an illiterate Yorkshireman
approaches the documentation of DNHC's latest exploits.  However given the
educational backgrounds of some of those who have undertaken this task in
the past one can only deduce that the composition of a match report cannot
be exceptionally difficult.

The popular consensus before the weekend was that Knutsford would be one of
the stronger teams in the division this year and Didsbury headed for the
Cheshire countryside anticipating a tough contest.  Not to be disappointed
Didsbury started the game poorly and ensured that Knutsford had the better
of the early chances.

The game soon settled into a distinct pattern with both teams demonstrating
their own attacking styles.  Didsbury's fluid passing game concentrated on
the right flank with excellent work from the midfield union complemented by
Jordan's overlapping runs from right back.  Meantime Knutsford operated a
9-0-1 formation with all 9 defenders having been given strict instructions
to operate the 50-yard "shell it" ball at every opportunity.

It soon became evident that the match was not going to be a goal fest with
the two styles effectively cancelled each other out.  Knutsford's organised
defence restricted Didsbury to only a few first half chances whilst the
Knutsford breaks were easily disrupted by the Didsbury defenders.  The
majority of first half chances for both sides were the result of errors with
Didsbury often guilty of over-elaborating in defensive positions.

The deadlock was finally broken shortly before halftime when a well
constructed Didsbury attack earned a short corner.  Up stepped Dorian
'Dobbin' Jordan to float a drag flick down the middle of the goal.  The
Knutsford keeper reacted as though a wasp had become trapped in his helmet
with a series of ineffectual swots before the ball nestled in the back of
the net.  1-0 Didsbury!

Half time arrived and amongst many other comments perhaps keeper Hurst made
the most insightful observation - "Did you see how quickly the keeper went
down for Phil's shot?  If you get another opportunity, lift it and you'll
score easily" - Would our forwards take note?  Only the second half would
tell.....

The second half followed the same basic pattern as the first.  Didsbury
applying the pressure with Knutsford counter-attacking strongly.  Man of the
match Andy Beavers and Brandon 'outpaced by a snail' Fernandez were in fine
form at the back consistently frustrating the Knutsford forwards and
provoking a series of 'outbursts' that only served to demonstrate that
Knutsford were rattled.

Both sides had chances but several goalmouth scrambles in front of the
Knutsford keeper should have enabled Didsbury to increase their lead and
seal the three points. Creative use of the feet by the Knutsford defenders
could have presented Didsbury with two penalty flicks although Knutsford may
harbour legitimate doubts as to how one of their second half short corners
was stopped on the line.

Alas, with 10 minutes to go a Knutsford break finally bore fruition as the
Didsbury defence was outnumbered and the Knutsford centre forward was able
to slot home a cheeky reverse stick flick.  Asked about the goal after the
game, keeper Chris Hurst was heard to mutter, "we was mugged".  In the heat
of the moment Chris was evidently confused and got his vowels muddled up -
"megged" would seem to be a more accurate description as to how the
equaliser went in.

Still Didsbury could have stolen the points at the end as Alistair 'Shearer'
Thomas eluded his defender and got himself into a position for a shot at the
top of the 'D'.  So would he remember the half-time observations regarding
the keepers penchant for hitting the floor earlier or would he blast it low
and allow the keeper to pull off a game saving stop?  I refer the reader to
the final score for the answer.

Didsbury Northern IIs 9 Springfield IIs 0

It started out a miserable, rainy morning in manchester, but ended up
all sunshine and smiles for the home team.

Within 31 seconds didsbury were ahead without the opposition even
touching the ball, and when rocket slotted his second, and gold
converted a flick it was 10 minutes gone and 3-0. the hockey flowed
with excellent team play, incisive passing and solid defending. a third
for rocket, one for 'killer b' ben and a second for gold left it 6-0 at half
time.

To be fair, springfields did raise their game in the second half and
perhaps didsbury took their foot off the pedal a touch. the home team
weathered the 'storm', and the game ended 9-0 with further markers
from 'killer b' budd and gold (2), and, lest we forget, didsbury did not
have to defend a short corner or save a shot on goal. superlative!!

Cheetham & Heywood IVs 5 Didsbury Northern IIIs 0 

The 3rd team played a morning game on the newly built showcase pitch at Bellvue, a one sided affair that was only kept to a respectful score line due to some impressive saves from Cheetham and Heywoods young keeper.  G. Parry ran rings around the hapless opposition, dominating the midfield conjuring chance after chance for the Didsbury forwards, who ensured the team retained their 100% record, if slightly embarrassed by the relative ease with which the goals came.

Didsbury Northern IVs 2 Urmston IIIs 0

The 4th team started brightly pushing up well in attack, culminating in many 1st half chances epitomised by MOM G. Metcalf's great run up the R. wing and superb cross to the back post that "late boy" Hill was just unable to convert.  The goal finally came when pressure lead to a pair of short corners, and although Flowers fired wide, competent injector Martin jumped on the opportunity and slotted it home.  Urmston responded with one tame attack, which was stopped on the edge of the circle by keeper and captain, Ing.  Didsbury soaked up the pressure as the visitors came out of the break strongly, but again the reds had no answer to Didsburys wide attacks and a second series of penalty corners resulted in a rehearsed stop, wide slap, and shot into the net by Jones.  Urmston rallied in the last 10 but it was a case of too little too late.

Mossley Hill IIIs 1 Didsbury Northern Vs 4 

The 5th team took a full compliment of players down the M62 to play Mossley Hill, hoping to build on the impressive form, which saw them harshly share the points the week earlier.  I Craig displayed some decisive touches in the danger area, and although the team failed to find a constant rhythm it was this sort of evident class in front of goal that ensured the first 3 points for the newly created side.

Ladies Matches

DNHC 2s vs Bowdon 2's
Result: 4-4
Goal Scorers: Esther Herbert (2) Helen Capstick, Own goal
Player of the day: Sarah Rainey
Report: After a good first 15 minutes and leading 1-0 things started to go
wrong. The opposition equalised and Ruth and Natasha got injured. The second
half saw no change and still much confusion. At 3-1 down Esther took the
ball from Sarah Rainey's hit out and dribbled to the other end and around
the keeper to put us back in the game. Bowden then increased the lead to
4-2. A penalty corner allowed Helen Capstick to cut the lead again to 1
goal. An own goal then levelled the score in a very rough match.

DNHC 3s vs Oldham
Result: 4-0 Win
Goal Scorers: Polly Howland, Maggie Burke, Jo Booth, Amanda Mercer
Player of the Day: Gwen Thomson
Report: The 3s continued their fantastic start to the season with a
confident 4-0 win over Oldham. We dominated the game from the beginning,
again displaying excellent communication and showing some superb passing.
With our defence obviously being keen to be a part of the action our opening
goal came from Polly Howland. Making the most of every opportunity, two more
goals from Maggie Burke and Jo Booth meant that we were three-nil up by half
time! Oldham did try to pull back in the second half, however the
determination of Didsbury won through. Credit has to go to Susan for some
excellent keeping, despite an injured foot! A further goal from Amanda
Mercer gave us our winning score. A really enjoyable game - let's keep it
up!

DNHC Cheshire vs Oxton 2's
Result: 10-0 win
Goal Scorers: Sally Stevens (7), Kate Leckie, Paula Martin, Billie Hall
Player of the day: Marie Clare (Not a fix honest, I was voted by the other
team!)
Report: The Wanderers hit unstoppable form this weekend annihilating Oxton
by 10 goals to nil. Under the watchful eye of Rose (cheers Matey!), we
adopted a diamond shape formation as opposed to our usual 4-3-3, it worked a
treat. We were able to create loads of space allowing plenty of top quality
passing. We used the width of the pitch far more than usual which pulled
Oxton's defence to shreds. Everyone played really well, both individually
and as part of the team. Special mention has to go to Sally Stevens who
totted up a 7 goal tally, that's 9 goals in 2 games now!. Fantastic work
folks, let keep it up and bring home some silver ware!

19/20 Oct 2002
Mens Matches

Neston South Wirral Is 0 Didsbury Northern Is 1 

It was gray and drizzling as the Didsbury boys turned up at Neston, but it cleared up just before pushback and would stay fine for the rest of the game. Didsbury started well dominating the game with good ball movement round the back and in midfield leaving Neston chasing the ball like terriers. It always looked like Didsbury would score first and that proved correct. Good work rate by the midfield union and man of the match Stanger meant the forwards were getting the supply they needed. This pressure paid off as Thomas picked up the ball on the right drove into the D and earned a P flick as he was hacked by the Neston defense. Misselbrook stepped up for the flick and, cool as you like, powered the ball into the awaiting net leaving the keeper bewildered and statuesque, 1-0 Didsbury.

The second half saw Neston changed their game plan and for some reason Didsbury couldn't adjust and started to falter, the defence gave the ball away, the midfield started to lose the 50-50 balls leaving the forwards to make their runs in vain. The Neston pressure earned them several short corners, one of which struck a Didsbury foot on the way into the goal. The umpire missed it but loud appeals meant the other umpire intervened and a flick was awarded. The flick was poor, going center left, but it some how wrong footed Hursty, who stumbled and by some miracle got a body part in the way, great save..

The best of the half for Didsbury came from a quick break 4 on 2 but as soon as it was created it was squandered, the pass into the D cut out easily.

The game dragged, but Didsbury managed to hold on to the slender lead which earned them the 3 points that took them to the top of the table. However, with only 1 point separating them from Formby, who have a game in hand, Didsbury will have to improve on that performance if they want to keep their place at the top.

EHA Trophy 1st Round  - Lytham St Annes Is 1 Didsbury Northern Is 2

On Sunday a perhaps apprehensive first team travelled to Lytham St Annes for their debut in the English Hockey Trophy.  It was not clear whether this apprehension was due to a couple of stuttering league performances, the opposition being two leagues above Didsbury, the Met Office issuing gale warnings for the area or the repercussions of Scum potentially not being awarded Man of the Match.

Immediately after push back it became evident DNHC would have enough on their plate worrying about the opposition who started brightly and were confident of repeating their convincing league win against Chester the previous day.  However, after surviving this bright start Didsbury began to ease themselves into the game.  A more critical observer might suggest Didsbury have been guilty of easing themselves into a number of games this season.

A less critical observer might suggest scoring first was not a bad idea.  Particularly as Lytham's response was to take off their centre forward and replace him with a younger model.  Details are sketchy, but the author is advised Dave 'gotta-hit-it-harder' Harper finished a fine move by sweeping home from close range.

The situation became more positive when Didsbury scored again when 'I-am-a-good-player-when-I-don't-over-elaborate' Lovechild completed another good move.  Lytham's response to this was less accommodating and consisted of polite suggestions from within their own ranks that they might consider having their best team on the pitch.  No doubt the youngsters they had decided to blood were particularly grateful for this public vote of confidence!

 

Nevertheless, Lytham did respond well and were unlucky to have a shot cleared of the line by Mark 'you-can't-stop-me-talking-on-the-pitch' Keatley after Didsbury's central defence were slow to engage an incisive run by their number 3.  The first half closed with Didsbury deservedly leading 2-0.

 

The second half was even more eventful than the first.  Didsbury had a number of chances to finish the game off, but could not quite muster the decisive third goal.  Something the team may consider working on in future games, if only to spare a currently overworked defence. 

 

Indeed, the majority of chances fell to Lytham and were often the result of work by the opposition number 3 who was impressive throughout.  They were, however, unable to finish any of these off and became more frustrated levels when they had a goal disallowed and they failed to score from a number of short corners.  This was in part due to Brandon 'runs-down-barrel-but squeals-when-hit' Fernandez running down a drag flicked attempt and then deciding to award himself a break. 

 

Unfortunately, Lytham were soon to score via a short corner that one unbiased observer (the goalkeeper!) was later heard comment may not have ever been hitting the backboard as is required by the rules of hockey.  Fortunately, the umpires were later do demonstrate they were aware of this rule when disallowing another rising effort.  They would, however, have found it harder to disallow an equalising goal if the unmarked Lytham player guilty of failing to connect with a chance on the far post and enjoyed better fortune. 

 

This would, however, have ruined the story and prevented Andy 'maybe-just-this-once-I-won't-bottle-it-and instead-make-the opposition-centre-forward-look-stupid' Beavers from demonstrating a piece of skill his team mates were completely unaware he possessed.  Similarly, Dave Harper would not have had the opportunity to nearly gift a last minute equaliser and waste Didsbury's demonstration that they have learnt from some of the mistakes that led to last years cup exit.

 

At the final whistle a contented Didsbury had good cause to believe a fine team performance meant they deserved to come out on top in what was a good game of hockey.  Although, there was considerable apprehension about the prospect of Paul 'I've gotta-talk-my-team-mates-up' Misselbrook bending their ears for the rest of a wine and port fuelled evening!

Didsbury Northern IIs 2 Kendal Is 1

Didsburys 2nd Team, riding high at the top of the table and again on home soil faced the unknown obstacle of Kendal. Seeking to continue their record of scoring early the first goal went in after 1min 29 Seconds, according to team Statto Paul Watson. A well worked ball from centre midfielder Ben Woodcock and a cross from the left found it's way to Steve Gold halfway inside the D, and he dispatched it into the bottom corner in typical style.

However the game wasn't as one sided as the week before, and Kendal came back strongly. Although there was some good defensive work from Captain Danny Curtis and the aforementioned Watson, only the (lack of) quality of the final ball as well as the reflexes of Clem Chan in goal denied the visitors the equaliser. The game flowed well, and although much of the play was between the 25's, Didsbury still had some good attacking moves down the right involving Phil Hughes and Rich Bye, and a few surging runs from Paul Booth on the left.

1-0 at half time, Didsbury looked to extend their lead. A couple of golden chances from Gold and debutant Dan Hopkins went begging as both shot wide. And Didsbury paid for it with 15 minutes to go when a fast Kendal break outnumbered the defence and the left winger slotted past the onrushing Chan.

This woke the Didsbury players up and they went looking for the three points. After numerous chances and short corners were squandered the winner came four minutes from time. A short corner strike from Gold was only half saved, and the pacy Rocket was the first to pounce and put the ball over the line.

2-1 it finished and Didsbury have a lot to think about before the mammoth trek to Carlisle next week. Either an improvement in discipline and concentration is needed, or else we have to hope this rugged (some might say lucky) performance can be repeated next time decent opposition are encountered

Bowdon Vs 3 Didsbury Northern IIIs 1 

Regrettably the men suffered their first league defeat over the weekend, the 3rd team losing away at Bowden.  Disappointingly it wasn't that the team were outplayed by better opposition but were undone by shear petulance that saw Didsbury down to ten men half way through the first half.  It was always going to be a self-defeating exercise from then on in, as the team struggled to find cohesion on the unusual water based playing surface, although they did manage take the lead through an I. Craig strike just after half time.  As tiredness kicked in, Bowden used their man advantage and ran in 3 soft goals late in the game to complete the visitor's misery.

Didsbury Northern IVs 1 Brooklands Manchester Uni Vs 1

The 4th team started brightly with a trademark run down the right by G. Metcalf topped off with a great cross and near miss by M. Flowers.  Didsbury kept up the pressure until P. Hardy suffered a very serious attack of leg cramp that nearly necessitated paramedic attention.  Unfortunately, just afterwards, a short corner by Brooklands pinballed around the D and Didsburys clearance pinged up in the air.  Brooklands attacker played a self defence shot and the ball was sent high into the net, nil - one at the whistle.

Didsbury did not drop their heads in the second half, with sustained attack on the Brooklands goal, denied only by exceptional work from the keeper.  Didsburys efforts to equalise looked in vain until the final minute when a nother pinball game in the D resulted in A. Jones ramming the ball into the bottom left of Brooklands goal, much to the dismay of the mainly wingey student contingent of the opposition.  30 seconds later the final whistle was blown

Brooklands Manchester Uni VIs 2 Didsbury Northern Vs 2

The 5th team faced a formidable challenge away at Brooklands-Man Uni without their injured goalkeeper, but stand in novice, Alan Stewart gave a sterling performance to give the team a foundation to build upon.  The points were eventually shared in an eventful top of the table clash, as Didsbury battled to maintain their unbeaten record in their inaugural season in the league.

Ladies Matches

Divisional Cup 1st Round - DNHC 1s vs Bowdon 1's
Result: 0-3
Goal Scorers:
Player of the day: Kathryn Moore, Kate Roberts, Maggie Burke
Report: what a cracking match!  We played with a new formation and it didn't
show that we had had three weeks without a match.  The team defended and
attacked as a unit and were very strong.  We   frustrated the opposition as
they couldn't break our lines.  Unfortunately their first goal came from a
PC that was a result of Sarah Rainey being injured.  In the second half we
tired out a bit and gave them more space, but still minimised their chances.
A tough match in which we raised our game to div one standard and hit
hard to the team that will likely get promoted this season.

DNHC 1s vs Oldham 1s
Result: 1-1
Goal Scorers: Rachael Spraggs
Player of the day: Susan McMorrow, Sarah Rainey
Report:  General tiredness from playing a tough game the day before came
through as our legs just couldn't run any faster!  We did some great passing
and Susan had a cracking game in goal to keep us in the lead after a
textbook PC from Spraggy and Maggie.  We deserved the win, but unfortunately
they equalised 5 minutes from the end.

DNHC 3s vs Salford Uni
Result: 3-0 Win
Goal Scorers: Polly Howland, Cecily Mills (2)
Player of the Day: Polly Howland
Report: The 3s rolled home with another victory this week, claiming a 3-0
win over Salford Uni, although it was by no means an easy win. It took us a
little while to settle into the game this week and the fluidity of our
passing and great team play wasn't really happening at first. The first half
of the game saw some great opportunities for Didsbury, but unfortunately we
just weren't able to make the most of them. With the score nil-nil at half
time, we took some time to evaluate our game and the second half saw a
revived, more determined Didsbury team. Special thanks go to Ruth who had a
superb game in goal and saved our skin on more than one occasion! Excellent
work in a goalie kit that was clearly two sizes too big for her! Despite a
far better second half, it still seemed as if we weren't going to get the
result this week but then everything changed in the last five minutes of the
game. The first goal was scored by Cecily Mills, thanks to her spot-on
positioning in the D, to push a rebound straight into the goal. The goal was
repeated almost pass-for-pass just seconds later! The final goal, literally
minutes before full-time came from centre back, Polly Howland, making the
most of her unmarked position, and earning her the Player of the Day
accolade. Despite our shaky start, we again played really well as a team. A
brilliant result!

26/27 Oct 2002
Mens Matches

Didsbury Northern Is 5 Prescot Is 0

Didsbury arrived looking to extend their lead at the top of the table and to continue their unbeaten home record for the season. Spirits were high following the successful start to the EHA Trophy campaign the previous Sunday and all were in a confident mood.

Didsbury started well, heaping on the pressure, which paid off inside the first 10 minutes as Taylor drew the keeper and slotted it home into the bottom right-hand corner. At no point did Prescot look threatening as all attacks were competently cut out by the defence. Didsbury's constant pressure resulted in a goal for Roberts making the score 2-0.

It was more of the same in the second half with the 'midfield union' dominating the centre of the park giving Prescot nowhere to run. After 15 minutes, a strong attacking move lead to a Didsbury P flick. Scum stepped up and planted his trade mark flick into the back of the Prescot goal, the keeper somewhat caught off guard by Scum's striking resemblance to an orange umpa-lumpa. The defensive alliance gave Prescot little chance of scoring but a couple of lucky breaks were competently stopped by Hursty.

Awesome skills and quick ball movement presented Didsbury with numerous scoring opportunities including; a beautifully executed short corner with Harper crossing to Roberts who steered the ball wide; a heinous example of how not to play a 3 on 1 as Scum and Roberts linked up well but then 'Eyes Shut' Gutteridge missed an open goal from a yard out; and Dobbin the loose cannon shooting well wide of the goal, straight at Merediths face where only quick reactions and a bruised arm saved him. Shearer killed off the game deep into the second half with a scrappy goal, nutmegging the keeper. Prescot then forgot any manners they once had, as Scum, then Fernandez were on the receiving end of some great rugby tackles from their prop forward finally resulting in a green card, although in my humble opinion IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YELLOW.

The last quarter saw Shearer on the left put a ball through to Stanger who used his legendary pace to reach the ball before the defender. The run continued into the D where the ball was skilfully slipped reverse stick, beating the keeper and leaving Shearer with a empty goal that he just couldn't miss. Only 5 minutes later Shearer squandered the chance of a hat-trick, missing from five yards out as he fluffed a flick over the floundering keeper, oblivious to Dobbin who was screaming like a bitch for the ball. 5-0 to Didsbury and a successful afternoons work resulting in Didsbury climbing to the top of the NorthWest

Carlisle Is 0 Didsbury Northern IIs 6

Fresh from a tough home fixture against Kendals the previous week, the 2s found themselves travelling to an almost foreign country in a game against Carlisle. The team was aware of the opposition's impressive home record and was expecting a tough battle on the pitch. The match started under the usual pattern with Didsbury dominating and setting the tone of the game. Some impressive display by the defence and midfield, which saw the addition of Perry, meant that Carlisle was unable to play to their strength. The attack pressured their defence well and we witnessed several school boy mistake made. The first goal came when Budd stroked a penalty corner sweetly past the Carlisle goalkeeper. This much anticipated first goal opened the flood gate and some champagne hockey in the first half gave Didsbury a comfortable 4-0 margin at the break with goals from Bye, Hopkins and Bardsley. Half time team talk was particularly difficult for Captain Curtis as he could not pick out any flaws in our first half display. He therefore went for the 'its ok guys, I don't mind winning this game 4-3 as long as we play together as a unit,' this left the defence very confused as they are not used to the idea of conceding goals.

The second half started with Carlisle coming to us early and hard as expected. The away side maintained their discipline and composure and soaked up the pressure real well. Man of the Match keeper was called into action for the first time in the game but reacted well and made a string of saves to keep the opposition at bay. After a short period of defending and soaking up the pressure, Didsbury regrouped and the slaughtering began. Immaculate team work and team spirit saw the team cruised through the Carlisle defence with Bardsley completing his hat trick in what could only be described as goal of the season style. Left back Richardson made an accurate 25 yard pass to Hopkins who turned swiftly and slipped another superb ball through to Bye on the edge of the D. Bye's wickedness saw him waved his magic wand and made the perfect one touch square pass to Bardsley who calmly slotted it into where it belongs.

In a match which we could find little flaw, it is extremely difficult not to praise the band of brothers as Didsbury 2s rewrote the chapter of 'playing as a team' in the hockey textbook. Throughout the match, the back 5 was rock solid with yet another clean sheet produced by them. Captain Curtis led the line of defence that involves Chan, Richardson, Watson and Kinder who recently changed his diet to the more exotic seafood - crabsticks. As for the midfield, Hughes showed some silky touches and turns even though he picked up a head injury early on and played the rest of the game with what looks like a large condom on his head. Budd and Perry's presence was felt by the opposition and gained firm control in the centre of the park. Hopkins and Jack down the flanks were impressive with some penetrating run into the danger zone. Last but certainly not least, our rampant attack, which has already sent shock waves through NWDiv5N with 21 goals in 4 games, must also be praised. Much credit goes to our hard working centre forwards. The rotating trio of Bye, Gold and Bardsley seem to have already struck up a telepathic understanding even at this early period of the season.

Didsbury Northern IIIs 1 Bolton IIIs 1

After losing 3 points in the previous week, the thirds needed
a full complement of points from this weeks game to keep title aspirations
alive. Despite outnumbering Bolton in midfield, Didsbury 3rd's found
themselves on the receiving end of a dose of midfield domination which was
hemmed shortly after the captain took to the field, in the centre. Despite
all three first half opportunities falling to Didsbury, the score line
remained goal-less thanks to the brilliant reflexes of Bolton's young goal
keeper.

Didsbury started the second half with more purpose, mobilising its
midfield's ability, resulting in a salvo of shots on goal, but to no avail.
Bolton stunned Didsbury 6 minutes from time with a goal on the break that
finally crossed the line after 3 fine saves from Davenport (and horses stick
being obstructed by a Bolton foot). With time running out Didsbury secured
their 6th penalty corner with only 2 minutes left. Bolton's keeper blocked
the first three shots, but Booth's well hit dipping volley from the edge of
the circle screamed into goal just under back-board height. There was no
time to try for another goal as the restart allowed only seconds of play,
much to the disappointment of the energised Didsbury.

The thirds are now 5 points adrift of top spot, and realise that another
gear is required in order to bridge the gap.

Liverpool Sefton IIIs 0 Didsbury Northern IVs 2

Strong start from Sefton that pressured Didsbury defence for 20 mins, including a run of 7 short corners. But our marking, speed and tenacity countered the sharpness of
their attacks. Didsbury were a bit tentative in the first half and came close to
going one down but for a great save on the edge of the area by the keeper in a 2
on 1 situation. Half time 0-0
Team talk raised Didsbury's game and Gavin Metcalfe made a series of jinxing,
darting runs down the right wing that eventually paid dividends when one of his
crosses was deftly deflected past the near post by virgin scorer Mike Flowers.
Didsbury built on this with continuing solid defense marshalled by Dave Steen
and the midfield, particularly Adam Jones, always threatened . Didsbury's
creativity and selfless running opened up a central channel for Simon Jones to
feed a firm ball through to Charlie McGhee and into back of the net

Ladies Matches

DNHC 1s vs Saddleworth 1s
Result: 0-0
Goal Scorers:
Player of the day: Jenny Eadie
Report:  While everyone else was protecting themselves from the storms on
Sunday the ladies firsts braved the elements and put on a mighty fine
performance.  It was a great game, well controlled with lots of passing and
movement, but unfortunately the winning goal escaped us.  We spread the ball
well, played into the space and attacked and defended as unit- everything we
had developed from last season.  The defence covered well and supported the
attack effectively with Catherine Earl cutting out the play from the centre.

Jenny and Louise ran rings round the opposition and rattled them as they
couldn't get the ball.  They both made great runs, created a lot of play and
confused the opposition. Vicki and Kate Thomas were very solid in the centre and controlled the match effectively with some excellent ball distribution, particularly to our wing halfs who played the space well.  Fiona Reynolds put a lot of pressure on
their attack and they were left with no options.

Susan, as always, was a star and saved us with fine goalkeeping but
unfortunately nearly passed out after the game due to the pressure (well
pain in her foot!).

DNHC 2s vs Glossop 1
Result: 3-0
Goal Scorers: Esther Herbert (3)
Player of the day: Kate Mitchell
Report: A very good result against a team well positioned in the division.
After much defensive play and a saved penalty Didsbury turned the game
around. A pass from Rose in defence put Esther into some clear space and
after dummying demonstrated how a striker should remain calm under pressure
and struck the ball straight past the keeper. A great run up the right wing
by Nuala again gave Esther a chance to slot home number 2.   We dominated
the second half with a strong passing game and all it took then was some
great team work and a dodge around the keeper for Esther to get a hat trick.
A fantastic team performance.

Ladies third team/Ladies Cheshire team/Ladies Stockport team:
HOCKEY FEST:
Green and white socks dominated the pitch causing confusion to the
chronologically challenged. So much for bending and getting low when
everyone on the pitch has the same socks on!
At another level it was an intra-club friendly between the Red Army (All
million of them) and the 3 G's (Great Golden Girls). As you see the odds
were stacked against the yellows from the outset. The game started with a
novel Red Army pushback causing confusion in the 3G's defence. It led to a
hole the size of the Great Wall of China in the 3G's defence( yes visible
from the moon!) Three goals followed in quick succession from Jane Pollit
and Amanda M.
Half-time brought the a tube of No more Gaps from B&Q and the Yellow Peril
was born.
But the Red defence remained strong (Esp Anna J. and Lynsey) The only way
through was alcohol ....Sherry stormed through and scored. We thought it was
going to be a cocktail of goals (groan).
In the second half two high ranking red spies (Suzanne and Jane P) were
deactivated deep in Yellow Peril territory and the massacre was over.
All in all the Yellow Peril were more Persil than peril and it was a bit of
a white wash.
BUT FUN.......
Fortunately back to the reality next week!

02/03 Nov 2002
Mens Matches

Didsbury Northern IIs 5 Lytham St Annes IIs 0

In quite frankly miserable conditions Didsbury Northern 2nd's put in another solid performance, building on an impressive 6-0 win at Carlisle in the previous week.

Generally, there was a solid performance throughout the team with great communication and movement from all parties involved.  Chan, the previous week's man of the match proved invaluable as the team's goalkeeper with a whole 4 or maybe even 5 touches of the ball during the match.  Testament to the solid nature of his defence and the selfless work-like ethic put in by the 2nd's midfield at Manchester high for girls.

Goal scoring was duly taken care of by Gold upfront with two, Mike Budd in Midfield, again with 2 goals and Rocket with the one of the 5 goals scored.  Questions however have to be asked over the misfortunate subject of 'Jug Avoidance' by Gold after missing a second half flick.  And the possibility of a hat trick.  We await the jury's decision on that one.

Let's hope we can build on yet another solid performance from all parties and continue in this rich vein of form away to Blackburn.

Lytham St Annes IIIs 1 Didsbury Northern IIIs 4

The 3rd team had the unenviable away trip to Lytham, but started the brighter of the 2 sides in particularly tricky conditions with the wind and rain beating down, and the night drawing in, although against the run of play it was the home side who took the lead with there 1st venture into the danger area.  I. Craig soon pulled it back with a well taken goal and the game could have panned out significantly different had he been able to double his tally a few moments later, when clean through on goal.  It wasn't to be though, and just before half time Lytham reinstated their lead, converting a flick after the ball flew into Horse on the line.  Fortunately Lytham were able to field two 1st XI players who were returning from injury and the 2nd half saw them run the show and pile on more misery on the only defeated men's side.

Didsbury Northern IVs 3 Lytham St Annes IVs 1

It was a dark and stormy night and the match was nearly called off due to the swimming pool on the far side, but it was decided to go ahead to the pleasure of both teams.  After early Didsbury pressure, A Jones made a great run, beating 3 players and setting M Flowers up with an open goal. A lot of niggles for the next 20 mins, with good stops from the Lytham keeper. But the sustained attack brought a 2nd goal after 25 mins, a rehearsed short corner routine allowed C McGhee to make it 2-0 and he was instrumental in the third, selflessly passing it off to T Hewitt 1.  Second half was not as commanding for Didsbury and the rain was the only winner.  Two events marked a poor final 30 mins: firstly A Jones ended one of his great central runs flying through the air and landing on his shoulder/head after a cynical (great!) sliding tackle by the keeper. And late in the game Lytham were awarded a dubious goal that left the pitch and bounced off the wheel. 3-1 final score and great team night out.

Timperley Vs 1 Didsbury Northern Vs 1

The 5th team also suffered with the conditions as they tried to play the ball around on a flooded Timperley pitch, but after piling on the pressure in the first half succumbed to a sucker punch as the homes side's route 1 tactic paid of and a break put them ahead.  Just fully the team pulled it back in the second half and did everything but find the winning goal, but frustratingly Timperley managed to hold on till the final whistle.

Ladies Matches

DNHC 1s vs Bury
Result: 3-0
Goal Scorers:  Kate Thomas, Kathryn Moore, Jenny Eadie
Player of the day: team
Report:  We settled quickly into our first division form by playing the ball
into space and keeping it fluid to avoid what is usually a crunch match.we
got the win that we had deserved for the last 3 weeks and it was lovely
hockey to watch. Vicki B and Kate Thomas linked very well in the centre and
controlled the match with some excellent passing and distribution for our
backs and wings to build a strong attack.  They couldn't break through our
defence which was well controlled by Catherine Earl.

DNHC 1s vs Manto
Result: 2-2
Goal Scorers:  Kate Thomas, Jenny Eadie
Player of the day: defence
Report: The firsts maintained their fine form from the day before and
quickly went 2-0 up.  We played well and solidly, but got worn down by the
very physical nature of the opposition.  There was some good back passing
and switching and also excellent runs on attack.  We defended and attacked
as a team and it was brilliant to see we maintained our style of hockey.  So
overall an excellent weekend for the firsts, playing hard to get 5 out 6
points for the weekend.

DNHC 2s vs Fearns
Result: 3-2 win
Goal Scorers: Sally Sevens, Esther Herbert, Vicky McKinnon
Player of the day: Laura Cordwell
Report: After completely dominating the first 20mins Fearns had a lucky
break down the right wing and after a super save, managed to get the rebound
into the goal. Shortly later after a very unlucky miss and a great save,
Vicky managed to slip the ball past the keeper. Dominating play continued in
the second half and eventually our persistent attacking play was rewarded
with a goal from Sally and then another awesome solo effort from Esther gave
us the lead we deserved. However complacency set in and we allowed Fearns to
score again. Another good performance especially from Natasha and her
helpful snores from the side line!!!!!

DNHC 3s vs Oldham
Result: 1-1
Goal Scorers: Julia Roundthwaite
Player of the day: Yvonne Guice
Report: A good result, despite the fact that Oldham decided to significantly
up the ante this week, by sneaking loads of first team players into their
squad! Nevertheless we played really well as a team, passing well and making
good use of open space. We had a few goal scoring opportunities in the first
half, but just couldn't quite get them in. Kate Mitchell had a superb game
in goal, making a fantastic save just before half time, keeping the score
nil-nil. Oldham scorerd fairly quickly in the second half, but some great
teamwork between Yvonne, Jo Leach and Julia, enabled Julia to score the
equalising goal for Didbury shortly afterwards. Player of the Day this week
went to Yvonne Guice - is there any area of the pitch that she can't cover?.
Keep up the good work guys!

DNHC Cheshire vs Wilmslow
Result: 7-3 win
Goal Scorers: Sally (2) Jane P (3) Kate Leckie, Billie Hall
Player of the day: Emma Waterhouse
Report: Wanderers wallop Wilmslow in goal extravaganza!
The game started unconvincingly with the lack of structure in the Wilmslow
team having a detrimental effect on our new diamond formation. There was
some confusion within the defence which allowed Wilmslow to break free and
score.
The teams ability to hit the target was confirmed again. Jane Pollit
achieving a quiet hat trick. Emma provided consistent control of centre.
Paula, coached by Squeeber, demonstrated terrier like determination and was
a star Wing Back. Only one of the Wilmslow goals was justified so we've
sacked the goalie and we will never allow her to play in goal again

DNHC Stockport vs Heaton ladies
Result: 0-8 loss
Goal Scorers:
Player of the day: Sherry Battye, Antonia Dover
Report: sounding cliched the result didn't reflect the match and
unfortunately Antonia faced nearly non stop target practise and saved
considerably more than went into the goal!  The team gelled well in the
second half and there was some excellent passing, particularly from Sherry
in midfield. An excellent team game to watch that was promising.until the
rematch!

09/10 Nov 2002
Mens Matches

Didsbury Northern Is 4 Glaxo Is 0

With Glaxo's propensity for conceding goals and Didsbury's for scoring them it was likely to be a one sided game but the green and whites did not allow this to introduce complacency.  It was well they didn't as Glaxo displayed some nice hockey the likes of which have seen them reside at this level for some time. 

After a week off, Didsbury looking fresh and lively started brightly retaining possession well and working some good moves.  It was one of these that led to the opening goal early in the game.  The ball worked across field to the right saw Jordan feed a diagonal ball for Stanger to run onto top Dee.  Slightly overhit, the last defender collected only to be savagely robbed by a motivated Stanger.  The flying Yorkshire Terrier slowed, composed himself and slotted home superbly passed the onrushing keeper.

The second followed before half time as another good move, this time down the left was threaded to John Bardsley on the far post making his 1st XI league debut, who hit first time past the despairing dive of the keeper.  Didsbury failed to control the game despite the positive scoreline and surrendered possession very easily.  The subsequent Glaxo pressure led to numerous penalty corners that the defiant 'Black Destroyer' Chris Hurst in goal made short work of repelling.

The second half was much of the same with Glaxo stringing some good moves together but failing to find the cutting edge required to open up the divisions stingiest defence.  Didsbury were quick and incisive with their breaks and often made chances though few clear cut.  As the teams exchanged attacks early in the half, a moment of shame from the home side could have changed the course of the game. 

Club captain Paul Misselbrook in a moment of reckless abandon removed ball, stick, man and all from the rushing Glaxo forward as he mistimed a challenge from a poor tackling position.  The yellow card was immediately brandished and Misselbrook with no resipiscence left the field, head shaking and mouth curled in a grinning  rictus of barely concealed contempt.  He had, it must be said a shred of reason to feel hard done to having been on the receiving end of several poor challenges with not so much as a talking to for the offenders but no one however would dispute the award of a yellow card for his transgression, especially following his green earlier in the half for a similar offence.

Glaxo up a man, mounted a serious assault on the Green back line but the sturdy Didsbury defence held fast, helped out on occasion by the excellent Hurst who's save one on one was top notch.  Glaxo may have felt unfairly done as they worked a nice short corner to put the ball in the net.  Unfortunately as the close range slap had gone over board height the goal was (correctly) ruled out.  One Glaxo player was heard to actually attempt to justify the effort as a flick and therefore acceptable though whether this was in jest was not at the time clear!

As the numbers were equalled again Didsbury regained the advantage and grabbed the goal that put the game beyond the reach of the plucky Glaxo.  Again good work down the left found centre forward Thomas in the Dee and his pass, delayed to perfection eviscerated keeper and backs to allow Meredith a tap in at the far post.  Or rather it should have been a tap in had anyone else but Jigsaw Meredith been on the end of it.  After many well documented close range failures, in an effort to ensure the goal, Meredith performed what he described as a graceful diving deflection.  In reality this resembled more the felling of a tree and the distant cries of 'Timber!!' reverberated around the ground as he flopped gracelessly to the floor getting stick, body and everything else behind the ball to steer it home.  Surprisingly the ball did roll in but the cheering was somewhat stifled as team mates and supporters alike stifled laughter.  Phil Taylor, sidelined through a hamstring injury was heard to mutter 'Real men leave dents' but as the only ten tonne player in the squad capable of such a feat was him, this was dismissed as ridiculous.

Finally Didsbury killed the game with a superbly worked short corner, zipped around the Dee leaving the defenders statuesque as Jordan fed Thomas to touch in at the far post.  Even with the game settled the two sides continued to battle but no further additions could be made to the scoreline.  Didsbury can consider it another good victory in a game they never really controlled but still managed to dominate.

Blackburn IIs 0 Didsbury Northern IIs 3

The top v bottom clash may not have provided the result most would have expected. on a difficult 'someone's been cutting lumps out of the astro to fund their greengrocers shop' pitch didsbury worked hard for 70 minutes to ensure their 6th win of the season and thier 5th clean sheet of the season.

A well-packed blackburn defence did its best to halt the didsbury onslaught and held out valiantly until a sweeping move from the midfield was finished off on the goal line by rob. a 1-0 half time scoreline did not reflect the constant pressure from the away team, but steady build-up play and excellent ball movement ensured another couple of goals (another for rob and one for steve) to seal a hard-fought victory. every credit to blackburn for not quitting. didsbury's defence was put on alert on a number of occasions, but dealt with any attack easily. this was proved by mom chan not actually touching the ball for the full 70 minutes (£6 and jug well spent/bought).

Our day in blackburn ended with a visit to blackburn northern sports, social and creche club for a beer, farley's rusks with the toddlers, no food and no jug (thanks guys!!).

Someone at nw hockey hq must have given a wrong meet time for our game to crowds of cars seen entering blackburn around 4.30pm. surely they were coming to watch us rather than the rugby league test at ewood park.

Didsbury Northern IIIs 4 Morecambe IIIs 0

Last weeks shock whitewash at the hands of Lytham in truly awful conditions,
left the thirds 8 points adrift of the top spot, having played only 5 games.
Luckily the thirds heard the wake-up call and started this week's game in
impressive fashion. After missing several early chances, the 3rd's scored
their first from a free hit on the top of the circle. A clever pass to
F.Hariri, wide of the far post allowed him to calmly direct the ball into
the back of the net.

Didsbury's dominance in midfield ensured that Morecambe remained on the back
foot, realising very few attacks, that were adequately dealt with by the
back three (D. Wright, G.Newton and A. Foster). The second goal also came
from a free hit just outside the circle, this time near the back line.
Rowley's clever drag pass found Hariri in acres of space at the top of the
circle, who neatly threaded the ball back across goal for McGhee to score on
his 3rd team debut. T. Davies, produced the closest miss of the day after
firing the ball over both an empty net and the surrounding fence from two
yards out whilst trying to control a difficult waist-height ball.

The second half was slightly more balanced as tiredness set in, but good
link up play between defence and midfield, and midfield and attack ensured
that Morecambe were chasing the game. Two more impressive goals from T.
Davies rounded off a good afternoon, and took his personal goal tally to an
notable 7 goals in three league games.

This victory takes the thirds back close to the style of play that brought
so much success last season, and will hopefully show the direction for the
rest of the season. The captain was happy with the good all-round
performance, especially new boys McGhee and Robinson, who slotted into the
team well, but this weeks man-of-the-match award was reluctantly accepted by
G.Newton for his fine defensive display. The jug will be enjoyed at
Christmas.

Northern IIIs 1 Didsbury Northern IVs 1

The much anticipated "Top of the Table" clash did not disappoint.  Both teams started brightly, with Northern having some good early pressure. Didsbury repelled the Scouse Boarders and pushed on, winning a series of short corners,  but failed to capitalise. A  Jones & Metcalfe were particularly verbose and caused the defence no end of problems. Jones' powerful run up the centre was laid off to Aaron, knocked on to A Johnson who finished the ball to the back of the net. Northern's only short corner shortly after resulted in the ball on the back-board but the goal was disallowed on  a technicality. Half time 1-0.  Northern made a strong start after the break, but were soon pinned back in their half with continuing Didsbury pressure.  Again we won several short corners and again they came to nothing. Northern broke out quickly from another lame shortie and mis-hit it round the keeper to score. The game finished amid some controversy with calls for a Didsbury flick, but again two short corners after the whistle went unconverted. Final score 1-1.

Didsbury Northern Vs 2 Golborne Is 14

Anelka slotted the 1st for the blues after just 5 minutes... sorry wrong match report, although unfortunately for the 5ths this is the game 80% of the team were watching!  It was then always going to be a struggle for 8 men without a goal keeper and the score-line says the rest.  Ironically though with a full compliment of players the scores may well have been reversed.

Ladies Matches

DNHC 2s vs Littleborough Is - All Divs Cup 1st Round
Result: 0-1 loss
Goal Scorers:
Player of the day: Fiona Reynolds
Report: After our last outing to sunny Rochdale, Littleborough turned up
expecting an easy win. Despite running straight from our cars onto the pitch
the home side were initially stunned into submission and couldn't get close
to scoring. As the half went on they were getting more and more annoyed so
we decided to give them a chance. We dutifully made a few dodgy tackles in
the D which led to a flick decision (a bit harsh perhaps) but Antonia made a
fantastic save ...the first of many. By the second half it was still looking
good as we created lots of chances from some great runs down the wings by
Helen C and Paula. But it wasn't to be our lucky day...Littleborough stole
the winner from a well worked short corner and even with constant Didsbury
pressure in the last 10 minutes we just couldn't score the equaliser...and
how many short corners!! We'll get 'em next time...

DNHC Cheshire vs Invitation XI
Result: 5-0 win
Goal Scorers: Sally Stevens, Emma W, Billie, Jane P, ?
Player of the day: Emma W
Report: The Wanderers played a brilliant match as a team and got the result
by making the most of their chances.  There was great use of the width and
passing around.  Emma distributed the ball well from the centre and there
was great 1-2 play from Julie Wilson and Kate Leckie to beat the smelly
opposition (he, he).  The attack linked well with the midfield and each
other and beat some very, very solid defence to give themselves a number of
opportunities. As much as the opposition battled to score, Polly and Rose
held strong and displayed some stunning defensive skills to prevent them
from scoring.  It was a very enjoyable match against a good opposition. It
was a great game to watch and showed a lot of promise for the Wanderer's to
hold strong against a tough opposition.

DNHC Invitation XI vs DNHC Cheshire
Result: 0-5 loss
Goal Scorers:
Player of the day: Natasha Peck
Report: I turned up for my last ever game of Didsbury hockey and some how
ended up being captain (thanks Rose!).  So after sorting the team into
forwards, halfs and backs we managed to end up on the pitch without too much
confusion over positions. Unfortunately a lack of goalie didn't help and the
Wanderers managed to slip a few in during the first half. We came back
strong in the second half with better use of our width and some excellent
defending by Natasha and Kate. All in all it was a fun game and we held our
own against a team used to playing together and with a much more organised
(& bossy) captain!

16/17 Nov 2002
Mens Matches

Cheetham & Heywood IIs 2 Didsbury Northern Is 5

Didsbury traveled to the wastelands of Belle Vue to face the challenge of a demoralised Cheetham and Heywood team languishing at the wrong end of the table.

The game started fast and furious with Didsbury displaying the best aspects of their passing game. A short corner was quickly gained and was superbly dispatch by Dorian Jordan, the flick leaving the goalkeeper standing. C&H attempted to claw their way back into the game but within a few short minutes another well worked routine had led to Didsbury being two ahead, with Alasdair 'shearer' Thomas adding to his mounting tally.The rest of the first half turned into a very scrappy affair with neither team displaying much potential for any further goalmouth action.

Half time consisted of some sound advice from Didsbury's South African coach but Didsbury clearly need to employ a Afrikaans translator, since very little of it was taken on board.

The game continued to be very scrappy and heated up when a goal was gifted to C&H by the Muppet keeper letting a dribbling ball on its third bounce, through the chasm between his legs. A pleasing move down the right inside channel with a good change of direction and cool finishing from Phil ' Slimfast' Taylor, soon gave back the breathing space.

Shearer was still on form and with a great pass from Damo putting him clear on the right side of the Dee he strode forward and fired it low into the corner of the goal. OOPS Muppet attack II  from Stanger gifting the centre forward a free shot, 4-2. Not quite the comfort zone Didsbury enjoy and as such Shearer brought himself back on, he picked the ball up on the left side just inside C&H's  half , drove past their flailing defence and hammered it into the back of the net. 5-2 and another three points. Didsbury remain unbeaten in competitive games away from home for 22 games and with the sort of team spirit on evidence every week it should remain that way for quite some time to come.  

EHA Trophy 2nd Round - Nuneaton Is 1 Didsbury Northern Is 1 2-3aps

Determined Didsbury or Nervous Nuneaton?  It's not clear which best describes the EHT match that faced the merry men of Manchester after their jaunt down the M6 to the Midlands - a happy hunting ground during last years' cup run.

Determined certainly seemed most appropriate when the match began with DNHC looking to build on their unexpected, but deserved, win in the previous round.  The early exchanges seemed even, but the visiting team appeared to be gradually gaining the ascendancy over their theoretically superior rivals.

However, the greater professionalism of the opposition came to play when, despite the valiant efforts of defender Mark Keatley, after approximately 20 minutes they converted their first short corner and chance of the game.  The goal was largely against the run of play, but it was painful lesson of the team's need to be more clinical in their approach to games and how to go about winning them.

At half time, despite trailing there was, however, optimism that Didsbury could get something out of the game.  Indeed, there seemed to be a sense that some had expected to be out the game by now, and not being fuelled this optimism.

Driven on, in particular by their right back whose work rate was truly impressive, in the second half Didsbury rapidly gained an ascendancy that remained for the rest of the game.  Indeed, their goalkeeper was called upon only once in the whole the second period.

Nevertheless as they clung on to their lead nervous Nuneaton nudged slowly towards the last 32, while with time running out Didsbury was forced to throw caution to the wind in search of the equaliser.  However, with three minutes to go Nuneaton's increasingly defensive mindset was to prove their undoing when the aforementioned right back was able to capitalise on a loose ball in the 'D' and a clear view of the whites of the keepers 'eyes to strike an unstoppable stop into the top left corner.

The game was forced into extra time and a potential golden goal winner, but it seemed only one team could win from here.  Although the tide was with them DNHC were unable to take this golden chance to finish the game in extra time and penalty flicks ensued.  Disbury scored three; Taylor, Harper and Bardsley scoring with Misselbrook missing and Nuneaton two, with Hurst saving two.  Therefore.determined Didsbury it was!  

Didsbury Northern IIs 3 Salford University Is 0

This weekend Didsbury Northern Mens 2s welcomed the visit of Salford University. And, after a fiercely fought battle, the home side deservedly came out the victors. Second half goals from Rob Gutteridge and two from Steve Gold secured three points and maintained Didsbury's lead at the top of Division 5N. 

Didsbury began the match in similar style to the way they played the previous weekend against Blackburn and enjoyed a large proportion of the possession, but with little joy in front of goal. Salford displayed an agricultural style of defending and this soon told as their midfield aggressor, George van Halen, was sent off for persistent fouling. Despite, the opposition's dirty tactics, Didsbury kept their heads, but failed to capitalise on their extra player. Consequently, the match at half time was goalless.

After some calming words from stand-in captain Paul Watson (regular leader Danny Curtis out with horse-related injury), the home side started the second half with renewed vigour. This soon payed off, with Gold claiming his first goal of the game from a short corner.

Frustration gripped the Salford students and a second player was dismissed for a heinous foul on left winger and Didsbury legend Paul Booth. Didsbury hammered home their advantage with a slick move that saw Gutteridge slot the ball wide of the keeper and into the net to put the home side out of reach at 2-0.

It was soon to become 3-0, as Gold pounced again from a short corner. His balding temple glistening in the bliss of his own success, as he revelled in the adulation bestowed upon him by hordes of cheering spectators. Reinstated to eleven men, Salford still had no answer to Didsbury's superior skills and commitment. And by the end of the match the home side were able to keep possession of the ball with ease adding further humiliation to already downtrodden student team.

As the match ended 3-0, it was left to Goalkeeper Clem Chan to express his delight with the team's performance: "I am delighted with the team's performance. We gave a younger side the run around and showed commendable discipline in the face of some vicious treatment. Today, I am a proud man."

Southport IVs 0 Didsbury Northern IIIs 4

This weekend's fixture against Southport provides two interwoven stories. The first concerns a side that has returned to form and are looking to continue their ascent of this league. The second the continuing story of Miles Newton's ability to draw controversy, on his return to both his former club, and team hockey post suspension.

The thirds started this away fixture, the same as most away fixtures this season; Badly. Possession was given away far too easily, and Didsbury's inability to work the ball through midfield, presented all the early chances to Southport. The defence held firm though, denying Southport on two good opportunities on goal, before Didsbury's numerical advantage, technical supremacy, and desire to win tipped the balance of play in their favour.

A move that started deep in midfield, eventually found Andy Johnson positioned wide of the goal, close to the penalty corner marker. With two Didsbury attacker positioned close to the penalty spot, delivering a goal scoring opportunity to either of these players would be the percentage ball, but Jandy had other ideas and fired the ball between the keeper and the post with a craftily placed flick.

Didsbury's pressure continued from the pushback, but an error by a forward gave Southport a free hit on the edge of the circle. Mile's silly knocking away of the ball in frustration, subsequent 10 yard penalty, and abuse of his captain meant an early substitution to calm him down.

Didsbury continued to apply pressure to Southport in the second quarter, making numerous chances. However it was another silly incident that drew the attention from this passage of play. M Newton was clearly fouled and awarded a free hit, the Southport player stood directly next to the ball and after five seconds M. Newton tried to play the ball to Firmin Hariri at right midfield. The ball hit the Southport players foot and shot over the side line. The Southport player turned and pushed Miles in the chest, resulting in Miles hitting the floor. Had these been a football game the Southport player would receive a red card and Miles would have received a caution by the Referee, but in a game of hockey things are slightly different. The Southport player received a yellow card and a 10-minute suspension, upgraded to 20 minutes for dissent to the umpire. M. Newton was also given a yellow card for an equal 20 minutes. Southport continued to protest and should have had a further player yellow carded for blatantly swearing at the referee from the sideline. Miles had after all received a red card for a lesser expression to the umpire just 4 weeks earlier. One positive Miles can  take from this debacle, is that he now has a quality nickname!

With both teams reduced to 10 men, Didsbury revelled in the space created, with midfield maestro's Rowley, Steen and Danno raising the game with an awesome period of ten minutes either side of half time, adding a further 3 goals. The first of these came just before half time when Charlie (spaedo) McGhee slotted home to bring his tally to 2 goals in two games. A rousing half time talk from the captain maintained the flow of the game, Didsbury scoring their third and fourth goals of the afternoon within minutes of the restart. The return of the players from the sin-bin reduced the space but not the chances that Didsbury were creating.

Southport's only outlet for the half was to play a long ball to their number 8, whose pace troubled Didsbury's defence momentarily. Pace but no skill was no real match for Didsbury's seasoned defensive campaigners Carter, Wright, G. Newton and A. Foster. D. Steen nearly added a fifth goal when Johnson fed the ball to the unmarked player at the back of the circle and he fired it into the net. The keeper remained on the floor, claiming injury, but the goal had been given. The away umpire continued his history of causing controversy, stating that the keeper would have got the ball had he not been injured, and so reversed the goal. An unexplainable decision, that could cost the thirds dear come the end of the season. The captain's frustration finally boiled over when obstructed in the circle by a defending player whilst trying to shoot at goal, the umpire awarded a free hit and 10 yards for the captains protests. The team saw fit to award a jug for the outburst, but this will go to appeal.

Didsbury Northern IVs 1 Southport Vs 0

What a  bloody hard game! Everyone on the field was sweating blood by the end,
including Man of the Match Simon Jones, who's eye injury (sustained in training by Flowers) was re-opened. It was a ding-dong game in the first half, end to end stuff. Didsbury had the bulk of the pressure but, as usual, was unable to convert. Southport had a couple of attacks, but these were repelled by a rock-solid defense. 0-0 at half time. The opposition came out strong in the second half and surprised Didsbury, but
some great saves by keeper & captain Ing (including one off his injured shoulder) kept the game level. Didsbury finally broke through with a ball worked down the right and into  A Jones who laid off to Sohail for a well positioned deflection. Didsbury then held
its nerve to the end of a much tougher game than anticipated.

Ladies Matches

DNHC Stockport vs DNHC 3s
Result: 3-1 win
Goal Scorers: Rachael Spraggs (2), Sherry Battye
Player of the day: Dawn Kaveney
Report: What a great game.  With a few letting us down at the last minute we
fielded 9 aside teams including novice goalies for both sides.  The
Stockport team worked hard at battling through the solid 3's defence and
finally succeeding with Spraggy slotting the ball into the corner.   There
was some great passing and Dawn never gave up what seemed like endless
tackling of Amanda Mercer!  The defence of Helen B, Rose and Angela was
solid and broke down most attacks although it may have appeared that Jo
Leach and Julia were running circles around us. In the second
half the 3's fielded a 10th player and quickly equalised the scores, but the
Stockport team battled the lead back by slotting two more past Naomi in
goal.  It was good fun and a very enjoyable match showing strong team play.

23/24 Nov 2002
Mens Matches

Didsbury Northern Is 2 Nelson & Rossendale Is 0

Nelson & Rossendale were this week's visitors to the Manchester Girls High School fortress where DNHC are yet to be defeated this year.

Didsbury approached the game in confident mood, but were aware that in a previous campaign an earlier incarnation of Nelson & Rossendale had severely dented their promotion ambitions. 

The initial skirmishes showed this concern to well advised.  DNHC started in a very sluggish manner, with none of their moves demonstrating any zip and passes regularly going astray.  There was a very apparent need to focus on doing the basics well rather than assuming turning up would guarantee three points.

The situation became worse when a reverse stick clearance was harshly penalised for reverse stick and a penalty awarded.  Fortunately, the weak effort failed to provide Rossendale with a lead that would no doubt have buoyed their spirits and made Didsbury's task significantly harder.

Indeed, the men of M20 were sufficiently roused to take the lead through a goal from Roberts and went into half time with a slim lead.

In the second half Didsbury were able to exert more sustained pressure and were perhaps unlucky to have a goal ruled out for Roberts, a previous effort in the first half had also been ruled out as the drag flick by Harper was ruled to have begun outside the 'D'.  Due to the short notice provided about this rule change, penalty corner teams around the country are making the necessary changes to their routines as we speak. 

Nevertheless 10 minutes from time they were able to double their lead, from a fine strike from Meredith and from there on looked comfortable.  That is until a direct run from a Rossendale forward was ended by a 'robust' tackle from the Didsbury centre half.  Although the tackle did not prevent a clean strike leaving the ball nestling in the back of the net, rather than award the goal, the umpire kindly awarded a second flick of the match. 

The result was the same as the first and DNHC were able to escape with a clean sheet.  The lesson from this match.a resounding can and must do better

Liverpool Hope Uni Is 2 Didsbury Northern IIs 3

The 2s played a fiercely contested match with the score seesawing to the final result of 3-2 to DN, who drew 1st blood midway through the opening half, when the ball was worked down the left to set up Billy who fired past the stranded goal keeper.  Liverpool Hope drew level just before half time with a goal best forgotten, but as the game matured DN took dominance once more, when Phil's drive down the right picked out Bold for a near post tap in.  At 2-1, all was well until the students did the unthinkable again with a well-taken goal, but with 5 to go Ben converted a short corner for 3 well-deserved points.

Didsbury Northern IIIs 0 Bowdon VIs 4

It is back to the drawing board for Didsbury 3rd's, after the losing the Division 8 2nd/3rd place clash this weekend. After starting brightly and creating a number of chances in the first 10 minutes, Bowdon broke quickly and scored the opening goal.

A dogged battle in midfield ensued, but Didsbury found it difficult to traverse the Bowdon line, running into a strong tackle on most occasions. A defensive error allowed Bowdon's centre forward to find himself completely unmarked in the middle of goal, and a tap in was all that was required from Bowdon's well placed cross.

Another defensive error allowed the same Bowdon player to move clear of all defenders heading straight for the circle. The young keeper Phillips raced to the top of the circle to stop the Bowdon player from getting a shot, but conceded a penalty flick. Phillips redeemed himself moments later after saving the flick with lightning reflexes after initially moving the wrong way.

With a score line of 2-0 at half time, Didsbury knew they were not out of the game, but knew that the only way to beat Bowdon was to move the ball around midfield away from the Bowdon players. Unfortunately this did not happen and Bowdon scored a further two late goals to produce the final score line of  4-0.

The thirds are now back in fifth place, having undone all the good work from the previous fortnight. A tough game away next week could leave the 3's in danger of falling even further.

Wigan IVs 2 Didsbury Northern IVs 5

The 4s found some strange goings on Sat, P Hill didn't get cramp and Sieve scored, despite passing to the opposition during the whole game!  First half was a scrappy affair with passing, running and energy below standard, but the addition of Ian and Tony up front gave an attacking edge, culminating in the 1st goal worked into the D and cut back for Davies on the spot.  The second came from a faultless short corner, A Jones slamming it bottom left on the first strike - after the half time whistle had gone.  The second half didn't start as planned with Wigan scoring twice in 15 mins (1 short corner and 1 bad defensive error on the left).  DN stepped up a gear, with passing, ball speed and accuracy improving in the final 20.  A Jones again ran it down the centre and laid off to Davies to restore the lead. Then the wide short corner move came good with a perfectly weighted ball back into the D and slotted in by P Hill.  The final goal was a beauty; worked down the left and crossed for a fine reverse sweep in to the top of the net by Paul Berry.

Didsbury Northern Vs 4 Brooklands Man Uni VIIs 2

The 5th team won an enthralling encounter at home to Brooklands MU who hadn't lost in two years, but came unstuck as Didsbury's all stars came from behind after an early penalty flick conversion.  Great work from MOM Lee Haines first set up T. Nash, then Solly for a 2-1 lead at half time.  The 2nd half brought the much-needed cushion before the visitors pulled 1 back, although Haines added a solo effort before the end to crown the day.

Ladies Matches

DNHC 2s vs Littleborough - Divisional Cup
Result: 2-3 loss
Goal scorers: Laura Cordwell, Sally Steven's
Player of the day: Marie Clare
Report: Vicky has given me this opportunity to tell you all how great I am,
having generously agreed to play in goal and of course getting player of the
day.  Let me talk you through all of my marvellous saves........,.what do
you mean you don't want know, oh well, you'll just have to have the usual
tripe instead!.

We knew it was going to be a tough game but we were ready to blast them! 
The game started at a fast pace with Didsbury pressurising Littleborough
right from the start.  15 minutes into the game Laura connected with a neat
ball from Helen putting us one nil up.  Littleborough came back hard, and
despite some good defensive work they were able to get themselves onto the
score sheet.  It wasn't long before Paula was off up the wing, sending a
great 'tonk' into the D which was duely converted by Sally, leaving us 2-1
up at half time.  The second half was as equally hard as the first, we had a
host of shots on goal but their defence and keeper had sharpened up their
act and were able to clear them all.  Unfortunately Littleborough were able
hit the back board for another 2 goals leaving us knocked out of the cup. 
Well, they may have a chance of the cup but there's no way their having the
league, that's ours!.

DNHC 3s vs Salford Uni 2s - Divisional Cup
Result: 2-5 loss
Goal Scorers: Cathy Atkinson, Jo Leach
Player of the day: whole team
Report: The 3s went out of the divisional cup this weekend, following a
disappointing result that did not accurately reflect the standard of play by
Didsbury. In typical Salford Uni fashion, the push back time had already
been changed three times in the week preceding the match. On arrival, we
were then confronted by the Salford Uni 1st team - as they supposedly
believed it to be a first team fixture! Despite their protestations that
they had managed to summons their second team together, vast amounts of
student money seem to have been spent on plastic surgery treatment as the
team bore absolutely no resemblance to the team that we easily beat some 3
weeks previously.
Didsbury settled into the game quickly and confidently, making great use of
space and displaying some excellent passing. Our new-found goalie Lisa
proved to everybody that she is indeed a force to be reckoned with. Her
roars of encouragement spurred the whole team on much to the annoyance of
the Salford bunch (side line calls of "come on Salford the goalies not even
scared of you" heard on several occasions!). An early goal by Salford was
quickly equalised by Cathy Atkinson, putting into practice all our hard work
perfecting the short corner routines pre-match. Salford then went ahead
again, although Jo Leach showed that anything they could do, we could do
better.
The second half was, unfortunately, dominated by Salford, thanks to some
very biased umpiring decisions by their umpire and some violent play by
Salford. Despite several protestations to him, he also ignored all
indications given to him by his fellow umpire (thank you Rachel). If anybody
has a spare rule book/pair of glasses/guide dog, please forward to the
incompetent twat at Salford Uni. One thing that Didsbury can confidently
take from the game is that technically we played the better game. Morale
kept strong until the end and on more than one occasion it looked like we
were going to claw back. Unfortunately it just didn't go our way. So
disappointingly out of the cup but now all our efforts are concentrated on
winning the league

DNHC Cheshire vs Runcorn
Result: 8-0 win
Goal Scorers: Sally (3), Marie (2), Paula, Emma, Kate Leckie
Player of the day: Paula Martin
Report: Bring it on! DNW continue to storm the Cheshire League, crushing
Runcorn 8-0.  In the first half we certainly didn't play our best hockey but
this didn't stop us putting four in the back of the net by the half time
break.  The second half saw our play improve no end, there was much more
communication and we switched the ball well.  The formidable duo of Sally
and Emma proved fruitful yet again, in both the run of play and in set
pieces.  Our wing halves also got in on the goal action, and the defence
were not shy of the attacking D either!  Susan (GK) had a particularly tense
game, at one point the opposition made it over the half way line, very nail
biting stuff!  Our defence are currently defrosting and should be over the
hypothermia by next weekend!  Marie is booking onto a course on how to push
a ball and how to keep your gob shut when you make a cock up!  Keep up the
good work guys, one more win and we will definitely be top of the division
going into Christmas.

DNHC Stockport vs Poynton
Result: 2-4 loss
Goal Scorers: Jo Booth, Esther Herbert
Player of the day: Angela O'Conner
Report: We were unlucky to lose the match as we played a great match and
very well as a team.  Our attack was very strong and built up by the
midfield feeding some good balls.  Our defence had a cracking game and shut
down a lot of attack (including our novice defenders!) but unfortunately
they broke through and there was nothing more Susan could do to make the
save's.  Anyway. we are coming together well as a team and everyone plays
the match in great spirit.so lets look forward to the next one!

 

30 Nov/1 Dec 2002
Mens Matches

Liverpool University Is 3 Didsbury Northern Is 3

After some poor "invisible-map" reading skills (!) the 1st XI eventually all arrived in Liverpool with seconds to spare for this return leg against the students, on a rain soaked afternoon!  Despite the weather, both teams started brightly, but it was the students who took the lead after skipper Fernandez topped the ball across his D, an incredulous mistake which the on waiting CF rightly punish past the despairing "Dark Destroyer".  The rest of the team, who had not been decorating any passages till the early hours, quickly rallied, with Shearer getting his comeuppance after having a goal disallowed for a mystical foot in the D, turning in Scum's parried effort from close range shortly after a rather less mythical Didsbury foot in the midfield, justice one believes!  With the pitiable start erased from their minds Didsbury looked to press, but the improved students matched the league leaders every step and more, so the scores remained locked at half time, one all.

Kindly the rain eased in the second half, unfortunately though Didsbury's uncharacteristic defensive woes showed no such signs, as they conceded successions of short corners, and appeared to believe keeping hold of the ball was as pointless as keeping hold of a ticket for the 5th day of an Ashes test!  However despite the pressure it took another gift to break the deadlock, this time coming from the second central defender Rug Head, who kindly laid a perfectly waited pass into the D for the forward to chip in, mildly frustrating once but shades of incompetence twice!  Undeterred, the team's character shone through, as they confidently pushed for the equaliser, which came after great anticipation from Scum allowed him to intercept a cross-field pass, thrust at the heart of the defence, and unselfishly lay of for Shearer to fire home his second, after previously hitting the post.  Once again level it was the visitors who looked the most likely to score, although incredibly the students went ahead for the third time with a well worked goal, against a side that prior to the game hadn't been behind all season!  Didsbury's repost was almost immediate as, similar to the 1st goal, St David and Quazimodo (real men bleed on pitches!) combined well down the right, allowing Quazi to cross into the un-defended D for St David to complete the move, expertly guiding the raised ball into the roof of the net (I'm being kind, I was at the other end of the pitch due to missing several recent fitness sessions, so it could have been just above the backboard!).

With the scores again level once more, the points looked destined to be shared, until with seconds to spare, Scum reacted quickest when the centre back spilled the ball allowing him to run clean through on goal, slip past the keeper and pull back the trigger, frustratingly however, that's where the seconds ran out, and as the ball sailed into the open goal the players were shaking hands on a just result, 3-3.  Perhaps the moral of the story should be: there is only 1 central defender in a 3-4-3 formation, and with only 1 defender there would only have been 1 mistake punished by a goal, and with only 1 mistake punished by a goal there would have been 3 points! Cause for thought I believe!

Didsbury Northern IIs 7 Liverpool University IIs 1

The 2nd team continued there incredible winning run, stretching it to 9 out of 9 this season already.  DN quickly went 2-0 up but faltered slightly when the visiting Liverpool students snuck a goal just before half time.  The 2nd half was all DN though, as there dominance of the league shone through, and there superior fitness and skills all over the park enabled plenty of goals to be added to the seasons tally.  The jug count was limited to MOM G. Parry's classy performance, after jug avoidance galore from the strikers and supporting midfielders.  The real test comes in two weeks time when 1st go head-to-head against equally impressive 2nd, 2:15 at the girl's school for anyone interested.

Preston IIIs 2 Didsbury Northern IIIs 5

The 3rd team got back to winning ways, cruising past Preston into joint 3rd position.  D. Wright gave an inspirational MOM performance that thoroughly deserves a mention, although M. Newton's contribution both in scoring and providing the goals was equally impressive.  With a positive performance to muse over the Christmas interval, and 2pts of a promotion spot the 2nd half of the season will be eagerly awaited.

Didsbury Northern IVs 2 Preston IVs 2

The 4th XI continued there reign at the top of NW 9 N, despite a hard fought draw against Preston.  E. Martin followed P. Berry in the recent tradition of unlikely scorers, converting a textbook short corner routine.  A. Jones marshalled the midfield, and although the points were shared it was a strong performance capping a great 1st half of the season.

Bolton Vs 0 Didsbury Northern Vs 2

The 5th XI's resurgence continued after a string of early draws against easily less capable opponents, with this comprehensive win against Bolton elevating them to joint 4th, just 6pts behind the leaders with a game in hand.

Ladies Matches

DNHC 1s vs Bowdon I 
Result: 0-4 loss
Goal scorers:
Player of the day: Vicki Birchwood
Report: The match started well with Vicki and Kate T creating some play in the centre, unfortunately Rose then managed to give them the first goal after only a few minutes! We then settled down and played well, with fluidity and the ball was moving from end to end, not one sided as the final result may suggest. The second half we kept the rhythm, but unfortunately were slowed down from having chased them for the first half. Helen Sharples was awarded a green card for abusing the umpire- our first card of the season! We hadn't played together for 3 weekends so made a few errors that unfortunately led to a few goals against us, but overall we held very strong against a very good team that is top of our league!

DNHC 2s vs Glossop 1s
Result: 4-1 win
Goal Scorers: Laura Cordwell, Marie Clare, Vicky McKinnon, Esther Herbert
Player of the day: Fiona Reynolds
Report: At the risk of sounding very cheesy this was a great team performance on Sunday!! Perhaps spurred along by the fact that it wasn't chucking it down and the presence of some very vocal supporters (who tried valiantly to influence every umpiring decision in our favour) we managed to be 3 - 0 up at half time. The first goal was a great reverse tap in from Marie, the second an Esther trademark one on one with the keeper and the third well finished off by Laura after the forwards had run rings round the Glossop defence. The second half again produced lots of chances and more side line entertainment (how many players did you beat Ruth??) but alas only one more Didsbury goal, a great strike from Vicks. Glossop did manage a consolation goal after we were caught on the break and left Susan to deal with 2 or was it 3 on 1!! Special mention to Jo, Polly and Amanda for staying to play their second match in a row.. Here's to yet more victories after Christmas..

DNHC 3s vs UMIST I 
Result: 1-0 win
Goal scorers: Jo Leach
Player of the day: Gwen Thomson
Report:  The last league game before Christmas saw another win for the Ladies 3s, securing their place at the top of the table! All fired up and ready to go, Didsbury started strongly, putting the student team through their paces. Some great work between the midfield and forwards soon made way for a cracking goal for Didsbury, scored by Jo Leach. It looked as if it were going to be the first of many, but towards the end of the first half, the UMIST team seemed to settle into their game a bit more and started to show us that if we were to win, they weren't going to make it easy for us. A slightly new-look Didsbury defence were work hard in the second half, Polly in particular managing to fend off several likely attacks on goal! New goalie, Lisa, kept everybody's spirits up by her tireless shouts of encouragement, let's not forget making some brilliant saves as well. I'd like to say that my versatility for playing right wing and then a complete reversal to right back earnt me player of the day. However, clearly not, that accolade goes to Gwen, truly deserving of the same for a brilliant midfield performance that has her running rings around the opposition! All in all a thoroughly enjoyable game, a well-deserved win and a good way to finish off the league games before Christmas. Let's see what we can do next week in the inter-club friendly vs the Wanderers - bring it on!

DNHC Cheshire vs Brooklands
Result: 3-0 win
Goal Scorers: Kate Turner (2), Jane Pollit
Player of the day: Emma Waterhouse
Report: 'DIDSBURY NORTHERN WANDERERS RULE.OKAY?!' was the motto of the day, as they battled against the league title challengers Brooklands. We were in a do or die situation, as the winners of the game would be top of the table going into the Christmas break. As the Brooklands team stepped out onto the pitch looking like the Cheshire Under 21's County team, a few thoughts of 'should have gone fitness training' could be sensed among the Didsbury troops. A gritty first 15 minutes saw chances missed at both ends of the field, but it was DNW's experience and gut determination that saw them go one nil up from a text book counter attack; the ball was worked well out of defence up the right wing, up to the goal line, crossed to the penalty spot and neatly put away by Comeback Kid Kate Turner. Excellent defending by Julie (are you sure you've never played in defence before?), and Lynsey made sure that the score stayed 1-0 going into the half time break. The second half saw more of the physical side to the Brooklands team, with a Dawn sandwich, Sally and Donna acting as practice pads for the Brooklands' aspiring rugby playing goal keeper, and Helen being used in a game of pin ball. We gave as good as we got, and better, as an almost identical goal to the first, was scored, again by a superbly positioned Kate! The Wanderers then stepped into cruise control, which certainly seemed to quieten the 'Brooklands Appreciation Society' that had gathered on the sideline, but nothing could have prepared us for what happened next. The ball was worked out wide to Paula, who sprinted up the wing got to the goal line and crossed the ball to the top of the D (a Paula speciality), and then like a vision of hockey excellence, the Angel Gabrielle in the from of Jane appeared right on cue. A one touch sweep sent the ball on a banana shaped path into the goal, the physics of which left everyone baffled, especially the goal keeper! One thing was clear though, and that was the final whistle which saw Brooklands beaten, and DNW beaten and bruised but victorious! An excellent team performance by the Wanderers, and a well deserved win. Watch out division 6!

07 Dec 2002
Mens Matches

Didsbury Northern Is 6 Timperley IIs 1

Another Saturday, and a welcome return to form for Didsbury. Trying to storm Fortress Grange Road this week were the Timperley Twos and it was to their considerable annoyance and latterly despair that they got caught by a Didsbury team in ebullient mood and they got spanked accordingly. After an inspiring and impassioned speech from Coach, who all but refused to allow the home side to even think of the coming night's frivolities unless they played well, Didsbury set about the task of despatching Timperley back to the barren wastes of mid-table mediocrity, thus allowing themselves a chance to regain their own rightful place at the top of the league. The home side began apace, tearing into the left and right flanks with the vigour so evidently missing in their previous match. The pressure soon told as Timperley clumsily conceded an early penalty corner. D Worey didn't exactly break the net with his flick, but the annals of sporting history will show he put Didsbury a goal ahead with just five minutes on the clock. The home side didn't let their opponents settle at all, and good work on the flank again resulted in a short corner and a slick move found Sputnik on the end of a perfect pass. Like Worey's goal before him, the ball wasn't sent goal-wards with the world's greatest strike, but the keeper was wrong footed and the ball trickled in. Two nil. During this period, Timperley had managed a couple of attacks, once drawing a good reaction save from the Darl Destroyer (i.e. it hit him from about a yard out and bounced harmlessly wide). Otherwise, it was pretty much one way traffic. Team Boy (who was later renamed Limpet by those who saw him in action at the Club in the evening) further increased the lead as his cross was deftly belted by one defender not away from the goal as you would expect, but straight on to the foot of his defensive partner who generously kicked the ball into the net. Rocket could have bagged a hat trick before half time that would have been pure gold in terms of technique, but only bagged the one. From a scrappy short corner, the rampant Mugabe found himself in possession of the ball in the D, with the goal at his mercy. Unfortunately for him, his gentle flick which evaded all the defenders was aimed straight at Rocket, who deftly chested it down on the goalline and put it away. Inexplicably, Didsbury then took their foot off the accelerator and coasted into half time. Indeed, Timperley made the most of Rughead's generous Christmas spirit during this period by taking the ball off the end of his stick, winning a short corner and converting an uncharacteristically untidy rebound. Cue a bit of a talking to at half time from Coach. Refreshed and straining at the leash, Didsbury began the second half where they ought to have left off. Confidence and skill abounded. Slick moves flowed down the flanks, the centre of midfield stood firm and prevented any meaningful Timperley attacking moves, and the goals came for Didsbury once more. Another penalty corner, another goal. A pass from Slazenger Boy's saw Shearer's first touch flash into the goal. Awesome, someone said. By now Timperley were becoming tired and irritable. Their discipline disappeared, and as it did so, their structure disintegrated. The bizarrely-named Jigsaw exploited this, winning a short corner after chasing what the less fleet of foot would have described as a lost cause. He then casually finished off the set piece in some style with what was grudgingly described as a blistering wonder strike by those in the know. Marvellous stuff. In a game full of incident, there is no time to go into how Lovechild was unable to bury a free shot at the top of the D, nor how Scum was similarly powerless to be able to capitalise on a half volley from half that distance. So in the end, six were scored, but the it could have been 12. With Coach's tasks completed in full, the team was left to ponder what scandal the evening that was to follow would bring ...

Liverpool Sefton IIs Didsbury Northern IIs 3

On a cold winters day the second team travelled to Liverpool with the ambition of scoring a goal or two.  As it turned out a sloppy performance produced a 3-0 victory.  After 15 minutes of usual Didsbury possession a short corner gave Mike Budd the opportunity to slot his shot under the keeper.  Five minutes before half time a Sefton player found himself facing the wrath of his teammates by arguing his way into a yellow card.  Straight after half time Didsbury capitalised on the extra man and Ben "Pinocchio" Woodcock fired home from a tight angle.  Five minutes later Rob "EWS" Gutteridge reacted first when the Sefton left back miss-hit his sixteen-yard hit, taking the ball into the circle and very unselfishly to Steve Gold who finished clinically.  The game was abandoned ten minutes from time when Sefton walked off after three men were yellow carded and one-red carded.  A disappointing end to a disappointing game!

14 Dec 2002
Mens Matches

Colwyn Bay Is 2 Disbury Northern Is 2

Luck always seems to be against those who depend on it. Something the Welshman of Colwyn Bay HC might do well to consider as they lost their heads and two points when theirs ran out.  The neutral observer might be forgiven for thinking that it was a battlefield (or a beach) that played host to the visitors Didsbury Northern as blood was spilt and enemies made in this unruly bad tempered affair.

The crutch of time does more than the club of Hercules.  Bays stall was set early as they bashed and crunched the Manchester men with scant regard for rules or morals as they took out the lingering frustration of the two hammerings they had been given the previous season.  Herein lay the first piece of luck, luck that the umpires seemed reluctant to show cards despite talking to the captains very early on.  With the thuggery allowed to continue Didsburys flowing game was made difficult yet still they created despite heavy pressure and close attention.  The fast break always troubled the Welshmen who it appeared were incapable of carrying out the man to man marking policy they continually persued. 

Where profit is, loss is hidden nearby:  Didsbury looked in fact to have weathered the early Welsh pressure when from the blue, Colwyn Bay were handed a goal on a plate.  The forward, one on one with Hurst in goal dragged the ball left to round him.  A stretching dive and Hurst had it, a superb piece of keeping.  To the horror and incredulity of the Green defenders they turned to see the umpire pointing to the spot, the second piece of Bay luck.  The flick was slotted well giving Hurst no chance and it was 1-0 but the Manchester men had no doubts that this would be but a temporary set back.

Calamity is the touchstone of a brave mind:  With still just the one goal margin at the break an early goal for either side would have brought the tie alive and it came in the form of a second for the Welshmen.  No luck was involved this time as the Bay forward with a tremendous surge of pace pierced the Didsbury back line and looped a fantastic finish over the advancing Hurst one on one.  It could perhaps have been argued that the carpet craniumed Yorkshire terrier of a centre back should have closed the man down earlier as he burst into the 'D' but nothing should be taken from the finish which oozed quality.

Things that are hard to come by are much set by:  As the second half wore on, the tide of green attacks rolled thunderously forward to break against the stacked sea wall of the Colwyn Bay defence and as time ticked by it seemed that the barrier would hold against all that was thrown against it.  Several chances were either saved on the line or squandered from close range and Bays luck held as at least one seemingly obvious penalty flick appeal was turned down.  Bay thinking themselves safe tried to waste time away to relieve the pressure, always a dangerous ploy in this sport so full of goals.

Every Flow has its ebb.  Five minutes was all that remained as the last drop of luck dripped from Colwyn Bays cup of fortune and a nightmare of unluckiness began.  The umpires, stretched to breaking, finally snapped and Bays first man was walking, yellow card held high.  Next a moment of inspiration saw Meredith feed Jordan who's determination saw him ride several awful challenges along the by-line before squaring back to Thomas to slap home, 2-1.

He that never shakes the dice will never throw a six.  Buoyed by the first Didsbury flung themselves forwards risking all in search of a point while Bay scrapped and fought to save their lead.  Another rash challenge, more verbal abuse and a second Welsh player walked.  Didsbury were now unstoppable and forced a series of short corners.  More verbals and Colwyn Bay were down to eight men.  The Didsbury routines weren't their usual slick selves but the resulting scramble from a poor effort was somehow pushed home by 'Team Boy' Mark Roberts 2-2.

Hope is but the dream of those that wake: Against eight for a minute and a half it was one way traffic and in the dying embers of the game Thomas found a spark that could have reignited the Didsbury flame to leave them burning bright and victorious.  His trademark arcing run opened the defence and cross or shoot was the choice upon which the result hung.  Team mates shouted, Thomas looked, then shot..wide of the near post, keeper beaten, the flame winking out at last.

No flying from fate: Bays luck was back.  Luck that the effort had failed to squeeze in and luck that they had wasted so much time when they had believed their lead unassailable.  For had the clock shown a minute or two more the men in orange would have struggled to hold out their overloading opposition.

Trouble brings experience and experience brings wisdom: In conclusion it is with pity that, to the unbiased observer a team of the undeniable quality of Colwyn Bay should lower themselves to such a crude display of this beautiful sport.  There are exceptions to every rule and several players were a credit to the Welsh side but the others simply allowed Didsbury to demonstrate that when you play the game well and properly, maintain your patience and composure and hold firm in the belief that eventually things will happen, indeed eventually they will.  In the end Didsbury could well have walked away with everything and were unfortunate not to.

Didsbury Northern IIs Manchester Trinity Is 2

04 Jan 2003
Mens Matches

Didsbury Northern Is Macclesfield Is 4

With crunch promotion games in the ensuing three weeks, this post Christmas friendly was as much about building positive momentum and free flowing hockey as it was about freeing the legs from the shackles of weeks of festivities, and as much as the icy weather tried to intervene it was very much a successful day for the home side.  DNHC started brightly, moving the ball around with little apparent effort, culminating in team boy Roberts, nonchalantly slipping the ball past the keeper.  As if embarrassed by the ease of the goal DN stepped back and allowed visiting Macclesfield to start playing, notching two soft goals to go into the break with a goal advantage. 

Didsbury's brief resurgence after the turn around was a welcome change, as they began to play hockey again, scoring three times within the space of a five-minute spell.  First Shearer slotted a pinpoint deflection into the bottom corner, and then Love Child created a reverse stick shot opportunity for himself, competently finishing in style, with Elton John's Rocket Man completed the spell.  With their work done for the day (!) DN slipped back into the comfort zone hoping to have things go their way till the whistle, but it wasn't to be as they were faced by setbacks from numerous factors.  Influential right back Quasimodo lacked his trade mark speed, and was poorer for it, his game not helped by the mass of sideline supporters chanting "who ate all the pies" every time he touched the ball.  The encroaching ice also had its say, putting a stop on weighted passes forcing everybody to adopt the playing style of St "one pace" David, and as the day drew on turning became nigh on impossible.  This did however suit Paul "pit bull" Booth, as his trademark ability to run in a straight line with the ball on his stick no matter what, won him the MoM accolade.  Midfield guru Scum adopted the playmaking role, which didn't go unnoticed by the opposition, as intricate close quarter skills developed numerous openings.

Still, the icy conditions had put the fire out in Didsburys belly and the visitors seized the opportunity again, settling back into their rhythm and despite 2nd team keeper Clement "clean sheets" Chan making one fine save the visitors drew level through two more soft goals.  Almost reluctantly Didsbury pulled themselves out of their shell for one brief attack, just enough time for Roberts to grab his second, a penalty corner strike, before again retreating back into there warm shell to close out the game.  The day heralded enough positive points to confidently approach the resumption of the league season next week, and with several fitness sessions arranged through the week, even those who sit on a small moon should be nearing full fitness (or as close as they can reach)!

Didsbury Northern IV 9 Sale III 0

A number of early morning calls resulted in DNHCs 2nd team star (!) defender making a guest appearance on a frozen home pitch. A frantic early start threw up numerous opportunites, that we couldn't convert - the worst culprit being M Flowers who managed to miss an open-goal from 1 yard (shocking!). Thankfully Didsbury got it together after 25mins and I Craig go thte first goal from open play. Two goals swiftly followed to leave the half time score at 3-0. In the second half the flood gates opened resulting in a further 6 goals. Sepcial mention must go to I Craig (hat-trick boy) and M Flowers, who failed to score in his final home appearance. Not to be outdone by Mike's ineptitude, keeper & captain J Ing, on his second touch of the ball, passed it to Sale's centre forward inside the dee. Only lightening reactions and the inevitable kamikaze tackle saved the clean sheet. Final result 9-0 -> a great start to the second half of the season.

11 Jan 2003

All matches postponed due to frozen pitches

18/19 Jan 2003
Mens Matches

Didsbury Northern Is Knutsford Is 2

Owing to a frozen pitch last week, Didsbury's opening league game of 2003, facing Knutsford at home, was their first in 5 weeks.  Didsbury were determined not to have a repeat of the disappointing 1-1 draw in the first half of the season.  To this end Didsbury started strongly, putting pressure on from the off.  Good play in defence and midfield ensured that Didsbury were almost camped out in Knutsford's half, but somehow the pressure would not pay off.  The first goal came as a shock to all, and was totally against the run of play.  From a free-hit, the ball was hammered into the crowded D and took a most excellent deflection into the roof of the net from a Knutsford player. Early in the second half Didsbury were hit with a big wakeup call.  Another Knutsford free hit outside the D took an unlucky deflection off the usually faultless Dobbin to the forward stood on the post for an easy tap in.

At 2-0 down, Didsbury needed something special.  It came in the form of an inspired substitution by coach Grant, who pulled off Captain Fernandez allowing the formation to change and bang Rocket put the first away.  The pressure then began to pay off as the Midfield Union, recently joined by Booth and Woodcock supplied the forwards with plenty of opportunities.  Shearer's movement in the D created the equaliser.  Riding three challenges and under suspicion of kicking the ball (apparently "the decision that changed Knutsford's season"), he cracked a shot, which was parried by the keeper, but Roberts was on hand to follow-up with a first time slap into the back of the net

At 2-2 Didsbury were on the ascendancy and their third goal came as no surprise. The ball was driven into the D from Dave 'Hard Ball' Harper for Shearer to deflect at the near post.  The keeper went down well but despite two swipes at it he couldn't prevent the ball from rolling agonisingly slowly over the line.  Now with the lead, Didsbury's confidence flowed.  Man of the match Stanger picked up the ball at the top of the D and, wilfully ignoring Shearer's frantic calls, ran straight at the defence beating one, two, three Knutsford players before slipping the ball firmly underneath the keeper.  Everyone had just witnessed what would now be known as the wonder goal.

Rattled, after losing a two-goal lead, Knutsford began to vent their frustration. Shearer was fouled heinously as a Knutsford player tried to de-ball, needless to say he was suitably punished with a yellow card.  The incident did nothing for Knutsford's cause and Rocket made it five for Didsbury with a volleyed deflection at the far post. This riled Knutsford further and a second player was sent packing for trying to start a fight with mild mannered Captain Fernandez

The sixth goal came from Meredith, as he cleanly hit a straight strike from a  short corner, which was deflected by a defender into the roof of the net. The game came to close soon after, but not before Knutsford's Captain threw so many toys that the game had to be temporarily halted by the umpires and a clean up campaign mounted. He capped his tantrum by claiming glibly: 'Yeah well, you're staying in this division'.......MMMMmmmmmmmmmm! I think not.

Springfields II 2 Didsbury Northern II 2 

Didsbury Northern IIIs Cheetham & Heywood IVs 0

Urmston III 0 Didsbury Northern IV 1

A close game was in store, with Didsbury playing well below standard. Didsbury started slow with 1/2 the team asleep and our shape more reminiscent of a rugby scrum than a hockey attacking line. Despite this, we managed to play our wide game for some patches during the first half, one of these leading to an excellent cross from D Steen that P Hill slotted in behind a stranded keeper. However, we allowed the opposition an easy ride by often playing down the centre. 1-0 at Half Time. Urmston came back strong after the whistle but our defense held and we managed a few time wasting tactics (broken keeper helmet, lost ball) to gain a psychological edge. This lead to a number of shorties, but a "bobbley" pitch did not afford rookie stopper S Jones much chance to convert them. Glad we spent Thursday at s/corner practice! The final 10 minutes were all pressure from Urmston, made worse by a shapeless, inept defense. Only edge of the dee saves by our wandering keeper kept our virginity intact.

Didsbury Northern Vs Mossley Hill IIIs 1

Ladies Matches

DNHC 1s vs North Notts 1s - EHA Vase 3rd Round 
Result: 1-3 loss
Goal scorers: Rachael Spraggs
Player of the day:
Report:

25/26 Jan 2003
Mens Matches

Formby IIs 2 Didsbury Northern Is 2

Didsbury's defenders, 'pass to the opposition attackers disease', seems to have spread rapidly, infecting a large number of defenders and midfielders this weekend. How this disease is spread is unknown, but it was a cause for concern in a first half ridden by Didsbury mistakes.

Formby got off to the best start, taking the lead through an early goal, putting Didsbury on the back foot. Their second came from a short corner where the questions: "Why did the Formby player have enough time to have a nice long setup before striking the ball?" and "How was the ball was able to pass directly under the 'Dark Destroyer' body?" should be asked.

The first half was not all one way with a number of chances for Didsbury.

The whistle to start the second half was the start of a big improvement from Didsbury, who created a number of chances, which finally paid off when a free hit was taken quickly and crossed in for Alasdair 'Shearer' Thomas, whose well directed touch setup a one yard finish from Roberts. The aftermath of the goal left Formby with nine men after they questioned the build up to the goal, giving the umpire their view on his decision.

The second goal followed later in the half with a finish by John 'Rocket' Bardsley whose goal scoring form of late has also been impressive. Why a flick was not awarded for a second chance that fell to Rocket, whose shot was well saved by the Formby defender lying between the ball and the goal, will never be known. Other incidents in the half left Shearer in the sin bin, after being yellow carded for giving his view on one of the umpire's decisions. A second Didsbury yellow went to Dave Harper for an accidental challenge that left a Formby player being carried from the pitch.

This result leaves Didsbury one point ahead of Formby with Didsbury looking to extend their lead in the rearranged league match the following day. Didsbury should be disappointed with a draw and their overall performance, but happy that it was not a loss, and can look forward to the return match at Fortress Fallowfield in the last game of the season.

Didsbury Northern Is Neston South Wirral Is 2

The second game of the weekend started in less than ideal circumstances, when the warm-up took Didsbury around Platt Lane Lake, a mile run before the game! Less than a minute into the game, Didsbury suffered their first blow, as Scum was sidelined with a knee injury. Dispite the loss, Didsbury started strongly with their usual style of fluid movement and passing. Dobbin's aerials caused confusion amongst the Neston midfield, and after being warned about receiving the ball above head height decided that they knew better than the umps and did it again, he was suitably punished with a yellow card. Didsbury had most of the possession and they were eventually rewarded with a goal from Roberts. Neston managed to equalise from a rare attacking move where they attacked down their left where the winger beat a couple of Didsbury players before putting a cross in for the centre forward to run on to and easily put away.

Early after the break Didsbury under went a forced formation change as Fernandez went off with the second injury of the day. Neston then took the lead, when they again attacked via their left winger, and he finished with aplomb, hitting the ball high into the back of the net Didsbury doubled their efforts, led by man of the match Stanger who ruled the midfield, seamlessly linking the wings together, whilst Woodcock provided the link between the midfield and the forwards. Didsbury's equaliser came from a move started by Stanger and Woodcock on the right that lead to the ball going left and then up to Shearer who blasted the ball through the keeper.

Didsbury's third came soon after, when Shearer drove in from the right and produced another straight strike through keepers pads. The forth and final goal resulted from a short corner, the players in front of the goal blinding the keeper as Phil's accurate drag flick entered the goal unchallenged.

Once again Fortress Fallowfield kept the would-be challengers at bay, whilst the hard won 4-2 victory allowed Didsbury to retain their slender lead at the top of the table.

Didsbury Northern II 16 Southport Fleetwood Hesketh Is 0

A delayed start and and a 10-man oppostion did little to dampen the spirits of a 2s squad looking to get back on the promotion trail after the christmas break and a nasty case of springfielditis. the gulf between top and bottom appeared early on with three quck strikes in the first 10 minutes. from then on one can only describe the following 60 minutes as a well-needed goalfest. a team knocked by a 2-2 draw the previous week came out all guns blazing to significantly boost its goal difference with an allround quality display of composed, simple hockey. admittedly the game did turn into a training session very early on, but the squad made full use of this wisely, piecing together some well-taken goals and sweeping moves to notch up what is believed to be didsbury northern's highest score ever (eclipsing the 14 put passed the same oppoistion a year earlier). the all round performance can be highlighted by getting 9 different scorers on the board - notably rob g (4), phil taylor (3) and tony davies (3). an awesome performance stands the team in good stead for a possible lake district double weekend and the run to division 4 hockey.

Bolton IVs 0 Didsbury Northern IIIs 1

Didsbury Northern IV 1 Bowdon VIIs 1

Bowdon VIIIs 5 Didsbury Northern Vs 4

Ladies Matches

DNHC 1s vs BHC 1s
Result: 2-1 win
Goal scorers: Kate Thomas (2)
Player of the day: Sarah Rainey
Report: Well what can we say.... It was a hard fought match that we played
well and maintained our intensity and we won!  Two penalty corners converted
by Kate Thomas but good team play to feed her the balls.  The opposition
were young and fit, but we all maintained the pressure and attacked
throughout the match.  Sarah Rainey did a fantastic job in marking their
play maker and the team worked very well as a unit to cut out a lot of the
oppositions distribution and built our attack on that.  It was a very good
team effort and well done us for maintaining the intensity and match play to
get the result.  Full credit for the support from our coach on our sideline
that made quite a difference to our game.   A good start for the new year.

DNHC 2s vs Littleborough
Result: 2-2 draw
Goal scorers: Laura Cordwell, Helen Capstick
Player of the day: Helen Capstick and Fiona Reynolds
Report: Another blustery day in Rochdale, but would we finally exorcise our
Littleborough demons and win a match against them?  They actually came
close, in the first five minutes, to sidelining Vicky for the rest of the
season; luckily her arm injury was only a "flesh wound", and she played on
heroically.

Littleborough took the lead with a fluke goal, which was soon cancelled out
with a goal from Laura, who sneakily poached the rebound from an Esther
strike.  At the beginning of the second half they took the lead again but
then we came into our own.  Our passing was excellent and dribbling skills
were unsurpassed as we drove forward, soon reaping the reward of a short
corner, which was brilliantly converted by Capstick from the left wing(!) At
2-2 we should have had it in the bag, but we just couldn't convert our
numerous chances: Claire Monaghan hit the post and Capstick made a fantastic
length of pitch run only to be denied by inches.  They tried to come back in
the last two minutes but our defending on the two short corners they were
awarded was superb.  For her fourth game ever in goal, Lisa had an awesome
game and really kept us in it in the first half.  Overall a brilliant team
performance with a few commemorative cuts and bruises

Mixed Matches

Timpson Trophy 1st Round - Didsbury Northern 6 City of Manchester 0

A considerable squad assembled to contest this Timpson Trophy 1st round match at the Parrs Wood School pitch, including amongst its number several players who less than an hour earlier, had completed a tough league match. Fitness would surely play a part in the final reckoning. The match started at a brisk pace with attacks from both sides, a fact not lost on the voluble crowd on the side lines. Didsbury managed to gain the upper hand early on and earned a penalty corner. With a swift and strangely accurate injection from Shearer, Fat Straight Meredith was able to stop the ball perfectly, allowing his Thin Gay counterpart enough time to leaf through the Sunday Times sports section before unleashing a straight strike into the corner of the goal. With the pressure off, Didsbury began to spray the ball around the park, effectively linking both wings in delicate moves which frustrated the efforts of CoM to make any meaningful forays into Didsbury territory. Good work around the top of the D by Didsbury led to another short corner in the 10th minute. Up stepped Team Meredith again. A good injection and a good stop, a quick flick through the Business pages and then a thunderous drive. Nothing less than perfection this time: a couple of inches off the ground, clipping the inside of the post and smacking into the backboards with a resounding and satisfying report. The two goal cushion allowed Didsbury to play without restriction, and move after move saw impressive teamwork from McKinnon, Thomas and Roberts load almost constant pressure on the CoM defence. Many chances went begging, but there was always the thought that it was only a matter of time before another goal went in. 2-0 at half time and a change in formation by CoM, coupled with some personnel swapping by Didsbury saw the home side having to soak up considerable pressure from their opponents. However, Shearer could be relied upon to clear up most messes (by fair means or foul - increasingly the latter as tiredness crept in) and somehow, Didsbury managed to keep their clean sheet intact without keeper Chan having to lift a hand or Rainey and Watson looking particularly troubled. As fatigue became a factor for CoM, the balance of play tilted back towards Didsbury and they were rewarded with a penalty stroke which Bardsley took and deftly put away. He doubled his personal tally a few minutes late when his surprisingly found himself on the end of a well-worked short corner move and finished it off with aplomb. Didsbury's superior fitness began to show now as wave after wave of attacks kept CoM under pressure for the remainder of the game. Good chances were spurned by most of the forwards and midfielders, with only blistering strikes from Shearer and Harper showing them how to do it. So, 6-0 and a comfortable win for Didsbury, with positive performances from everyone. Not bad for a scratch side who'd never even trained before and which needed a name check at the beginning of the game ...

01/02 Feb 2003
Mens Matches

Prescot Is 0 Didsbury Northern Is 5

A great all round team performance that saw Didsbury knock another goals 5 against a physical Prescot side again.

Didsbury started slowly on Prescots difficult surface, allowing Prescot to get control of the game. Several clearances of the line, including a remarkable diving save from Fernandez, ensured that the good defensive record was maintained.
Then Didsbury settled, adapting their usual game to allow for the irregular surface and the goals inevitably came. Shearer chipped in with a couple of well taken individual efforts, Roberts with his usual 2 yard tap in, Woodcock from a well worked team goal and Harper with a blasted short corner effort ensured the 3 points.
 
With the cancelled Triton game the following week, Didsbury's troops could jet off to Les Deux Alpes with the full knowledge that they would still be top of the league in a fortnights time, when battle would be resumed.

Didsbury Northern IVs 1 Liverpool Sefton IIIs 0

Liverpool Sefton proved to be difficult opposition for the second time this season with their skillful forwards and robust midfielders causing problems all game. Didsbury, however, had a few chances in the first half, one in particular being stopped on the line by Eoin's foot! Sefton had 5 shorties in the first half, but without their regular stopper (he was umpiring) these were significantly less effective than our previous meeting. The pattern of the match was thus set; lots of Sefton possession with some wide breaks by Didsbury, but neither side could break the deadlock. Half time 0-0. Didsbury picked up their game form the re-start, which resulted in numerous short corners. Finally, from one of these Metcalfe passed to a surprised Martin on the left post who "wheeled" it into the top of the net. Didsbury defense proved again that they were the best in the league and were resolute to the end, despite many more short corners. S. Jones marking and Roberts tackling were exceptional and held on for another win for the Division Leaders. The Physiotherapists 21st birthday party that evening was just rewards for the whole team's efforts.

Ladies Matches

DNHC 2s vs Bowdon 2s
Result: 2-2 draw
Goal scorers:  Laura Cordwell (2)
Player of the match: Clare Hampson
Report: We immediately capitalised on the fact that Bowdon had no goalie
(merely a woman dressed in a large red helmet who would have looked more at
home on a bicycle), and in the first 20 minutes scored two deserved goals.
Unfortunately Bowdon had something resembling an England International in
mid-field and for the remainder of the match she managed to block or
intercept most of our clearances.

Didsbury pushed forward well with great runs from Pinder (subbed due to
freak accident), Claire Monaghan (running up and down like a fitness fanatic
for most of the match) and Esther (refused to be subbed after freak injury).
  Unfortunately all our efforts were in vain, as what the twos agree is the
dirtiest ladies team in this division, kept us at bay.with their incessant
fouls, trips and other dirty tactics.  We did score one moral victory though
when we managed to floor the same player, quite dramatically, at least twice
during the match! (She wasn't happy and those astro burns should take a long
time to heal..)

DNHC 3s vs Urmston
Result: 1-1 draw
Goal Scorer: Gwen Thompson
Player of the Day: Gwen Thompson

As reward/punishment (whichever way you want to look at it) for being
awarded Player of the Day this week, Naomi has asked me to write this week's
report.  I'm not sure how to start this match report because the performance
that the team put in on Sunday was so outstanding that putting it into words
seems like an insult.   Yeah, ok, we drew but we did it in style.

After a warm up and a practise of our new short corner routine (thanks
Yvonne!) we were ready to take on the Urmston ladies.  After the first ten
minutes we had proved that we were on form with confident passing in the
centre and excellent positioning and teamwork all over the pitch.  Captain
Naomi had positioned everyone well and we played some of the best hockey
this season.  We had a bit of trouble getting the ball in the net - which
some might say is an important tactic if you want to win - but at half time
we were convinced that we could do it.

The Urmston team had some kind of magic potion during the break and were
much more confident and created a lot of pressure with the ball in our half
for most of the time.  After what seemed like some kind of
short-corner-athon the ball dizzled painfully into our goal (despite Marie's
greated diving efforts in goal!).  Not to be defeated, great clearings by
the defence and fab vision from the wingers saw the ball back in their half
and we got a well deserved goal (note that by the celebrations that
followed, you would be forgiven for thinking that we had all just won the
lottery, too).  With the drama not over yet, the final second of the game
saw Urmston win a short corner and have everyone but the keeper in the D to
take it.  Once again their plan was foiled by our defense and we finished
the game happy.

Even though we didn't take away the points, this was by far the most
enjoyable game of hockey I've played and everybody contributed towards the
success.  I'm sure one day they'll make a film about it and the game will
become a legend.  Well done ladies. x

DNHC Cheshire V Neston
Result: 6-0 win Sally (2), Jane, Jen, Billie, Cathy
Player of match: Marie
Report: Storming Norman!, will our success ever deminish, I think not!, yet
another white washed club from the Cheshire league heads off home down the
M56 reeling from the silky smooth performance of the mighty Wanderers. Again
much of the match was spent entertaining the Neston defenders in our
attacking half. Emma was in full command in the centre of the pitch, with
shimmies to the left and shimmies to the right, she was instrumental in
setting up most of the goals. Sally continues to add to her mounting goal
tally. Can't remember the first one, I'm sure it was great!. A particularly
lovely through ball (delivered by myself!) to the top of the D met Sally
perfectly positioned to strike home her second. The sprint power of Billie
on the left wing and Cathy on the right with the support of Dawn and Fiona
were able to convert two more between them. Jen and Jane were not shy of the
action either, Jane had a rather nice arial shot, executed with a baseball
style technique, this was disallowed but we were awarded a flick. Jen duly
took her place at the spot (kop out Emma! - with your new stick as well!),
unfortunately the keeper saved, but it looked very skilful from where I was
standing! It was a bit of a quiet day for Polly and Julie at the back,
although Julie made a rather stunning break up the full length of the pitch
only to be dis-balled by a Neston defender. Rose complained she was bored in
goal so we gave her the chance to make a single save, an aerial ball too,
surely it's worth playing in goal for that kind of glory?!!

08/09 Feb 2003
Mens Matches

EHA Trophy 4th Round - Didsbury Northern Is 2 Prescot Is 4

Didsbury second loss of the season, both to a talented Preston side who reside 2 leagues above them.
 
A very good game, with Didsbury playing some cagey hockey against skillful opposition. What might have been, if Scum had scored into an open goal to bring the game to 3-3 with minutes to go. Didsbury bow out of the EHA Trophy, with pride intact, with just the league to aim for this season

Lytham St Annes IVs 2 Didsbury Northern IVs 2

The nadir of our season. How we could be brought so low by such a poor team
(for reference to the uninitiated, Lytham are bottom of the league, we were top). Things started with a jolt for Didsbury with one of the softest goals allowed by the best defense in the league. And shock of
shocks, Didsbury are 1-0 down within 5 mins. However, this did not drive us down the path of despair, and we kept our heads up and spent the rest of the half firmly on the attack. This attitude was
rewarded by 4 short corners, all of which were taken well and goals for Iain Craig & Andy Johnson gave us a 50% shortie record and, more importantly, a 2-1 lead going into half time.

Lytham came out with resolve in the second half and lead by their plucky
no. 14 in the midfield charged the Didsbury goal relentlessly. A couple of uncharacteristic defensive errors,
allowed Lytham some chances, but we held on until a saved short corner was well followed up by their attack who lifted it over a prone keeper. 2-2. Then the tempers started to fray, firstly in Lytham ranks, but secondly and more destructively in the Didsbury team. Players from both sides and umpires were shouted at, sworn at and abused by Didsbury. We started fighting each other rather than support each other.
We did well to hold on for the draw.

I hope we never play like that again.

But, onto brighter things, the night out in Blackpool was attended by 6 of
the team (1 more than the 2s) and apart from lots of drinking & dancing, we also got Phil "Grandad" Roberts into a sweaty, sea-front night club. Show us your moves, Phil.

Ladies Matches

15/16 Feb 2003
Mens Matches

Glaxo Is 0 Didsbury Northern Is 3

Fate leads the willing but drives the stubborn.  The willing were the table topping Manchester men, ready and chomping at the bit being lead headlong to a second successive promotion.  The stubborn were the Cumbrians Glaxo who positively refused to accept the defeat that fate had dealt them and which they were eventually driven too.

The game had a lively start on the sunny, if chilly day in Ulverston.  Didsbury were straight into their stride perhaps testament to their new improved warm-up routine, the ball was zipped quickly about the field, Glaxo dropping into the defensive position they were to occupy for the majority of the game.  The umpire at the Didsbury end in fact was so static that his legs atrophied (though he later claimed he had just got them in a tangle) and gave way underneath him.  After seeing him drop ungraciously onto his backside Didsbury captain Brandon 'Chumley Bumlick' Fernandez was quickly across to fawn over the fallen official swooning with fake concern.  His brown nosing paid off with the umpire giving the Didsbury men the benefit of decisions all game and the Didsbury captain his phone number at the end of the game!

The early chances were all at the Glaxo end and frustration grew for the men in green as time and again they went despairingly awry.  Short corner after short corner was squandered and it seemed that a goal would never come as chances were sqandered.  Two of the best fell to Dave 'Red Mist' Harper who's penchant for hitting the ball very, very, very, very, very hard came to the fore.  First to the amusement of team mates, he blasted a shot amazingly far over the bar, clearing both the fence behind the goal and a significant proportion of the field behind and soon after from the same position pinged a rocket of a shot up off the bar, over the fence behind and cleared a significant proportion of the field behind.  Dave was heard to mutter that if only he'd put a bit more into it, it could have been but this writer is inclined to believe that any more on the shot and the ball would have escaped the earths gravitational pull.

Man of the match Dorian 'Dobbin' Jordan also came close after a rarely seen mazy dribble saw him ghost past three defenders before cracking a shot that the keeper saved well.  There were many others besides including a scramble that was cleared off the line and a couple of chances the forwards should have buried but the Glaxo keeper was on fire and kept everything out.

Eventually one was bound to go in and it came as ever from voluble centre forward and top scorer Aladair 'Shearer' Thomas.  A good move down the right and a quick cross from Meredith allowed Woodcock to fire at goal.  His rather lame slap was easily saved but Shearers follow up saw him slap into the net to make it 1-0.  Needless to say this was cause for multiple facial grimaces and self-aggrandisement lest we forgot the contribution.

The rest of the half was much the same but at this point mention must be made of a man who can be described only as a pothole in the highway of life.  The Glaxo number 3 was of no use to anybody and highly irritatng as he demonstrated his bizarre concept of tackling.  He seeminly believed that if the ball was there to hit then it didn't matter who or what was in between and that if he was a 'little late' and brutally chopped his opposition down, well that was alright because he was only going for the ball.  He first gave out 'treatment' to Paul 'Jigsaw' Meredith rudely cracking him across the hand with the ball well clear then after cracking Meredith again, hit Jordan with an awful tackle so late that a yellow card was the only option.  Unperturbed by this short ban on his return he decided to upend Fernandez with what must have been close to a repeat yellow.

The second goal was on the cards from early in the second half as Didsbury made their domination of the game absolute.  Eventually Stanger with a rare earl descision hit a lightening strike to the back post where Woodcock, from a yard out finished elegantly and without facial grimaces.  Didsbury should have extended the lead as they should possibly have been awarded a flick soon after.  An insurgence into the D left Dobbin to hit a reverse stick shot at goal, saved only by a defenders foot on the line.  Paul 'Scum' Misselbrook was already trotting to the spot when the flick was inexplicably downgraded to a penalty corner.  The mutterings that uttered from the mouth of Scum included the words '..my goal..', '...awesome at P.Flicks..' and '...number one...', though it was possibly for the best that no one heard the full statement considering the events later in the half. 

Following a third goal from a Meredith hit bullet from a short corner the opportunity for Scum to make up for his earlier disappointment was put on a plate.  Following Shearers charging run into the D in which he was cynically hacked down, a penalty flick was this time awarded.  Up stepped Paul 'I don't know how to defend' Misselbrook for a simple conversion.  No one knows what caused his attention to be distracted, perhaps a thought making the long lonely journey through his head but the result of his attempt at multi-tasking was disastrous.  The keeper may or may not have guessed which way he was going but had he not he would have had time to adjust given the limp wristed manner in which it was executed.  His mutterings of '...good save...', '...midfield union...' And '.....stick problem..' went mostly unnoticed as he sneaked back to hide amidst his fellow midfielders.

The game petered out from there to its climax, though Misselbrook may well have made up for his shame having a great effort brilliantly saved by the impressive Glaxo keeper.  Didsbury though ran out clear winners without ever having to move out of second gear, though one member of the squad was unhappy.  Chris 'Dark Destroyer' Hurst was heard to moan, '£6 match fees for 2 touches....£3 a touch...f***** bargain!'.  Roll on promotion!!

Northern IIIs 1 Didsbury Northern IVs 0

Didsbury started strongly, whenever the ball was with the opposition a minimum of 2 players hassled well and this pressure led to a lot of ball for Didsbury. Irish Pete led the line very well making good runs into space for the midfield to pass to and for the first 15 mins it was all Didsbury. But Northern sat deep and just soaked up the pressure not allowing Didsbury to create any clear chances. Eventually Didsbury seemed to run out of steam and the game evened up, but still neither team could create anything. The Didsbury defense were solidly led by Eoin & Warren smothering all opposition efforts, especially the Asian #10 who found a lot space in midfield due to his pace and lack of marking. The half finished with a good chance for Irish Pete deflecting a well-drilled cross onto goal that was well saved. Half time 0-0 Didsbury came out strong in the second half and several short corners were wasted or saved by the excellent Northern keeper. Gav was always a threat down the right, but probably should have seen more of the ball. The opposition captain and centre back was sent off for 5 mins in the final 1/4, and Didsbury tried to take advantage by sending Eoin up in attack. But despite some good running off the ball and splitting of the defense, Didsbury were still unable to hit the target. Once back up to full complement, Northern had a strong spell of intense pressure, mainly due to Didsbury giving the ball straight back to the opposition. After a brief respite, the final 5 mins were all Northern, mainly due to at least 2 missed feet fouls in front of the Northern umpire who eventually awarded a short corner. A slightly cocky defense did not give their shambolic shortie routine enough respect, and the final (poor) hit of the match went under a keeper more worried about dropping 2 points than thinking Northern could score from a short. Lesson learned.

Brooklands Man Uni Vs 0 Didsbury Northern IVs 0

Didsbury playing to regain top spot from the overnight leaders had a change of plan up their sleeve - put a midfielder up front, increase pressure on oppo's goal and hope they score! This worked initially but it the expected strong Brooklands attack had the defence fighting hard. A number of well taken short corners (from straight shots to left & right slips) were successfully defended, with being cleared off the line by the keeper's stick and another by P Roberts' right knee --> flick. Brooklands centre forward lined up for the strike, but the keeper jumped the correct way and covered the ball all the way onto the post. Sigh of relief. Still 0-0. Didsbury rallied and came back with some strong attacks but still failed to give their keeper much to do. Back in their own dee, keeper & captain Ing flattened the cocky ringer (#6) to keep the score goaless at half time. Pace & tempers started to rise in the 2nd half, with 3 players spoken to by the umpire and Simon Jones receiving the 4th team's FIRST disciplinary card of the season (green). Didsbury continued to look strong in the attack, but failed to capitalise on chances and allowing Brooklands too many opportunities to counter-attack. Didsbury defense remained strong with sterling performances from S & T Jones. And the whole short corner defense squad outdoing themselves 8+ times in the final 15 mins. Keeper Ing took down two more attackers (+T Jones) and narrowly avoided giving away a 2nd flick (but the muppet did miss an empty goal). A well fought draw, but a disappointing 1 point for a possible 6-weekend.

Ladies Matches

DNHC 1s vs Saddleworth
Result: 2-2 draw
Goal Scorers: Kate Thomas (2)
Player of the Day: Fiona Reynolds
Report: Being the night after the party to celebrate a few hockey players
birthday's, including Kate Th, we were never sure what to expect from the
match.  Everyone played very well and battled hard for the entire match
although we had no substitutes for the second half as the goalie had been
taken off due to injury.  Rose substituted in goal and managed one save, one
goal to keep it level.

We could have won, but their keeper was awesome and kept some excellent
attempts at goal out of the net.  Luckily Kate Thomas was on fine form and
scored some textbook goals with deflections from the post from the well
placed shots from Rachael Spraggs and called by Vicki B..

We had alot of space which enabled our wing backs to do alot of attacking. 
Fiona played superbly and did a load of running, set up a lot of play with
loads of passing and linking particularly with Helen and on the wing and
Vicki in the centre.  Although the win wasn't achieved we still deserved at
least the two points for the score draw and look forward to some more
fantastic hockey over the next few weeks.

Credit to kate thomas (who is now the ladies 1's top scorer) who after
drinking long into the night managed to stay on the pitch for the whole
match and ran around for the entire match.  Must have been the prematch
energy giving muffins supplied by Rose or the curry at 4.30am!

DNHC 3s vs Manchester University
Result: 2-3 loss
Goal Scorer: Julia Rounthwaite, Claire Butler
Player of the Day: Louise Hannah
Report: Around the same time that Alex Ferguson was chucking football boots
at his
most expensive player, just a couple of miles down the road, DNHC ladies
thirds were taking on what proved to be the strongest opposition in the
league so far.

After some excellent tactical training from Rose pre match (thanks honey!)
we went in feeling confident and positive about trying out some new moves
and formations. However this didnt transpire onto the pitch as we started
off very nervously and with some of our players suffering from various
illnesses and hangovers we didnt get off to a good start. Manchester Uni
went 2 0 up within a short space of time. They had some strong forwards and
had three high CF goal hanging basically so for the first twenty minutes we
faced a barrage of attacks.

However we persisted with our tactics and as if by magic the shopkeeper
appeared - no sorry - we started to play some fantastic hockey. Brilliant
running and hassling as ever from gwen, amanda, becs and michelle g stopped
the flow of Manchester play and we really stuck into them. Everyone had a
stormer and WE WERE REALLY GOOD. Goals from clare b and julia brought us
back into the game, however they just proved a bit too strong for us with a
breakaway goal towards the end.

Thoroughly enjoyable game of hockey (apart from not winning obviously) and
thanks to kate for pulling off some ace saves. No boots were thrown at the
end of the game however a thousand apologies from me to shelly who felt the
full force of my stick in a freak "lets batter members of your own team"
incident. Onwards and upwards ladies, promotion is still an option.

22/23 Feb 2003
Mens Matches

Didsbury Northern Is 2 Cheetham & Heywood IIs 1

The prodigal son has returned from the Bowdon wilderness, and I have finally been forgiven and finally accumulated enough votes to write the match report. With our last performance being less than convincing, there was the belief that our home form at Fortress Fallowfield would drag our performance up to the required level, unfortunately the home pitch advantage goes out the window when the local derby between the 'Manchester City' like Cheetham & Heywood and their more Illustrious United like neighbours. As appears customary we went behind to an early goal which surprisingly didn't go through Darl Destroyer's legs, as he had bizarrely had them together, rather than being in his normal knees apart ape like stance. The game continued with us having to do a lot of chasing of the ball as we had the propensity every time we had the ball to play the hard pass to them or have the ball stolen from the end of our sticks. The only glimmer of light came from the performance on the left from the uncompromising Booth & Harper with some typical bruising tackles(often inexplicably penalised), and slick passing to the marauding forwards. Finally we managed to win some penalty corners, and it came as no surprise that the opening goal came from a rocket from Harper slightly deflected to Roberts who collected well, and held composure better than some of the more experienced members of the squad, and slipped the ball the Damo who put the ball in the corner of the goal from 4 yards. Some tough words at half time from our South African coach still smarting from the spanking New Zealand gave them in the cricket, seemed to help cohesion and we managed to hold more second half possession. The second goal came from a good move down the left, which resulted in a free hit on the left outside the circle, from which Harper's vision spied an incisive near post run from Roberts, who finished well from 2 yards, and he was heard say ' that's my distance' after some first half longer range efforts were not as competently converted. This however can't be said about Shearer or Lovechild who spurned efforts from a similar distance. Despite some pressure towards the end of the game our composure held, no more goals but some orbits of note Shearer's usual & Dobbin's over the goal. Dob's didn't have one of his better days and in the second half even released Jigsaw's umbilical cord and Jigsaw was found dazed and confused on the left hand side of the pitch. Towards the end of the second half the umpires observational skills were brought into question, while housemates Dobbin & Scum, are both known for appealing & squealing like girls when fouled, it was in fact Dobs scything tackle which Scum was carded for. 3 points from another substandard performance are much welcome, as unlike United in this local Derby the title contenders took all 6 points on offer for the season. Final score 2-1 and with Knutsford's loss 7 points from promotion.

Southport Vs 0 Didsbury Northern IVs 3

The team has struggled of late to score goals (5 in last 6 matches). However, building on success of previous week, Jason as captain decided to adopt a very attacking formation, pushing the previous sweeper right up to a four attack, three mid and three defence formation. This clearly worked and from the very start of the match scoring opportunities were created. Both midfield & defence coped comfortably with reduced numbers as the attackers worked extremely hard to keep the ball in Southport's half. The early pressure brought its rewards as Gav cut inside (no surprise there -Ed!) to receive an early pass from the left and struck a sweet shot from just inside the dee through the hapless keeper. The second goal resulted from closing down Southport quickly and winning the 50:50 ball. The quick resulting forward play saw Tony D latching onto a loose ball and fairly blasting the ball onto the metal backboard - CLANG! Half time 2-0 The second half saw a similar pattern and a third goal was scored by Irish Pete following up quickly from a rebounding well struck short corner strike off the keeper's pads. To their credit, Southport tried very hard to mount a successful attack, but as their captain pointed out at the end of the game, Didsbury's work rate and ability to close down the ball made all the difference. Post script - Iain finally got his free away tea for the 1st time in 4 matches. Students!

Ladies Matches

DNHC IIIs vs Littleborough
Result: 0-4 loss
Goal Scorer:
Player of the Day: Becky Hirst
Report: Our matches are becoming a bit of an injury fest and Saturday was no
exception...el capitan came a cropper in the first 10 mins (good effort) and
was sub-ed off. No match would be complete without Shelley damaging herself
and as ever she was on form with a nasty injury to her knee. Despite this it
was another match of which films will be made. Extreme bravery from our
fearless goal keeper who at one point ended up around the 25 yard line.
Can't quite explain that one but on that run she never lost the ball once.
Bit like the lovely mel gibson in brave heart - particularly the shouting.
Our defence displayed their usual prowess and were only defeated on a few
occasions. The mid field were passing and switching the ball. Even the
forwards got over our initial dislike of the attacking goal D and had a few
shots on goal. Which just leaves the scoreline. Can't quite explain it....we
was robbed mate.

DNHC Stockport vs Macclesfield
Result: 2-3 loss
Goal Scorer: Sue, Jo Skelton
Player of the Day: ?
Report: It was a very well played match with lots of excellent passing from
attack to defence.  The goals we scored were awesome and Sarah and Rose
defended Macclesfield's attacks as well as we could.  Amber, Jacqui and
Rachel linked very well between defence and midfield and played some
excellent balls for our attacks to break though the Macclesfield lines.   It
was end to end stuff and a very enjoyable match.

Mixed Matches

Timpson Trophy 2nd Round - Didsbury Northern 2 West Herts 5

Approximately 12 hours after the final chorus of 'New York, New York!' had heralded the end of Rob and Fiona's big send off at Jabez, a slightly dishevelled  but essentially cheerful team congregated at the high school for what promised to be a competitive afternoon of hockey. 

Having relinquished his duties as captain to Shearer,  Brandon also found himself parted from his  captain's armband as the one bought by the skipper for the occasion didn't come up to scratch. 

The game began at a good pace with Didsbury competing well against a more skilful opposition, maintaining possession with some fine passing moves.  At the back, Harper, Fernandez, Richardson and Moore soaked up the early pressure well, sending the ball out wide and up the lines through Sharples on the left and McKinnon on the right.  Despite this positive play, it was the visitors who scored first when their persistent attack finally broke through the Didsbury defence to go one up.  Undeterred, Didsbury came back strong and equalised within a few minutes when an intensive attacking spell culminated in a pass out wide from Roberts to Eadie who fired in the cross past the stranded keeper to Spraggs who finished in clinical fashion.  At this point, it seemed that Didsbury were back in the game but 10 minutes from half time, disaster struck.  A highly dubious short corner led to a goal-mouth scramble  in which a ball cleared off the line by Rainey was awarded as a goal.  Shortly afterwards, another questionable short corner was given and the unsettled defence were unable to keep the ball out of the net.  Adding insult to injury, the visitors scored yet again soon after.  The home team went in despondent at half time, 4:1 down. 

After a passionate halftime team talk from the captain, Didsbury came out with renewed determination and began the second half in a similar style to the first.  Good build-up work from Birchwood and  Misselbrook in the centre led to several chances but the visitors extended their advantage further when a penalty flick was awarded against Stanger who stood valiantly in the goal mouth as the ball was lifted at him from close range.  Chan was unlucky not to save the ensuing flick which was fired just past his outstretched leg.  Despite the 4 goal deficit, Didsbury continued to play an aggressive game and were finally rewarded when Meredith's short corner strike crept under the keeper and over the goal line to keep the home team in with a chance. As Didsbury continued to attack, the persistent Thomas was wiped out in the D, earning a flick for the home team and a spell with 10 men for the visitors as his aggressor was yellow carded.  Up stepped Harper.  Could he reduce the goal deficit still further?  Unfortunately, the weight of expectation proved just a little too much as his effort was sent wide.  Despite continued pressure, Didsbury were unable to capitalise on their one man advantage and as the clock ticked on, several opportunities came and went, the final chance to make the score respectable coming on the stroke of fulltime in the form of a short corner.  The team piled forward for one last push but were denied for the final time as the ball was cleared and the whistle blown. 

Didsbury were left to reflect whistfully on what had been a good afternoon's hockey but a disappointing result, the final score not reflecting the quality of the home side's play.

01/02 Mar 2003
Mens Matches

Nelson & Rossendale Is 2 Didsbury Northern Is 2

Didsbury set about this game knowing that a win would keep them ahead in the title race and ever closer to automatic promotion. Despite their work rate and passion, Didsbury only showed glimpses of the hockey they were capable of. The result certainly did not flatter the hosts, who defended strongly, and posed several worrying moments for the Didsbury defence. It was Nelson & Rossendale who took the early lead. Attacking on the break, and with the Didsbury midfield completely by-passed, Nelson & Rossendale won a deserved flick after the ball had hit Beavers on the line. Hurst was unable to keep the flick out after being sent the wrong way. Didsbury set about trying to equalise, but much of what they tried was either slow of thought or over complex. However, once the defence regained some solidity, with Beavers and Fernandez reliably marking their attackers out of the game, and Cinderella starting to pirouette in the middle of the park, a few openings were created.

It was from a hard working press where Didsbury smuggled the ball from the opposition. A smart two touch move from Scum opened up the park allowing Lovechild to slip the ball through to Roberts from top D. He finished equisitely from right to left, in off the inside of the left post leaving the keeper with no chance.

However, having proven that Didsbury could compose some flowing moves, the hosts goal was rarely threatened. In fact it took some desperate tackling (and diving) to keep the scoreline at 1-1. A half-time team talk galvanised the didsbury side, and they dominated the second-half possession. Although the play was at times scrappy, Shearer needed only one chance to score, and when it came he finished with ease. 2-1 to Didsbury. Several chances were also missed, notably by Scum, who's movement allowed himself several opportunities. It was fitting though that it was a Didsbury mistake which allowed the hosts back into the game. A lack of concentration and a bobbling pitch gave the ball to Nelson and Rossendale on the right hand side of the pitch. The resulting move looked to have been broken down, only for the ball to hit a didsbury player's foot on its way off the back line. One stunning short corner strike later and it was 2-2, with the striker giving the didsbury defender, who gifted them the short corner, a hug of thanks.

A frantic last five minutes could not produce a goal for either side, with Beavers imperious at the Didsbury end. A deserved result, with Didsbury performing under-par, and the brilliance which can emerge, too sporadic.

Didsbury Northern IVs 1 Wigan IVs 1

Well. Could be viewed as a lucky escape or an unfortunate result. Didsbury adopted the same attacking formation (3-3-4) that had been so successful the week before, however, Wigan exposed it's weaknesses immediately by having 2 good central mid-fielders that Sieve was hard pushed to mark alone. By the time Didsbury were able to reorganise, Wigan had pushed a man through the weakened defense and taken the lead. Immediately Eoin was dropped into the midfield and Didsbury's composure returned. We started to push back, but as usual careless passes and holding onto the ball too long allowed Wigan to keep a clean sheet up to the whistle. Half Time 0-1. Following an impassioned speech from Peter "Late Boy - soon to be Married Boy" Hill, Didsbury came out fighting but despite many good runs down both wings and increased pressure in the circle, we were unable to break through. A very well struck short rebounded to Charlie McGhee whose lifted shot was stopped on the line by a defenders chest --> FLICK. P Roberts calmly stepped up and despite the keeper going the right way, slotted it home to level the scores. This lifted Didsbury and again we pressured hard for the winner, but alas it was not to be. Next week - early passes will be necessary, if we are to win.

Ladies Matches

DNHC 1s vs Oldham
Result: 4-2 win
Goal scorers: Rachael Spraggs (2), Kathryn Moore (2)
Player of the Day: Sarah Rainey
Report: Our match started pretty slowly, due to not much hockey since xmas
it looked as though it was our first game of the season.  But we worked
hard, kept our spirits up and 4 cracking strikes from Rampant and Spraggy
gave us a convincing win.

We were all fired up to make the most of our first match in a few weeks
especially in the glorious sunshine, but our minds and bodies didn't seem to
work as quickly as we had expected.  the idea was their, the execution
wasn't! never the less spraggy drew us level with a good slot from the post
after some very good team passing and play to get us into attack.

The second half was considerably better and we covered them well and created
some good play.  We went 1-2 down and it could have been the end but we
raised our game since we knew we deserved the win and were good enough to
get it.  Some good tactics got us a short corner and rampant cleanly struck
it in from left slip.  hooray!  the next penalty corner was a replay of the
first and we were now 3-2 up!  Spraggy decided to join in on the action and
struck well to score in the same spot as Rampant had just a few minutes
later with a field goal.

A deserved result from a game that let us brush off the cobwebs...bring on
the rest of the season

DNHC 2s vs Fearns
Result: 6 - 0 win
Goal scorers:  Esther (3) Sophie (2) Laura (1)
Player of the match: Helen Capstick
Report: And so whilst Fiona travels the world, Didsbury Northern 2nds
continue to
torment the opposition in impeccable style!
There were a few additional faces in the team on Saturday with Lindsey,
Jackie, Jo and Sarah Rainey all contributing magnificently to our
victorious win.
Fearns near Rawtenstall could quite easily be a backdrop for a scene in
'The league of Gentlemen' and I half expected to be faced with a motley
crew in opposition, in all fairness, yes they were, but credit to them as
they took the punishing defeat rather well.
We were graced with the presence of Alex Ferguson, in the shape of Vicky
McKinnon.  Vicky, still nursing a squash injury, kept us in shape from the
sideline and gave us plenty of support.   Vicky; a word of advice, stick to
hockey!
We struggled to capitalise on numerous chances in the first half, but
Esther kindly knocked the first goal in .  I've heard opposition teams warn
each other about 'the Flash one' in previous games and true to form she
flashed a huge grin in my direction as she neatly tucked the ball (that was
already heading in, I hasten to add) into the goal.
It was great to have Paula Martin back who cannot be missed during any game
and always ensures it's never a quiet one.  Paula kept us all informed of
her great ability to find space by her unmistakable yelling from the right
wing and in social worker mode also diluted a somewhat seething opposition
defence.
I expect the team talk at half time within the Fearns ranks must have been
fairly positive, I mean, they were only the one goal behind.  I wonder if
the lyrics 'Why do you build me up, buttercup baby, just to let me down!'
crossed their minds during the second half, because it was almost as if
we'd lulled them into a false sense of security in the first, only to
completely surprise them in a blazing second half.
Esther continued in amazing form to complete a quality hat trick, a further
two superb strikes from Sophie and a gift from Laura ensured our 6 - 0 win.
Sarah Rainey had a great game too, ensuring that our defence weren't overly
stretched and Kate M was able to literally chill in goal!  Thanks to a
great effort from the rest of the team; Ruth, Pinder, Lindsey, Jackie,
Claire, Jo and Paula whom all ensured such a tremendous result.
And so why you might ask was I nominated player of the match, well now I've
congratulated the rest of the team on their performance, it's only fair to
add that I had an okay game too.  I may have been carded for the first time
in my hockey career, but it was worth it!
I suppose I only have one thing left to add and that is to advise that
Ladies, you exercise those vocal chords and be prepared to sing along to
Queens 'We are the Champions'.
Fantastic result kids!

DNHC Cheshire vs Chester College
Result: 0-0 draw
Goal scorers:
Player of the Day: Dawn Lappin
Report: The Wanderers faced their toughest match of the season the result
may have affected there promotion chances. But they raised there game,
played very well and held strong to get the draw. There were some cracking
shots on goal that were bounced back by their keeper. We used the width and
the space and played some excellent hockey with great runs up the wings.
Everyone gave 110% and although we missed out on the win we have nearly
secured our promotion....it is now left to this weekend a win will mean
guaranteed promotion. The defence played fantastically well and played as a
tight unit to cover all their players and shut down the breakways early on,
and also polishing up our acting skills (reckon you could be up for a part
in Casualty Rose! - look out Donna A!). The smell of alcohol on Fiona Reid's
breath assisted greatly in breaking the concentration of the Chester
attack!. Dawn was a star on the right and sometimes seemed like she was a
brick wall as nothing got through her, she also worked hard to build some
great attacks. As ever Marie ran her heart out (suffering a very near death
experience in the process!), as did Kate Turner, supporting the attack, then
sprinting back to cover the defence. All in all, well played everyone, it
was a good result. Unfortunate not to score the winning goal but the result
did reflect the nature of the game, lets keep the momentum going and whoop
some more ass before the end of the season!

08/09 Mar 2003
Mens Matches

Didsbury Northern Is 1 Colwyn Bay Is 1

Three points was all it would require for promotion for the second successive year.  The opponents, Colwyn Bay, were well known opponents from previous skirmishes last year in North West 2, when they had been soundly dispatched both times.  Their noticeable improvement had meant Didsbury could only muster a draw in the first meeting of the season at Colwyn Bay.  Nevertheless, expectation was high.
 
Didsbury started well and had the better of the early exchanges.  However, Colwyn soon forced their way into the match and could well have taken the lead had their finishing been better.  Unfortunately, Didsbury's response to this was not ideal.  A lesson to be learnt for next season is that the opposition must be expected to compete and will have at least one bright spell during a game.  The key is to realise this, play sensible hockey and weather the storm.  Too often Didsbury want to play perfect 'champagne' hockey rather than realising what is required for three points.  Although, this is perhaps understandable as the success of the last two seasons has bread an expectation that the opposition can be bulldozered out of the way.
 
Despite this criticism to the joy of the crowd who had braved the wet conditions Didsbury took the lead through a well worked short corner and a cool finish from the fast improving ex Bowdon Beaver Mark Roberts.  This was his 19th goal of the season and he has more than justified the faith shown in him last season.  Should he continue to improve he will prove a valuable asset.
 
Following this goal Didsbury could not, however, find the killer second goal that would surely have meant promotion. Instead, Colwyn had further chances to add their name to the goal sheet, but were unable to convert these.  When they had a player sent off for violent play it seemed DNHC would finally be able finish the game off, but appeared worryingly bereft of ideas.
 
Perhaps, the team need to take the next step in their hockey education.  Too often they seemed to expect to be able to force their way through the well organised competent defence and failing this looked for overly ambitious passes that invariably led to possession being squandered.  In the past much of the teams' success has come from hitting teams on the break.  However, as they increasingly find themselves up against opposition content to defend and soak up pressure they cannot do this.  Perhaps, there was a need for more simple passes, improved ball speed, more patience and better running off the ball which would pull the opposition out of position and create the space that allows players to demonstrate their skills.  Furthermore, perhaps there is a need for DNHC to be more aware of what they are trying to do during a game.  For example, many a team has based its game plan on playing good simple hockey until they enter the opposition '25' where they can then use their skills to create a shooting opportunity or win a short corner.
 
Inevitably Colwyn did eventually convert one of their chances.  Although, it should be acknowledged that the opportunity was created by a number of fortunate deflections that somehow led to the ball reaching their centre forward on the p flick spot who coolly deposited the ball into the left corner of the net.  Still Didsbury had only minutes before benefited from a large slice of luck when having to make a goal line clearance following a Colwyn short. 
 
Ironically this goal led to Didsbury then demonstrating one of their best attributes, the determination to win.  The next five minutes saw two DNHC have two goals disallowed, the first of which would undoubtedly have won goal of the season if only for the mazy lung-bursting celebration Damien Stranger embarked on after slotting home the shot he was convinced had restored the lead.
 
Ultimately, it was not to be and the game finished a 1-1 draw that some might even suggest flattered the home team.  Two more points dropped and promotion not yet secured.  Still cheer up - we got back to the club house, found out Knutsford had lost (again) and that we were promoted anyway.  Funny old way to do it and perhaps led to rather muted celebrations, but if we had been offered it at the beginning of the season I think we might just have taken it!  The lesson for next year - we have to earn the right to beat sides and cannot expect them to rollover and let us win.
 
Bowdon VIIs 3 Didsbury Northern IVs 2
 
And so, the season climax. A win and we are promoted. A lose or draw and we are nowhere. The portents were not good - Bowdon bouncy wet pitch, pouring rain and a number of changes at the back. Bowdon came out of the starting blocks on fire and were immediately in the Didsbury dee. A few parries and Didsbury were defending their first short corner. No goal but Bowdon were still on the attack and picked up a good rebound to take the lead. Didsbury tried to rally but found their passing game nullified by the unpredictability of the bouncy pitch. Bowdon were again strong in the attack and their captain deflected a rocket coming into the dee into the back of the net. This was the first time Didsbury had been 2 behind all season and finally were spurred into action. A series of short corners got us one back before the break to give 1-2 at half time. The second half had a change of tactic for Didsbury, instead of slinky passing we went back to shell it out of defence and hope a forward runs onto it. This helped out attacking game but Bowdon were still strong and forced another defensive error that the umpire signalled for and then let play continue for a third Bowden goal. Simon Jones came close to repeating his Brooklands offence, but was pulled back. The remainder of the game saw Didsbury continue to hold their heads high even though they were facing a mountain. Two final highlights, a penalty flick by Bowdon was missed and Chris Morrow finished an excellent move down the right hand side, but we were left congratulating the League Winners

Ladies Matches

DNHC 2s vs Salford Ladies
Result: 1 - 0 win Goal scorers: Esther
Player of the match: The Team
Report: Shame I missed the team talk at the beginning of the match because
for some reason I assumed that our team tactic was to make everyone think
we're rubbish so that when we play the home Derbys next season we'd
completely ambush the unsuspecting 1st Team! The actual outcome was that I
played as well as Ruby Wax sings and the rest of you performed
exceptionally. Cheers girls! We were graced with the on pitch presence of
Kate Thomas and Sarah Rainey to assist in our victory and they both helped
to completely demoralise the opposition. The goal came early in the match
from a clean cross from Paula which was neatly tucked away by Esther. Ruth,
Natasha and Sarah R all made numerous spectacular runs up the field to
pressure the Salford defence. Claire and Paula both worked very hard on the
right and kept pounding in the crosses. A shout out also to Kate Mitchell
who made a tremendous save in the second half. Our passing was fantastic,
like something you would expect to see on a televised match. The only reason
the final score doesn't reflect our game, was due to a great effort from the
opposition keeper, who was rather good, outside of the fact that she kept
resorting to doing a Demi Moore style strip tease whenever we got close to
goal! Laura, Esther and Kate T tried every trick in the book and a few more
besides to dazzle her but to no avail. We must have spent the last ten
minutes of the game more or less within the confines of their D, and yet we
failed to exploit their demor