The Didsbury 4s came back from Christmas with their heads held high after dominating the league prior to Christmas.
A team of 14 meant we could all get acquainted with the bench while we watched Didsbury dominate yet another game.
After showing off our Christmas presents, a number of teammates got jealous of Mini’s new orange Adidas’. Being the bigger man (metaphorically) he ignored their shaming and went to sat on the bench so he could text his mum and ask for the receipt.
The game started and Tom Starling turned into the skittles man but instead of everything he touches turning into skittles, everything he touched turned into goals.... 3 on every debut.
Nothing else really happened, except 3 more goals and the weather erupting into a torrential downpour. Storm Brendan you slag!
Attendance: 12 (mainly subs)
FINAL SCORE: Didsbury Northern 6 - 0 Keswick
Goals:
Stalin x 3
Dan Evans x 2
Robin x 1
MoM: Stalin - debut hat-trick
DoD: Mini - slick shoes
Honourable Mentions: Stalin - statue, Ben - micro-aerial