Men’s 4s beat off their Cockermouth based opponents

After an early 8am start, we were all set for the fun bus to Keswick. After much debate on whether to collect Paul (despite him being a massive bellend) sadly no one would play left back, so we decided to pick him up.

After getting to non** paradise, aka Cockermouth, we had a quick warm up... with Grim, Matty and Robin truly testing the plumbing in the school.

After 15 minutes of rough and tumble, Le General came on to truly start the erotic hockey. Didsbury got a cheeky penalty corner. Surprisingly, a decent drag out produced a good flick from Grim and Matty Taylor deflected it in.

Another goal and the team came in at the half with a 2 nil lead. A revitalising team talk from Grim and the team came out to fuck some shit up.

The second half started and Didsbury set off in a similar style. Passing and getting loads of short corners, but being unable to inject the ball they were like an old man shagging without viagra. Fair play they got there but fucking ‘ell if you can’t get it up is there any point?

The game finished 4-0 after 2 more goals including a flick by Grim.

Attendance: 30
Time: too early
Weather: sunnyish, but strong smell of poo

MoM - Other Ben Wilson
DoD - Tom Evans (aka Mini/Le General)